Wednesday, 23 December 2009
What make it even worst is,tomorrow is Christmas Eve!!
My feeling now??Nervous!!!!!
Wad can I do now??non-stop overnight prayer meeting.XD hahaha~
I hope I can score 8As!!!
I declare I can!!!!
yay yay yay!!!
Hereby I wish all form3s can score full As!!God bless!!
Wednesday, 16 December 2009
As a leader of a patrol, we need to prepare and make banners, flags, nametags, totempo and plan some gathering items. Besides, we need to train for marching competition which will be held during camp. After several of patrol corners, we are ready for it.=)
So today was the audition for our presentation during camp. We need to choose 2 items out of sketch,song and dance. I chose song and dance. Our performances are not that well but we managed to pass.
This noon, marching team members were punished to run 2 rounds of field under the hot sun.Why??The attendance of yesterday practice was dreadful, 12 came out of 30.XD However, during we were running, those from Kadet Pertahanan Awam, our big rival, sitting in a crowd and watched us with fingers pointing here and there. Memang Tak Ada Moral mia!BOOO sama dia!!!!!
Next you'll see them watching us grab away the champion of Annual School Marching Competition.Hiak Hiak Hiak.wakakaka. That all we can say is just sorry.Hrng.
By the way there are rumours say this sunday PMR result will be coming out. ARGHHH!!!SO FAST!!!It was like yesterday I just finished PMR!!Now I am so jealous with my cousin,they finished their SPM d. -___________-
Thursday, 10 December 2009
Sorry for not updating this blog, I really have no time to connect to the web, there are so many things and stuffs for me to complete since training camp is a week away, and most of my time is stolen by marching training.
MARCHING!!!It hurts, hurt my knees and causes my skin to burn.
MARCHING!!!It's tough, to stay under the sun and keep your head 45 degrees up.
MARCHING!!!It's lame, continue to do the same movement for several hours and make it as a routine.
For marching I just have 3 days free a week. And the 3 days left are occupied with other activities.
HAIZ ... ... HAIZ ... ... HAIZ ... ...
Tuesday, 1 December 2009
Time does fly.It's just happened so fast. Time escaped from my hand before I can grab them. Calendar turned month by month.Soon enough will be Christmas.Then, we will celebrate New Year again. 2 years later will be the end of the world (according to a movie which is so hot recently).
The feeling and experience when I was in BU4 is like so far from me now... ...it is so much different with the hectic life here.
I have adapted the living style and environment here like everytime I move to a new place. Friends here, people here, teachers here and society. They are all different from there besides having the same two ears,two eyes, a nose and a mouth.
Like every year end holidays since 2006, I will be on the moveXD
From Penang to Johor to PJ and to Penang, this year I will be moving to a new house.hahaa~
I lose the chance to move out of state, so I move to a new house instead. =]
What's my new address?You can go around the neighbourhood and knock the doors one by one.
Isn't too early for Christmas?
Merry Christmas then!
Friday, 27 November 2009
Jing Yi said she would like to take part at first but it was too far from PJ.huh~Jing Yi sorry ya, why ya there is no Petaling Bridge at your place.Nevermind, at least you can take part in Petaling Street Marathon.XD
There is not much events for me so far this holidays, not like Yan Yi, he can go outing everyday and everywhere, just not coming to my place -_______-~
Jeffrey and I have the same characteristic, you can classify us like PMR Science paper 2 No.7 under 'locked up at home'.But take note, it should be locked up at room for Jeffrey.
What shocked me this morning was, Jeffrey still not on the line at 11am. He told me that he went for gardening...
Gardening!!!!I dunno Jeffrey would lay hands at those chores. Jeffrey, you said your garden is half the forest big right?
Don't get dumbfounded, I went to his house before. The definition of forest in Jeffrey's dictionary is a squre feet place with 2 trees in it.So half the forest mean he has a tree in front of his house.
Well, enough Jeffrey-ing. My brother Mark was supposed to be in Hong Kong now to have a date with his dearest. Just before he checked in at Bayan Lepas Airport, the officer told him his passport was considered expired because there was 3months left to expiry date.
Now we are racing. Last month I went alone to PJ to celebrate Yan Yi's birthday. He wanted to go Hong Kong alone to date but fail.XD
Next year I'll go to the moon alone to celebrate Mooncake Festival.=)
Monday, 23 November 2009
The yellow little bag sponsored by DIGI, it can transform into a backpack.Guess wad hidden inside?Some medicine, toothpaste and body shampoo! They expected us to brush our teeth during the marathon, so that our teeth could be as white as snow when we finished.XD
Yesterday was the day, where every runners gathered at Queens Bay to test themselves. I took part in Quarter Marathon which is 10km only.There are three Categories : Full (42km), Half ( 21), Quarter (10km) and Fun Run (10km).
There were 11 buses, around 700 students took part from our school. We reached there about 1.30 because Penang Bridge would be closed from 2am to 10am Sunday.
We had nothing to do while waiting our event started at 6am, so we were wandering around that area, from Starbucks Coffee to the coast. The place was crowded, some slept on the ground, some just walking around like us.
When the time reached 6, we gathered at the starting point, tight the time recorder chip on our shoe laces, we set off. At first we said we would be running together, but then everyone left the group one by one after the starting point -.-
I ran on the journey alone ... ...
Seeing the cars past by on the left and buildings moving backwards...the sky was still dark...the weather was so cold...I was still running.
I finished it within 90 mintues.XD Got a metal. Hahaha~
When they gave me the metal at the finishing point, I thought I was one of the winners, but den I scrutinised my 'prize',there was a word written there : FINISHER
Well, this event made me didn't sleep for 24 hours!!!
