Friday, 21 August 2009

Lame Joke 18

The Statues

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I herby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life, smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.

The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head."



Lame Joke 17

Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali
and asked that he fasten his seat belt.

"Superman don't need no seat belt," Ali growled.

"Well, Superman," the stewardess replied, "don't need no airplane!"

THE TREE by Amir Mohammad

So this is the thrid video.Apparently it is about a tree-.-
A quite boring one...
Jeff said it is very religious...he asked me not to post...
But I think that it's okay and want to post all 15 videos...
So I just want to say that this is not a religious blog or what...jeff u think too much d...
However I think the main factor of jeff's bantahan is that this video is damn freaking boring...XD

I thought jeff will like it because it got mention how to earn merit points...wahahaha maybe u should watch it to get extra merit points =,=

I hope u all won't take it to heart or get irritated.Thank You very much.

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