喜剧疗伤

以前觉得喜剧都没意思，纯粹只是娱乐而已。现在发现在烦恼或情绪低落时，大笑一场的确有暂时性的治疗作用。

今天发现其实喜剧也能够传达正面讯息。这一集的《爱情公寓》，说的是失恋的事。把失恋变成玩笑，似乎也能让心情有个转变。

“我是小溪流，永远向前流。小溪流啊小溪流，永远不停留。”

执子之手，与子偕老

短片里的情侣即将完婚，他们让化妆师把他们化成年老时的模样。

刚刚看完时觉得有趣又特别。从来都不会去想象爱人年老时的样子，这让我确信我敬爱的外婆曾经也很迷人。也许真爱就是年老时还保留着年轻时相爱的冲动。

过后想了想，岁月催人老并没有想短片里那么惊人。除非你是每隔二十年照一次镜子。成人每一天都在老化。而眼睛和大脑无法察觉身边的人这个缓慢的过程，所以我见到我妈妈不会大叫一声巫婆。只有当你的大脑重翻旧照进行比较，你才觉得妈真的老了。

这个短片可以当作他们彼此之间的约定吧。万一他们离婚，我会替他们尴尬的。当然，他们可以说，爱也会慢慢地淡去。

我的手，将会牵着谁。

我有投票权！

马条，你二十一岁了。

感觉没有什么特别。

觉得十八岁才是真正的不同。不必穿校服，可以驾驶汽车，离开了中学校园，迅速坠入了爱河，还有那颗炙热的心。

但是，大家正式地把你当大人看了。

继续勇敢走下去吧！

马条，祝你生日快乐！唱首歌给自己吧！

影帝出马，光芒四射

哈哈哈，好久好久没自我吹嘘了。这才是我对吧。

近来，压力虽然没有减少，但渐渐懂得如何放下。对生活的期待还是离不开妳。没有妳参与的事，多做一些都觉得多余。恐怕从此游山玩水都只有和妳去的份。这很严重失衡对吧。所以听好了，我决定，我想跟一大班人去哪干什么都会带着妳。妳说妳有社交障碍，我、不、管。XD 自私？对，这是一部分的我。

这个月雨一直下个不停。感觉很好，雨天从来都是我最喜欢的天气。或许我曾说过，我特别喜欢雷雨交加的那种。大自然用闪电和大风来咆哮，总比以那炽热的火球烘烤大地好多了。妳说妳也开始喜欢雨天来了，是妳在室内时的雨天。是吗？是我的缘故吧。我呢，无论我在室内室外都不要紧，是雨天就好。以前一个人的时候可以享受大自然的浇灌，现在能和妳共撑妳把粉红印有心形图案的伞。我发现其实，我们都受不了太阳照在皮肤上的热。

好，别扯太远。马上进入电影介绍。

若不是由于课业上的需要，我才不会抛头露面呢。虽然从前我最爱锋芒毕露了,但有了妳之后，我收敛了，懂得低头谦虚。不过经过种种努力，我渐渐找回自己。

角色的分配，我没有争取，主角这个重担自然而然的落在我的肩膀上。由于我并不是很想完成这门功课，起初的心态是草草了事就算了。与年头的世纪大片不同，那时我抱着九把刀拍《那些年，我们一起追的女孩》的热忱及和他相同的目的（电影心灵治疗）全权主导该影片。这次，我完全没参与剪辑过程。

跟你们说喔，这个短片里有我的每一幕我都没NG喔，都只拍一次而已。就算拍第二次的话也是其他人笑场。除此之外，差不多所有的对白都是即兴的。

其实我个人是觉得没什么了不起，只是朋友们都说我演技精湛，表情丰富，内心戏动人。因此，我也不好意思不大大吹嘘一番了。

对了，本片还跟随潮流跳了一段骑马舞呢。在这里要特别感谢一个人，牺牲了她美丽的面容和可爱的形象客串几秒。谢谢我亲爱的妳。

妳存在，我深深的脑海里。

北海锺灵中学第12届毕业生｜聚餐晚宴宣传短片

Nahh! This is the full version of the short clip!