Wednesday, 18 November 2009
He later receives a ticket in the mail for $40 with a photo of his car.
Instead of payment, he sends the police department a photograph of $40.
A few days later, he gets a letter from the police department with a picture of handcuffs.
Yan Yi!I will send you lots of picture of money!!!!
Saturday, 14 November 2009
Oppps...my title is 2012, not prefect-bullied.Sorry...sorry.
2012...really cool...I find it very interesting.The scences are so real, just I dunno why every time they can merely escape.When the buildings on the left and right falling down one by one, the plane they ride can avoid with no mistake.Somemore, the one who drive the plane is not a qualified pilot. =.=
Actually the wicked Russian is very funny.His big size and speaking tone. However he didn't survive at last.Do remember, bad guys must all die at the end in Hollywood and Fairy tales.
2012,three years to go. In the movie, the government did not tell the people that the world is going to end. The biggest solar explosion ever recorded in human history cause the particles of the earth crust to change. This made the earth crust to move and caused earth quake. The disaster happened earlier than they estimate, not all of the ark ready and just some of them are able to aboard the ark.
When we were about to go home around 7, the rain started. It seemed like all bus shifts to Jetty are closed.When we spotted a bus, we rushed to it under rain and the driver told us they would not be going to jetty. When we were about to aboard and asked the driver, I spotted a hand trying to pick my wallet, I thought it was my friend trying to play with me. But when I turned back, it was an Indian. -________________- He was not giving up that fast, trying a few times but I just put my hands inside my pocket. He was so thicked face, beh pai seh. Having so lousy skill also dare to rob ppl. haiz.
Just to remind you guys, especially Jeffrey and Yan Yi those rich guys, take care of your wallets and belongings. I regret I didn't blow the Indian up.Huh~I missed the chance to show off shinobi skills.XD
One more thing to mention. My friends went back earlier at 5.00pm. When they wanted to aboard a rapid bus, the driver say that was a 'Rapid Melayu' and did not let them in. I personally do not know whether such things exist anot. =(
At last, we took a taxi to jetty.I reached home about 10.00pm with my body all wet.
Wednesday, 11 November 2009
Tomorrow those form3s will be going to have a gotong-royong to clean up the school before holidays start. I guess only a few will present ( included me) tomorrow. The discipline teacher is stupid enough to announce that today.
I started my add math tuition this week. I just found out my math is really dreadful. Any ways to improve my logical thinking, Jeffrey? I know Jeffrey is very good at math, and so does Yan Yi.
ARGH!It is really superb boring right now. There is no way to escape for this. Next week we'll start our holidays, boring holidays...
Sunday, 8 November 2009
Saturday, 7 November 2009
PMR had past for a month.We had lived a non-PMR month.
Perharps many of you had enjoyed much,but my life after PMR was just a turmoil. I didn't what I had done, I just knew I did so many things and was so busy. Almost everyday I stayed back at school, stayed up late. Frankly, I didn't touch a book or even a pen for a month.coooool~
Even though, the month was full of excitements and joy. The open ceremony of my busy after PMR life was the trip to PJ to celebrate Yan Yi's birthday. After coming back, I started on the preparation for Backwood Comp without rest. Then was the Backwood Comp. The third week our team won the champion of sandcastle building. Next was the Ultimate Frisbee Competition. The fourth week Hui Wen and I made a cake to celebrate Shea Yee's birthday. Paintball Competition just past a few days ago.
huh~see? I was really busy, not as a participant of those events, but also a co-ordinator. Someone just can't get that. He thought I am supposed to be really free and just working for him.
For December, KRS Training Camp 2009. I was elected as Patrol Leader for Patrol 8. Another test for me. You have so much to catch up and learn comparison to those who have joined KRS for three years.
What make things worst is that I'd maybe need to wait until next year to move in my new condominium -.-"
Alright, enough grumbles.haha~Thanks for lending your ears.You're really a good aundience.bye~
Thursday, 5 November 2009
The feeling was like playing real life counter strike ( Of coz...)
It rained early in the morning. The war zone was so wet and everywhere was mud. We purposely wore our oldest and ready-to-throw clothes because we thought that the paint was unwashable. But when we arrived, the organizer told us that the pellets were water-soluble and non-stainning. We got ourselves with mud instead of paint ( I got no paint on my clothes because as you knew I am so pro that I didn't got any shots.XD )
The weather was so bad, thick clouds and keep raining. However, the excitement did not washed away by the rain. We played 6 games and it was 3mins per game. I went for two games and shot pinned one off.
Actually I was very frighten at first, more or less you would get blue black if you were hit by the pellets. The pain would be unbearable and even worst if your knuckles or necks were hit.
At last a team from our school grabbed the third place, we failed to accomplish our aim : get the champion so that this year all the champions of the three events organised by Inti College are ours.
WE FAILED TO DO IT.
Actually I trained hard yesterday, before the competition. Staying a few hours in front of computer, playing counter-strike. I was very well and pro yesterday, but all gone wrong today... ... someone tell me why ... ...
WHEN ALL ELSE FAIL, WE DON'T.
- G.I.Joe -
Sunday, 1 November 2009
Hui Wen and I made a chocalate chess cake for her at my place...
The Chocalate Cheese Cake for Shea Yee.
Sorry ya Hui Wen, your big head is not in the video.XD
Friday, 30 October 2009
A very unlucky day for me...
Perharps many of you don't have any clue about what is Frisbees yet. Frisbees is a game like any ball game, but the ball replaced by a disc. I think it is a game that combine football, basketball and rubby. You need to keep flying the 'ball' towards the goal (nonsense -.-). But you cannot walk more than two steps, it will be considered as 'walking' or 'travelling'. While you score, you must be holding the disc and must stand inside the goal box.
