Happy Mooncake Festival

Happy Mooncake Festival!!!!

Now here is raining cats and dogs,somemore PMR is near,the mood to play and celebrate the festival faded away.

well,three more days to PMR.Although seniors keep telling that PMR will not be a big big deal,still feel a little bit nervous.yea,of cousrse they will say so,just like everyone of us who went through UPSR,feel that UPSR was just as easy as ABC.

Three more days!!!!!

We have three more days!!!!!

Perharps I will consider to take some study leave,not to study,but to clear my mind!!!

Wish YanYi, Jeffrey, Soo Yin, Abi, Xian, JJ, Wei Yang, Zhan Hong, Liyen, WenQi, Yiting, CheeWai and Gay Han-Shea Yee, Hui Wen and gang, Wen Xian, Zhe Wei, Soo Hou, Joshua, Jing Xue, Chun Yong, Zhen Jie, Kai Cheat,Sui JIng, Jit Ming, Sim Jui,Yu Xuan,Shu Fen,Ee Theng,Tze Xuan,Apple,Turtle,Black Dog,Wen Foo,Gim Lung,Leong Bros,Wee Rock,Teik Yong and Wei Hern-Wei Xin,Wen Shion,Pei Yun and all Form3s:

ALL THE BEST IN PMR!!!!

Matthew

Satan Appears In Church

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty -- except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me, old man!?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lame Joke 27

John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling.

The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down.

He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time,

and then turns to John and says,"See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY!"

John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here except on Tuesdays and Thursdays."


Hahahaha~Take a Break,Have a KitKat,Read a Joke,Have a NiceDay. =]

Raya Holidayz

Ha~I still have four wake-up-late days.XD

Well,I planned a very good study timetable for this holidays,but it is really hard to follow it.

One only thing I'd follow is 'resting' and 'playing' column.

So,I decided to really start to revise seriously,no jokes.

Yan Yi's mother has limited his time to on9.I dunno why.On the other hand,Jeff is always on the web,24 hours a day,7 days a week.I thought Jeff is managing online 7-11.XD

Yea!!This Sunday will be a wonderful day!One gathering and one dinner to chase.

I will be having a family gathering at my father-side cousin's condo near Penang Queensbay Mall.

At night,I will follow my family to our new condominium at Jalan Raja Uda. The developers have obtained O.C. for the building and is going to hold a dinner for to-be-residence.Of course,my new small condo is not as grand as my cousin's. This will be the place for Jeff and YanYi to stay if they come to visit me.And yet check out who is their real,genuine 'da shao'.XD muahahahaha~


Matthew~Selamat Hari Raya.

Ah~nearly forgotten.Happy Birthday to Gay Han The Grey!!

Lame Joke 26:Mouse Droppings

An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse.

Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks,

"How high up are we?"

"About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies.

The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"

Selamat Hari Raya!!

Selamat Hari Raya

Here I wish all Malaysian Happy Raya!!!

Long time ago,I went to my neighbour's rumah terbuka before, about 10 years ago.hehe~

I forgot how the house looked like,but I do remember the food!!!

Since then,I never been to rumah terbuka d.why?The neighbour shifted.

I think this holidays I possibly will remain at home, eat books instead of kuih.However, I have a funny feeling that I will really take it as holidays,idle and sit in front of computer!!Can someone help me out?It isnt I dunwan to study,but I am not the kind of ppl that can stay infront of books all day~a minute or so, I will stand up and go round the house and sit back.

Anyway,wish those who are exam-free have a very happy holidays.XD



Matthew~I wish u'll never see me here again for next 25 days... ...