My part is reduced to a few only, and got one screen I was walking from right to left, my head faced the other direction. Can you recognise it was I?Haha, too bad, my big head had blocked You Jing completely from view.XP

It was a nice experience and a priviledge to take part in this short clip.

However, I think they didn't put in the toilet-bombing part in the short clip, which was a 'trend' in their times. And you see 2 guys were punished to stretch their arms straight with Paus in hands, Mr. Ho said he really punished that 2 guys with the same way 10 years ago. That kind of punishment was carried out only once due to the boys bought Paus from the canteen for the girls in class after recess. Haha. The price for being gentlemen.Erm, I think I did buy bread for a girl from canteen after recess time too, or I accompanied her to canteen during lessons, or both. Haha. But normally I asked girls like Rou Yi ah, Yan Fen ah, Fish ah to buy back for me.XD Let them be the gentlewomen. Err, that girl, I am sure she is not that special girl who comes across in your mind. I don't feel like disclosing who she is here due to some reasons, I feel uneasy to do that. She aka dead rope. Got it?XD

Alright, what exciting and unforgettable memories we had, to be recalled after 10 years?If I am to direct a video clip like this, I will include the craziest things I was involved with. We did not bomb the toilets, but we made smoke bombs in the science lab. We were not punished or caught by the authorities,even though we ponteng sekolah and just like that *proud. Haha.

So let's do it!!



Back from the library, after 3rd of December.

Trailer!

This is the movie clip's trailer I mentioned that day, I am in it!YEAH!

Seriously I think this clip is very brilliant, hope the movie will be good also.XD And my face will appear more!HAHA. You will definitely recognize me with my signature mountain-spiky-hair!

 By the way, Neri's selfvideo is so cute!!Like acting a drama or what weih. It's so much different from the way you talk to us kay! I must admit you speak too fast in your accent and I hardly catch what you are saying.Haha. But at last I got it lah.

-JUDGE LESS,ACCEPT MORE-

ROJAK! by Suleiman Brothers

This last video marks the end of the 15Malaysia films.

COOL!!!

I must say.The animation is so so awesome. Despite the scenes are changing so fast, you can get what they want to express. Indeed, Malaysia is really Rojak like he says!!haha~

The directors,Suleiman Bros,if they put their efforts consistently,they might be another Warner Bros,own a big company and produce high quality Malaysian Movies.xD

Synopsis
A Rojak seller’s take on Malaysia’s multi-faceted social political tapestry. Made entirely with CGI special effects. Visually stunning.





-No more short films-

Tthanks for your supports-

LOLLIPOP by Nam Ron

The title of the 14th video make me strongly remind of a person...

Life still goes on, my heart will go on too...

Anyway,girls,please dun stupid enough to trust a person with a lollipop in his hand...or a person with a pack of tissue papers (yess Jeffrey, I am referring to you.) XD

For boys, Jeffrey should be the most trusted friend. I feel so.You want to share,he is there;you want to listen,he is there;you want to bully,he is there;and you want to cry,he has lots of tissues.XD

Synopsis
A haunting portrayal of a pedophile preparing to hunt, interspersed with metaphors on the state of Malaysian politics.

HEALTHY PARANOIA by Khairil M. Bahar

So...do you concern about your health?Do you scared of the scary pictures printed on the cigaretts??

Do watch this 13th of the 15Malaysia.Exclusive presentation to the minister of health(not hell).

Synopsis
An over-zealous public relations consultant advises the current minister of health how to discourage unhealthy lifestyles in Malaysia.

"The Rakyat need to know this Sir!!We have to inform them!!"

DUIT KECIL by Johan John

This is the 11th video,3 more left.

Synopsis
A man finds himself without small change in a cheap brothel. Many arguments ensue and problems faced by the Malaysian common man are discussed humorously.




Remember to bring some change wherever u go.XD

METER by Benji & Bahir

This is the 11th of the 15.It talks abt national football, the importance of English and others.

Synopsis
The controversial head of UMNO Youth plays a taxi driver who is asked his views on some current Malaysian talking points. He ends up offering a keris to a Chinese boy as a gift.




Lessons I have learnt:
1)Never tell which foreign football team u support,especially to a taxi driver.XD

2)Although English is very important, do not use it to communicate with taxi driver. =]

3)Always share a gift with somebody. =)

The Keris given by the taxi driver symbolize the good relationship between races.