Well, for short, this competition held by Inti College Penang was just for form 3s.However, 2 form3 teams and 1 form 4 team reperesented our school to the competition because we did not know that.One of the form3's players were picked from the champion team of the school,considered as professional and is very strong.The other was just formed up by random and whoever interested in it, you may call it as amateur team.And I was in the amateur team or as it called in hokkien 'zap ceng team'. Although we were not champion team, we were strong too and we trained for a week for the competition.On the contrary, the champion team was not trained so hard.
Yesterday, when we were trainning and played against the champion team, we could win 9-8 in a 30 minutes game. We could say that we were stronger than them in all aspects.
The problem started yesterday right after trainning. Inti College the organizer said we could not go for 3 teams, just 2. The school decided to put 1 form 3 and 1 form 4. That's mean the 2 teams of form 3 need to combine and make the strongest team. The problem we faced were just as same as Real Madrid and Manchester City : too many pros and too many subsitutes. Some of them quit for the reason.
But then late evening I got a call from the school, they said Inti College had permit us to put 3 teams,because one of the schools will be absent.
We got the news too late and had no time to tell all of our fellow teamates.
This morning when we gathered in school to start off to USM field, there were just 14 form3s. Thats mean if we separated for two teams, we would have no subs. For this reason the team leader and all of us started to argue : Remain in 1 team or separate for 2.
We decided to go for 2 teams, becoz we thought that one more team, one more chance. But we were not enough of good pro players for both team. Few said we should focus on a team and make sure the team can reach the champion. Many said we should separated equally and fought equally.Many too agreed with the latter.
We argued over this matter all the way from Butterworth to Penang USM. At last we were forced to put all our good and pro players in a team, leaving another team to die.
The so called champion team pick all our quality and good players from our 'zap ceng team'. Leave us nothing. They even picked our captain. No choice, we must pick those who had not even touch the disc before. Our tranining wasted, strategies backfired, all gone!!!
FOR JUSTICE AND PEACE I REMAINED IN THE TEAM WITH MY RAKAN-RAKAN SEPERJUANGAN ALTHOUGH I HAD A CHANCE TO CHOOSE SIDE. We swear no matter win or lose, we would stayed together and fight to the end. We were Matthew, Wee Rock, Tao Sheng , Ah Boon, Zhao Jong, Jia Yi and Yi Chern.
Hey, till here please give some applause man!! Come on!! XD
Alright alright.Enough Clapss, I know we were awsome, but please let me finish it.
First match we met the Form4s. Was like Pulau Pinang versus Liverpool.6-1!!
Second match we met the champion team. Was like Malaysia versus Man U.3-1!!!
Just then, got players from other school complaint that we got form 4. So they checked and told us we should'nt. They let the form4s to play until semi final. So, this kill our form4s and kill one our chances. They blame me for admitting that they were form4s.zzzzzzzzzzz.The organizers already knew man!!And Harry Potter teaches me that I Must Not Tell Lies!!!!
So our only hope was the champion team, and they won the champion...
On the other side, we, lose had met our waterloo. Lose 3 out of 5 matches. The two teams we won were GIRL teams.hehehe~At least we were not that bad.XD
Anyway, it is over =)
Monday, 26 October 2009
Sunday, 25 October 2009
Perharps I will be going to watch it at Mamak stall.
Well,undeniably Liverpool will WIN!Chee Wai,Manchester is going to be BOO at Anfield.HAHAHAHA
PMR has ended about two weeks d.Although so, my life after PMR so far was not really free, but very busy.
Right after we passed up the last paper, we were called to meeting. Every teacher thought that we would be very free and should not idle away the time.They just fantically prepare a lot of activities for us : frisbee contest, sandcastle competition, chess competition, RIMUP and so on. I merely stay in class for 5 minutes each day.
And I don't think yesterday's Backwood Competition was an end of my busy exam-free days...This week and the week after will just be as busy as before...
The most exciting event was my adventure to KL to celebrate Yan Yi's birthday.
Ohya, we got the champion of Penang Sandcastle Building competition.
Here is the link : http://thestar.com.my/metro/story.asp?file=/2009/10/24/north/4951648&sec=north
Will post the pictures and photos of the competition , RIMUP and highlights of KRS Backwood Competition 2009 soon.
Monday, 19 October 2009
So it became not that fun.Left Jeffrey and Chee Wai to shock.XD
It turned out Yan Yi only gave me a missed call when they reached the lower landing,so I just walked casually with phon in one hand towards them. I heard Jeffrey shouting words,dunno foul or gud words.And the girl's laughing.I just pretend I didn't hear anything.Chee Wai took his hand out and blocked me.Jeffrey started to murmur his words bla bla bla...
Y for Yan Yi,M for Matthew,P for Panda aka Jeffrey.XD
Guess whose eyes are these??Panda Jeffrey's!!
From the left Soo Yin, Chee Wai and me. LIVERPOOL ROCKS!!
First time in my life history,might be even for my family history,my adventure to KL alone was unprecedented. This adventure indicated a new chapter of my whole family,and of coz will shine across the pages...XD
I didn't expect to get the permissionsss from my every family members so fast and easily,a couple of hours of lecture on safety precaution was okay for me.
Even every normal day my dear grandma will repeat and repeat the same phrase to me before I go out for school.
"Do not take or eat anything or any food from strangers, those stuffs might be poisoned."
I aboarded the Transnasional bus at 9.00am.
So, wad is the purpose for me to travel 400km to KL?For the sakes of Yan Yi's Birthday.
Me,being as his sifu, felt the responsibility fell on my shoulder.
