Monday, 27 October 2008

Liverpool Won Chelsea!!

Liverpool won!!hooray!!!
1-0,so nice the game!!!wonderful, fabulous!!well done Alonso!!
he score about ten mins the match started!!!Althu a bit 'Ang gong',it still a goal!!

~You'll never walk alone~

the last 10 mins was like Liverpool home,they sang so loud althu their numbers were less...

~You'll never walk alone!!

Matthew~Unlimited~to the very special you:You'll never walk alone~

Lame Joke 12:Respectfully Cheating

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?"

"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"


Have a break~Have a Kitkat~no worries,I think no Melamine~xD

Matthew~Unlimited~Liverpool's fan

Lame Joke 11

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. "What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl. The grandmother was embarrased, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor." They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?" said the little one. "How do you mean?" asked the Grandma. "Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl, "and they fuck you everytime!"

Wakaka~Jeffrey nt bad wor~

Matthew~Unlimited~Liverpool's fan