GERHANA by James Lee

So this is the 10th of the 15Malaysia. See the director's name, I don't know that Sensei James Lee noes how to make a film. Jeffrey ar, help me to ask him, why doesn't he make a film entitled "Shinobi in BU4:Action"? Then u will be famous too.But sensei will be sued by Hollywood, because they will think he copies "Kungfu Panda".XD Why?oh,it is because they will mistakenly see Jeffrey as a panda. haha~

Synopsis
Two secret lovers rendezvous in a plush hotel room while TV news is read in the background. A dark take on apathy in Malaysia.

SLOVAK SLING by Woo Ming Jin

The 9th one. How to bribe?First of all, you must give everything he requires.Next, give your sun glasses to him(you noe,the weather here is hot).Thirdly,you can give him all of your belongings from your Italy shirt to your Hush Puppies underwear.

Jeffrey ar,your give-off-tissue-paper trick is outdated d.Nowadays, girls won't feel touch becoz you provide tissue paper for them d.Make a change,you can follow the lessons below.

Lesson1: Take Care Of Her Pocket Money

Lesson2: Take Care Of Her 'Brother'

Lesson3: Take Care Of Her Children

Examples please watch the video.XD


Synopsis
A comedic re-enactment of how one politician tries to entice another to switch party allegiance as DVD pirates look on.








Matthew-Jeffrey Go Go Go!

ONE FUTURE by Tan Chui Mui

This is the 8th of the 15.Politician Tian Chua cast as the citizen that was arrested because he shouted for help during an emergency. -__________-


Synopsis
An edgy and powerful science fiction story of a society where everything is perfect, except no one is allowed to speak.







Matthew

LUMPUR by Kamal Sabran

This is the seventh videos of the 15Malaysia. A boring one, but meaningful...

Synopsis
A modern, poetic and beautifully constructed ode to Malaysia – its common people, places and enduring spirit.






mAtThEw

THE SON by Desmond Ng

This is the sixth video of the 15Malaysia. It talks about 3 guys of 4 beated up a Malay guy.The Malay guy ended up coma in hospital. The fourth guy was on his way to police station as a witness.

Synopsis
A teenage Chinese witness to a racially motivated assault is being driven to the police station. A quiet reminder of the dangers of inter-communal suspicion and conflict.







Matthew

HALAL by Liew Seng Tat

This is the fifth video.Is damn lame, I never see anyone use a machine gun to kill a chicken before.XD

So what does Halal mean?


Synopsis
A very silly slapstick comedy demonstrating the proper Islamic way to slaughter chicken.

HOUSE by Linus Chung

This is the fourth video of the 15. The story is quite sad...but is true and happens among us. The Indian boy is so pity, you can see his sad and puzzled face when his teacher keep reassuring him "Do you know wat is a dream house? A house that you wish to stay in the future?" during his presentation. In the beginning he is so proud to tell that the house is built by his own father.However when school dismissed his model is trampled by a rich chinese guy. In the mean time, his staying little wooden house is demolished by government for new construction.

Synopsis
An Indian boy is asked to build a model of his house at school. A tale on the social economic plight faced by many Malaysians.

THE TREE by Amir Mohammad

So this is the thrid video.Apparently it is about a tree-.-
A quite boring one...
Jeff said it is very religious...he asked me not to post...
But I think that it's okay and want to post all 15 videos...
So I just want to say that this is not a religious blog or what...jeff u think too much d...
However I think the main factor of jeff's bantahan is that this video is damn freaking boring...XD

I thought jeff will like it because it got mention how to earn merit points...wahahaha maybe u should watch it to get extra merit points =,=

I hope u all won't take it to heart or get irritated.Thank You very much.



Synopsis
Malaysia’s most influential spiritual leader Nik Aziz offers commentary on the virtuous and Islamic way to conduct ethical commerce in his inimitable style.

Chocolate by Yasmin Ahmad

This is the second film of the 15MALAYSIA. Is a very short one,two minutes plus...


Synopsis
A quiet tale that reminds us that, despite the multifaceted contradiction of Malaysia, life goes on – even if not all of it is sweet.







Matthew