When the bus driver drove out from the terminal,I felt so nervous.I couldn't believe that I was going to spend the next four hours alone on bus.I really scared any misfortune would ever happened on me.
After an hour of spying and observing my environment,made sure that I was safe and no one was intended to kidnap me or harm me,I started to listen to my walkman.
The Journey was really boring,I broke my own record of never speak for 4 hours.XD
I text to many ppl,YanYi and Shea Yee (hehe,actually is just two of them...)I can't text to Jeffreyand the rest of the gang becoz they didn't know I m coming.
Ohya,when I was about to fall asleep,Wen Xian called me up...asked me which Rapid bus to take in Penang... I think Rapid has its own personal website...
Here comes the best part of the journey:
I was about to reach,and Yan Yi was ready to set off from his grandma house to fetch me.
He asked me where I was,I said juz passed by genting.He den scolded me:What the Hell,wad to do with genting?!Deng!! (Originally adapted from inbox,no correction has been made.)
Den we started to quarrel.XD
Wad is the consequences of simply scolding ppl?
Is you will need a lot of time and efforts to locate the person.XD hahaha
When Yan Yi reached Puduraya,I was still in the bus,jaming!After haf and hour,I pissed off and walked down from the bus to the terminal.
In Puduraya,Yan Yi,his auntie and me played hide and seek.
"where are you now Matthew?Come Guardian to meet me."
"Guardian ar?where is it ar?"
"Yan YI ar,we juz meet in front of KFC laa..."
"Okok,see you there."
"Yan Yi ar, I am standing infront of KFC now,where are you?"
"Matthew,you wear wad colour t-shirt ar?me ar...in front of KFC too... ..."
Around Puduraya has more than one KFC.But we both insisted that we were standing in front of KFC.Both of us were right.
Finally I finally met Yan Yi and followed him bec.He started to feed me more updates and news about fq.XD We went swimming with his brothers.His second brother kept singing sponge bob square pants (I wonder whether is Pn Aminah taught him the song) ... ==
So,wad happened on the next day??Catch up the next episode.Same time,same channel,we meet again.XD
"The Adventure of Matthew Lim - Journey to The South" to be continue... ...
Tuesday, 13 October 2009
Sunday, 4 October 2009
PMR is about to start on this Wednesday!
What's my feeling??
40% nervous, 10% worry, 10% fear , 10% panic, 10% happy, 10% nothing and 10% joy.XD
This blog will be officially off for PMR and will reopen on 13 October 2009. Sorry for any inconvenience may cause during this period of time =]
To pay back the loss, here I upload some of my pictures for our dear valued readers.XD
So this is Ryan and me =) Ryan(my cousin's son) is from America.I am considered as his uncle .XD
SEE YOU AFTER PMR!!!
Saturday, 3 October 2009
Now here is raining cats and dogs,somemore PMR is near,the mood to play and celebrate the festival faded away.
well,three more days to PMR.Although seniors keep telling that PMR will not be a big big deal,still feel a little bit nervous.yea,of cousrse they will say so,just like everyone of us who went through UPSR,feel that UPSR was just as easy as ABC.
Perharps I will consider to take some study leave,not to study,but to clear my mind!!!
Tuesday, 29 September 2009
Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty -- except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me, old man!?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
Thursday, 24 September 2009
The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down.
He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time,
and then turns to John and says,"See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY!"
John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here except on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
Hahahaha~Take a Break,Have a KitKat,Read a Joke,Have a NiceDay. =]
Wednesday, 23 September 2009
Well,I planned a very good study timetable for this holidays,but it is really hard to follow it.
One only thing I'd follow is 'resting' and 'playing' column.
So,I decided to really start to revise seriously,no jokes.
Yan Yi's mother has limited his time to on9.I dunno why.On the other hand,Jeff is always on the web,24 hours a day,7 days a week.I thought Jeff is managing online 7-11.XD
Yea!!This Sunday will be a wonderful day!One gathering and one dinner to chase.
I will be having a family gathering at my father-side cousin's condo near Penang Queensbay Mall.
At night,I will follow my family to our new condominium at Jalan Raja Uda. The developers have obtained O.C. for the building and is going to hold a dinner for to-be-residence.Of course,my new small condo is not as grand as my cousin's. This will be the place for Jeff and YanYi to stay if they come to visit me.And yet check out who is their real,genuine 'da shao'.XD muahahahaha~
Matthew~Selamat Hari Raya.
Ah~nearly forgotten.Happy Birthday to Gay Han The Grey!!
Monday, 21 September 2009
Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks,
"How high up are we?"
"About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies.
The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"
Saturday, 19 September 2009
Here I wish all Malaysian Happy Raya!!!
Long time ago,I went to my neighbour's rumah terbuka before, about 10 years ago.hehe~
I forgot how the house looked like,but I do remember the food!!!
Since then,I never been to rumah terbuka d.why?The neighbour shifted.
I think this holidays I possibly will remain at home, eat books instead of kuih.However, I have a funny feeling that I will really take it as holidays,idle and sit in front of computer!!Can someone help me out?It isnt I dunwan to study,but I am not the kind of ppl that can stay infront of books all day~a minute or so, I will stand up and go round the house and sit back.
Anyway,wish those who are exam-free have a very happy holidays.XD
Matthew~I wish u'll never see me here again for next 25 days... ...
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. Soon afterward, Sol sits in the park feeding the pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol...."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in Heaven?"
"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.
Abe says, "Well, there is baseball in Heaven."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."
Friday, 18 September 2009
What a sad news for me indeed!!
The Carlsberg sign in front of Liverpool's jersey will be replaced by Standard Charted Bank...
the carlsberg sign is so suitable for the club!!I dun dare to imagine how the jersey will look like with Standard Charted...
Furthermore...I told u my brother juz bought me one from Anfiel T.T
18 years...why can't more than that?
anyway,on the bright side,the amount of sponsorship is huge...$80million man!!!
I hope Benitez will have more options in the transfer season next year!!!
Wednesday, 16 September 2009
I must say.The animation is so so awesome. Despite the scenes are changing so fast, you can get what they want to express. Indeed, Malaysia is really Rojak like he says!!haha~
The directors,Suleiman Bros,if they put their efforts consistently,they might be another Warner Bros,own a big company and produce high quality Malaysian Movies.xD
A Rojak seller’s take on Malaysia’s multi-faceted social political tapestry. Made entirely with CGI special effects. Visually stunning.
-No more short films-
Tthanks for your supports-
Tuesday, 15 September 2009
Life still goes on, my heart will go on too...
Anyway,girls,please dun stupid enough to trust a person with a lollipop in his hand...or a person with a pack of tissue papers (yess Jeffrey, I am referring to you.) XD
For boys, Jeffrey should be the most trusted friend. I feel so.You want to share,he is there;you want to listen,he is there;you want to bully,he is there;and you want to cry,he has lots of tissues.XD
A haunting portrayal of a pedophile preparing to hunt, interspersed with metaphors on the state of Malaysian politics.
"Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.
However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"
Monday, 14 September 2009
How could this be possible?
Indeed it could be,after the club threw such a large money in the transfer season last summer.They are equip with many top players.
But,does many top players mean you can get the title?It seems so, but not at all.Some top players will eventually leave because they have no chance to play on the field.They are too many players,and of coz all can't play together at once.Many will leave after they sit on the bench for the entire season.
However,I really hope that MC can win the next match(against MU!!).XD
At last,Liverpool woke up!!Scored 4 last week.Good job man!!Keep it up!!
YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!!!
Matthew-supportor of Liverpool.
Do watch this 13th of the 15Malaysia.Exclusive presentation to the minister of health(not hell).
An over-zealous public relations consultant advises the current minister of health how to discourage unhealthy lifestyles in Malaysia.
"The Rakyat need to know this Sir!!We have to inform them!!"
Saturday, 12 September 2009
A man finds himself without small change in a cheap brothel. Many arguments ensue and problems faced by the Malaysian common man are discussed humorously.
Remember to bring some change wherever u go.XD
Wednesday, 9 September 2009
The controversial head of UMNO Youth plays a taxi driver who is asked his views on some current Malaysian talking points. He ends up offering a keris to a Chinese boy as a gift.
Lessons I have learnt:
1)Never tell which foreign football team u support,especially to a taxi driver.XD
2)Although English is very important, do not use it to communicate with taxi driver. =]
3)Always share a gift with somebody. =)
The Keris given by the taxi driver symbolize the good relationship between races.
Naturally today,like all the days after exams,we can noe our results,officially or not,we still can noe how we did it.
So today,my teachers gave us Bahasa n Mandarin paper 1 answers.I got 32 correct for my BM.XD The highest of my class.Others got below 30.For mandarin,I got 7 wrongs, the lowest record of mine T.T I got 90% for Geo.Math Paper 1 all correct.
The worst of all is my KH.15 wrong answers man!!ABOLIDEBOH!!!Should be one of the lowest.
Btw today is the day 090909.Triple 9.XD what a romantic day.DUnno Jeffrey had successfully kao how many girls.I hope there are no victims.XD hahaha~
Monday, 7 September 2009
Two secret lovers rendezvous in a plush hotel room while TV news is read in the background. A dark take on apathy in Malaysia.
One day, an archeologist of New York found a copper wire after he dug 10 feet below the ground. He concludes that New York already had telephone line 100 years ago.
Another archeologist of California heard the news. He started to dig 10 feet below the ground, but found nothing. He then continued to dig for another 10 feet, he found a copper wire too. So he concludes that California already had telephone line 200 years ago, a century earlier than New York.
Again, an archeologist of Alabama got the news and started to dig the ground.10 feet...20 feet...still nothing.He decided to dig another 10 feet. At last,he found nothing below 30 feet from the ground.Without any dissapointment, he concludes that, Alabama already had wireless service 300 years ago!!
Friday, 4 September 2009
Jeffrey ar,your give-off-tissue-paper trick is outdated d.Nowadays, girls won't feel touch becoz you provide tissue paper for them d.Make a change,you can follow the lessons below.
Lesson1: Take Care Of Her Pocket Money
Lesson2: Take Care Of Her 'Brother'
Lesson3: Take Care Of Her Children
Examples please watch the video.XD
A comedic re-enactment of how one politician tries to entice another to switch party allegiance as DVD pirates look on.
Matthew-Jeffrey Go Go Go!
You will feel more tense if you were taking exams in hall man. The atmosphere...summore lack of oxgyen...plus the hot weather...Try to imagine lah,taking exams in a hall and in a classroom is really different.
I juz get a bit panic on the first day first subject.After all,I manage to adapt to the environment(As a ninja, we must try to adapt to the environment.XD). I think I did the exam well, but got some answers wrong T.T
Next Tuesday will be the last subject-Math.Since laz term exam,I have a phobia towards Math.Why??Becoz I juz got 80 only...while ppl got 100...sob...
Nevermind,I guess Jeffrey's math is even worst.XD Jeffrey!You are my comfort!!!Thanks a lot.
Thursday, 3 September 2009
Wednesday, 2 September 2009
An edgy and powerful science fiction story of a society where everything is perfect, except no one is allowed to speak.
Monday, 31 August 2009
Sunday, 30 August 2009
Tomorrow is National Day, here I wish our country happy 52nd Birthday.XD
Don't get suprise. I memang am so patriotik wan. So sad I have to study at home tomorrow. Trial coming~no choice.
Speaking of exam.Argh!!I have not finish my studies yet.At this emergency hour, my mind is not working well T.T
I'm not able to cram everything inside my little limited mind, in such limited time. I think I should imitate Yanyi that nerd everyday. I just chose the wrong decision to follow Jeffrey exam-tomorrow-study-today style.hahaha~better dun say much,after he dissapear again.
alright, I need to do some last revision d.
Happy National Day!
Saturday, 29 August 2009
Friday, 28 August 2009
A teenage Chinese witness to a racially motivated assault is being driven to the police station. A quiet reminder of the dangers of inter-communal suspicion and conflict.
Thursday, 27 August 2009
Over the public address system, the Captain announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing. This island appears to be uncharted; I amunable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never berescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of our lives."
A few minutes later the plane lands safely onthe island, whereupon Morris turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our pledge to the Yeshiva yet?"
"No Morris!" she responded.
Morris smiles, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our UJA pledge?"
"Oy no, I forgot to send the check!!"
Now Morris laughs. "One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send our TempleBuilding Fund check this month?"
"Oy Morris I forgot that one too!"
Now Morris is practically choking with laughter. Esther asks Morris,"So what are you smiling and laughing about?"
Morris responds, "They'll find us."
Jeff, this joke is specially dedicated to u.CHill ya~HAHAHA
all this stories starts...
Xiang Dang nian...remember laz time...Yanyi pakat with me...gossip jeffrey with ******. Eventually, the news spread among the students...everyone believes...
Then we start again with another girl...soon the whole skul know...
Even CIk Chong come in our claz n ask...'Who is jeffrey's girlfriend actually?'...
After a while Jeffrey was married.With...****.So Yanyi n I have a Yi Sou(sister in law).XD
However,Yi Sou can't tolerate the pimpingness of his husband...cry n cry n cry...say want to divorce with him.
YanYi and I comfort n persuade her. But their relationship last only a few months.Yi Sou divorce with him.And she warned us with the tone of Dai Ga Ce(Big sister):"DONT call me Yi Sou again!!"
Those are the sad stories of Jeffrey.Or should I say the achievement of Jeffrey?
Those gossips had much affected him,whether in his relationships, or careers(He works as a prefect,Jaga pintu tandas wan).XD
He was so angry...and irritated. And he said one day he wil take revenge... ... ...but he fails~hahahaha
Jeffrey, dun cry, I have poured all of your stories in ur deep hearts...dun cry...
U cried so badly juz now infront of yongquan...
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
So what does Halal mean?
A very silly slapstick comedy demonstrating the proper Islamic way to slaughter chicken.
Monday, 24 August 2009
An Indian boy is asked to build a model of his house at school. A tale on the social economic plight faced by many Malaysians.
Saturday, 22 August 2009
I found that perharps he could crap better than us. 3 hours seminar he crap for 2 hours, half an hour was used to welcome us with all kind of languages and dialects, Mandarin, English , Bahasa, Tamil, Japanese, French, German, Hainanese, Hokkien, Teochew, Cantonese......
The half an hour left was occupied with songs he sang to entertain us. So after the seminar ended, I went to TCH badminton court to play badminton.
Remember last time the short prefect I have mentioned? The one who cant finish Wan Tan Mee one. He ar, total irresponsible, probably affected by the Potion sitting next to him in school. I asked him to complete his part of the Chinese Project a month ago. Besides, I remind and remind him every week like an alarm clock ringing on time. He delayed and delayed the time he should pass up. At last ytd was the last day of the semester, he took out paper and pen and HE DID IT IN FRONT OF ME WEI!!!
I nearly got heartfailure. Thought he finished d ages ago. Unfortunately, the discipline teacher summoned all prefects and asked them to carry a tin to collect donation for Salvation Army. He was not in class for the whole day. That's mean he cant finish it in class.
At night, he phoned me to do the rest of the project by my own. This time I was lucky, just fainted. Never see a prefect like that wei, even Wei Yang is a lot better than him.
Here I wish all of our fans and supporters and readers and admirers and friends and brothers and sisters have a very happy happy holidays.XD
Friday, 21 August 2009
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I herby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
And with that command, the statues came to life, smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.
The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head."
A quite boring one...
Jeff said it is very religious...he asked me not to post...
But I think that it's okay and want to post all 15 videos...
So I just want to say that this is not a religious blog or what...jeff u think too much d...
However I think the main factor of jeff's bantahan is that this video is damn freaking boring...XD
I thought jeff will like it because it got mention how to earn merit points...wahahaha maybe u should watch it to get extra merit points =,=
I hope u all won't take it to heart or get irritated.Thank You very much.
Malaysia’s most influential spiritual leader Nik Aziz offers commentary on the virtuous and Islamic way to conduct ethical commerce in his inimitable style.
Wednesday, 19 August 2009
A quiet tale that reminds us that, despite the multifaceted contradiction of Malaysia, life goes on – even if not all of it is sweet.
Monday, 17 August 2009
A laugh-out-loud film about a Chinese boy’s misguided attempts at opening an Islamic bank account.
Laugh Out Loud!!
Sunday, 16 August 2009
Our main aim everyday was tailing behind Jeffrey when he was on duty. Obeserve clearly how he pimping. Usually he would have a little romantic stroll with at least a girl at the bicycle place.
Jeffrey walked with his fantastic catwalk.XD Actually I think that is the casual type of Ninja walk(like walking on a invisble string), am I right Jeffrey?? He is always practising shinobi. Or maybe he knew it was us-Yanyi and Matthew who he was dealing with?So he made precautions just in case.haha
Next time when meet Jeff in the skul, see how wonderful he walk. Maybe should ask him to stand out and show off during perhimpunan.
Enough for Jeffrey...given him too much face d for writing of him for half page.
So two weeks before trial, I am still blogging with no anxiety.Haha~
People around me are all suddenly become very solemn. Seems like juz the hyper boy and me are still having jokes. If it were Yan Yi he would also stop joking and concentrate to nerd.XD
I am still busy with project. The last one I hope. Chinese project,need to write lot of stuffs. But I am enjoying every moment I experience okay,no matter it would be happy, sad, bullied, jokes, rejected, teased, provoked or even hated.
Tomorrow I need to start another common week again, though I hope it could be uncommon.
Good luck again to Jeffrey and Yan Yi for your trials~
And also Liyen, Soo Yin, Wen Qi, Yiting, Abi, Xian(yi sou), JJ and more.
Matthew~in love,am I?
Jeff get shocked becoz he thought I am in love with him.xD
Saturday, 15 August 2009
Last Sunday, morning went to church as usual.Then in the afternoon, my sister and I went to the orthodontic clinic to change the braces. This time the doctor made it very tight, feeled like my teeth going to be compressed til broken. Well, this time I chose red colour for my braces.XD My classmate said it is very cool.
It was Monday. Nothing special. Went to school.Dismissed from school.I found that the fear of H1N1 was fading away. The talk of the school is going to shut down had stopped. But it seemed like the fear of the virus had changed into action to prevent it-many students started to wear masks.
The next day, seni lesson. We were practising old printing method. Take a lino pad,carve something on it, put some colours on and paste on the paper. It was boring enough. The colours we used was some sort of paint.Need to use thinner to wash off after used. The worst thing was, I had cut my finger T.T
Wednesday. Went to Science tuition class. Just really dunno why, that day the girls acted like all wanted to sit beside me -.- they even fight with each other to get the place. Of coz, that was just the nice part of the beginning. When the tuition started, teacher gave us past years questions to answer. The time he discussed with us, he kept looking at my answer (I was sitting in front) and read out my wrong answers to the class. He never did so if my answers were correct (but most of the time my answers are wrong,of coz,as he would catch me even there are no fullstops)."Look at this paper,I know this is a boy's work because of the untidy sketch." my writting is so tettible meh ? As far as I noe Jeffrey's is even worst than mine.XD
Thursday. This was the second day after the school had launch the E-attendance project. We all felt that this was unneccessary. Everyday, we need to walk to one of the monitor screen in the school (there are only 3), take out the card and scan it. Just like the touch 'N' go. But that one is better. Then, the screen will appear your name stated that you have attended the school. Definitely, that will be some minutes after u scanned due to system problem. That day, I took my KH electronic project out secretly to finish the pateri at home.XD shhhhh~dun tell anyone ya.
Friday.Geography exam serentak Penang. I did it well I think. Just wrong abt 5 questions. Today~school replacement.11 students absent.This let me recall last year in bu4,skul replacement there was just 8 students attended skul. hahaha~
After skul went to have lunch in Chai Leng Park. After that went to SSF. Then went for rojak.muahahaha
Come back late. Took bath and rest until now.Freaking tired now. PMR is near.I'd think I can score, 8As in my skul now is a must. Last year my school had a record of 148 8As students.
Good Luck to Jeffrey,Yanyi,Liyen,Wen Qi, Yiting and all my friends in bu4 for your trial exam. Good Luck in PMR too.All the best to you,all the way from Penang.
Busy day busy week.
A smile can change. That's wad Jeff said.XD Musketeerz forever.
Matthew~deep in love.
Saturday, 8 August 2009
Tomorrow I stayed back at skul for backwood comp discussion. I went out for lunch with a short, cute prefect.He is just so tiny,skinny and short.
At first we ordered two milo ice,but the Indian guy brought us kopi ice. So we asked for change.He refused to do so and still insisted that he was right (thats mean we said wrong).So at last I managed to ask him to change one.
I took the milo ice,my fren took kopi ice. he cant drink anymore after he tried some.Its too pahit. We both ordered wan tan mee.Mine was larger than his. When I finished mine,he was still eating.then,he stopped,he CANT FINISH IT!Now i got it why he is so skinny and short.
Well then he had nothing to drink.So he aimed at my milo ice.Finally I agreed to campur his kopi ice to my milo ice.It turns out he still dun dare to drink the kopi campur milo ice.So he asked our others frens to help us to finish it.
We arrived late at the meeting as usual,luckily we never get scolded.
Tuesday, 4 August 2009
1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'
2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'.......
3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'
5. Confident vs. Confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '
6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'
Got it From Web.XD
Saturday, 1 August 2009
Speaking of PMR, Yanyi is putting a lot of effort in it. 24 hours nerding make Yanyi a dull boy.haha~juz joking Yanyi,dun angry oh. that day he told me he had finished Science subject. Then, I test him for a dozen questions, he couldn't answer a lot of it. Thats wad made him scared.too bad~I asked till he dulan me,asked me to halt. Sorry ar Yanyi,you said u finished d,so I just pop some questions only...
Alright,tomorrow I will be crossing over to the island to visit my cousin. One of my cousin, my father's 2nd elder brother's daughter, is going to study abroad.So we will go there to say good bye and give off angpau. After that,maybe can go for Harry Potter 6. Perharps you will ask,such a harry potter freak like me will watch it after 3 weeks the movie rolled out.huh,cause we plan to watch it with my brother.We waited my brother to come bk from UK,after that he fled to KL again. So the event was postpone til tomorrow,hope I wont miss it.
Planning to bring my collection Potter wand to the cinema.But I scared the wand will be snapped into two if I kept waving it during the movie.XD
About 60 days till PMR,I think I should start my revision now seriously.Last time just turn the pages only.
well,Yanyi is nerding,so he cant blog,left only Jeffrey.Frankly,Jeffrey is a lot more busier than Yanyi all the time.However,you can owys see him online... ...
Monday, 27 July 2009
Well,he looks a lot whiter,rather skinny.And I nearly grow taller than him now.XD We are so happy that he finally comes back to Malaysia after gratuated from England with result of mechanical engineering second honour lower degree.
One more thing is, he brings a lot of things back from there.XD I seem like the one who benifited most. He bought me a pair of Lacoste shoes, a sony ericsson W980i , a collection magic wand of Harry Potter and many more.
Although we are fans of Liverpool,he said he often pay a visit to Old Trafford during there,because he stayed on Manchester. Old Trafford is a lot much bigger than Anfield. So, I have some souvenirs of MU too.
He only been at Anfield for a time or two.He bought a keychain with my name under the liverpool's badge from the stadium's store.And of course, a red jersey of Liverpool,numbered 8 of Gerrard. I am so pleased and happy of that.Muahahahahaha~Last time,I have no proof for I am a Liverpool Supporter besides mentioning by mouth,even no a single stuff that have LFC sign on it. He also bought another England Jersey of Gerrard too.
we have missed him for nearly a year. The feeling of having him here with us all the time is great. But soon he will go out for jobs d T.T can't aways fooling around with me d.
speaking of fooling people,Yanyi is still the best partner of mine.XD wakakaka
Duno Yanyi's skill has improved anot.As a sifu of him,long time never promote him d.haha~
Test for Yanyi, a simple one :Drive the lion king mad and trick him til IT becomes LAME.Watch out,dun let ppl say u mendera haiwan.XD
Matthew~Yanyi, stop nerding,have a break,have a kitkat.
Friday, 24 July 2009
Okay~mind you,my socks are definitely not ankle socks,and i would kindly to inform u that my socks are the highest in my class( not in skul,got people wear football socks to skul XD)normally,but that time mine became the lowest,becoz they quickly pulled their socks up.
I consulted to my others prefect frens,they were shocked that i was kena.They told me that she is known of her strictness,how good if she became our police nex time.
Well,naturally,all of my prefect frens knew that i was deducted 3 points.but today i received a gud news from one of them,they indeed saw my name on the list,but someone had terminated it.XD
what that means?That means my 3 points coming bk.XD
wonder which prefect was helping me.Maybe the prefect like me too much.wakakakakaaka~too perasan d ya?
Sunday, 19 July 2009
If you duno hu is Sensei Jame Lee...he is the sensei of shinobi club in bu4.you can meet him on every tuesday 2.30 to 4.30( If they din change the time).well, He is quite handsome,and u'll never think of he is Sensei if he din wear on his uniform.He is juz so so friendly,owys put a big wide smile on his face.
ok~wads he doing in the newspaper?the sinchewjitpoh of 19/7,the sunday special section interviewed him.The article is like introduce shinobi to the readers.The title is :Ninjutsu, is not mysterious at all.I think that time they were in central park.Sensei also taught some tricks to out run burglars.
On the page,sensei was holding a boken(wooden sword) above his head,like ready to strike.And his partner is another black belt red-headed guy.
By the way my brother Mark will be back tomorrow!!!!he will be arrived at Bayan Lepas International airport at about 4.45 pm.Too bad that time I will be in tuition class.
Still remember laz year,I made a trip back to Penang from PJ to farewell to my brother.Before i departed from PJ,Jeff kena scolded by cik chong over this matter.XD and Jeff sure still rmb about this.Wad exactly happen u can ask jeffrey for details...
Friday, 17 July 2009
Actually tomorrow has no skul activity wan,laz week the Penolong Kanan Kokurikulum said d: Form 3 and Form 5 no need to attend koko d and stay at home to focus on PMR and SPM.But...I need to go to skul at 12.30pm to arrange chairs-.-
Every clubs and societies in our skul have its own duty during skul function.I think the main objective is emphasize the spirit of gotong-royong.haha~KRS in our skul is responsible for chairs-arranging I think.If there got any function need to provide chairs for audience, it is our job. However, we are considered very lucky because,those Karates need to clean the toilet for visitors,before and after.XD
It seems like these few days everyone is so busy.I do try to be busy too.Jeffrey is so busy,and YanYi is not so free too.Friends around me started to do their revisions,prepare for PMR d.Even Soo Yeng has started her preparation a few weeks ago.She told me while we were chatting,and the time is almost 12.
Frankly, I haven started my revision,I duno wad I m doing now,everyday juz idling around.But I do read books,like Angel And Demons,Deception Point by Dan Brown. I juz borrowed a book,a non fiction wan,titled 1421 The Year Chinese Discovered America. I think it is quite famous a few years ago.
By the way my brother will be back on nex monday.His flight will arrive at 5.00pm,which is too bad,I have tuition class until 4.40 T.T Impossible for me to get to the tol,cross penang bridge,rush to the airport in 20 minutes time.
And,Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince has been rolled out on laz Wednesday!!Will be watching with my bro I think.XD
Monday, 13 July 2009
A1 english essay... ...P.S. this is not my paper!!XD
Actually I also duno what equation is this.But u can see it clearly that the student understand it...
...Genius of Math...
These also pick from the net. After reading these...I found that my math is extremely good,even great!hahaha~when your parents scold you because you get 60 for maths,show these to them,they will appreciate how clever are you.wakakaka...