Tuesday 30 September 2008

Lame Joke 2 :强悍造句

1。题目:一边……一边……
小朋友写:他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子。
老师批语:他到底是要脱还是要穿啊?

2。题目:其中
小朋友写:我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语:你是蜈蚣吗?

3。题目:陆陆续续
小朋友写:下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语:你到底有几个爸爸呀?

4。题目:难过
小朋友写:我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语:老师更难过。。。

5。题目:又... 又...
小朋友写:我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语;你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗?

6。题目:你看
小朋友写:你看什么看!没看过啊!
老师批语:没看过。。。

7。题目 :欣欣向荣
小朋友写:欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语:连续剧不要看太多了!

8。题目:好吃
小朋友写:好吃个屁。
老师批语:有些东西是不能吃的。

9。题目:天真
小朋友写:今天真热。
老师批语:你真天真。

10。题目:果然
小朋友写:昨天我吃水果,然后喝凉水。
老师批语:是词组,不能分开的。

11。题目:先……再……,例题:先吃饭,再冼澡。
小朋友写:先生,再见!
老师批语:想像力超过了地球人的智慧。

12。题目:况且
小朋友写:一列火车经过,况且况且况且况且况且况且。
老师批语:我死了算了。

Matthew~Unlimited~=D~想就这样牵着你的手不放开能不能永远当着没有悲哀

Monday 29 September 2008

My Sunday.

Yesterday, which is sunday, i went to The Curve, but not walking around there. I'm working

there yesterday. Lol. Since morning 10 i was there, and i work till 10 p.m. The time past like a

small snail. One minute is like two minute. Freaking sien. So I sms here sms there, because there

is no customer. Some of them just come and ask for the price, then sayonara. Memang like that

wan la, the price of the tie so freaking expensive, rob bank will be faster la. The money of the tie

is just like the taxi charge mention by Jeffrey at Pudu Raya. XD. So i made two friends in the

place. One is philipine, one is Chinese. The chinese one is a funny guy. Haha.

After the whole day i've been working, i got my first bucket of 60 bucks. =.=' Better than nothing

la. I told my parents that i regret sitting there wasting my time which is worth more than 60

bucks. T.T time come back !!!!

Btw, i discovered a new eye disease called word blind. Haha. I found i have this eye problem

when i see melamine into melanie in Wen Qi's blog. Hahahaha.

YY.

Friday 26 September 2008

Holidays!!!!!!!!

Wah!!Happy holidays again!!

Selamat~ zit zit zit ~Hari Raya~ zit zit zit!!haha.today Jeffrey n Yan Yi sang to all the teachers who cm in our class.

2day ar...not bad lo...coz got 1 week holidays ma. Perharps is quite happy la. Duno~hope can concentrate on doing projeks n dun think about school days.Although still got 5 weeks time we could see each other in dis year, or a life time.

Pn Lee left oredi. Hope she all the best in Bukit Bintang. And Pn Lee,that day u pointed the table at our class corridor n asked 'what is that?' wif ur usual high tone. Now I answer you, it is a table or u can call it a desk.XD

ya,must appreciate ppl around. When they leave u only regret is too too late~~

Hope we have enough time to gather and fooling around.

Matthew~The Unlimited

Tuesday 23 September 2008

Tired!!

AHHH juz got back from school n gues wat??

PROJECTS PROJECTS PROJECTS!!!

!!!

Guess wat?? Tday a whole group of Sultan Abdul Samad students came to our school for ninja training, it was a very nice memory in all the little ninja's mind~

I) Uncle Kaci the big big guy, sparring dam scary, the way the talk dam scary , but den personality em cho XD

II) Uncle Brian (dai lou of SAS gang) wahh he spar wif quak until here injured thr injured, here bleed thr bleed, intresting match!! i oso kena dabao by him within 5 SEC!!! T.T

III) Matthew got beat up by sensei as usual~ but den tis time, when sensei pulled his hair, his whole neck went "CRECK!!" XD well it didint came off , so lucky u mathew!! XD

haizz gtg do sejarah projek edi!! haha haf to save sum money to buy guitar stand,so cannot pay for starbuckz edi but den thrz nothing to fear, yanyi will belanja n matthew will pay, gud le!!

Poor Little Bu4 ninja~ Jeffrey XP

Monday 22 September 2008

Wall.E

Hahahaha, i found a Wall.E with matthew in my class. Right? hahaha. Damn yeng, human

version of Wall.E . We tested it very well. And it is still functioning well. Haha. Matthew say need

more this type of people in this earth to reduce pollutions. This idea not bad. Lol. If u wanna noe

who is the Wall.E, find out urself la. Maybe we 2 will tell u one day, someday !! Anyway, my life

was so boring. I miss Bin Hao's birthday. Hahaha. I wanna get a Wii. Its so nice. Haha. It burns

fat. XD. But my dreams wont come true. Besides that, i prefer a mh 103 Qm than a Wii. Lol.

Yanyi.

Friday 19 September 2008

My Friends

In CLB,when school dismissed,a teacher was watching us curiously from 5m away."Why are students taking photos in school?"Haha.XD

This is my primary monitor,Jit Ming,clever and mature.Her house juz opposite my grandma's house.Still remember laz time we oso cyling around the neighbourhood.Hehe.This is Kenneth,oso a best fren of mine.We noe each other since 2 years old.Haha.^.^My best fren since standard six.Actually he taller than me la,I just ask him to sink a little bit.Haha.


Behind:Shea Yee.




Duno whose finger was that?!I was juz holding a chess piece only ma.=.=haha


Back Row From Left:Yi Zhang(We call him turtle,but I think he is not a ninja),Xian Boon(Ah Boon).



Front Row From Left:Shi Xiu,Sui Jing,Wei Sheng




Middle:Me lo.dat one called siao kia by Sui Jing de,called sifu by Yan Yi de.




Back Row From Left:Xie Jing,Jit Ming,Li Xian,Hui Yen,Hui wen(my cousin),Sim Jui,Shim Ju.








ereem,persons behind the glass are nt counted.Sorry coz some frens go back d dat time,so nt in the picture.








Place:Seberang Jaya Caltex Mcdonald's, Playground Area.




Time:Around 11pm.








Happy birthday my friend.

This is the first time i wish people happy birthday in the blog. XD.

But still, Happy Birthday Bin Hao, my primary classmate for 4 years. And till now, we are still

good frens. The sad thing is i dun have his pictures in my comp. Go to Wen Qi's blog and see. XD

Yanyi.

Hairstyle

Today Puan Sarinder talk about Zhan Hong's hairstyle. Which makes me so happy, muahahaha.

Sarinder: Zhan Hong, what happen to ur hair. *the whole class was laughing*

Zhan Hong: ...*speechless*

Sarinder: First time, i see this type of hairstyle.

I felt so happy, hahahaha. Puan Sarinder insulted Zhan Hong. Yeshh!!!

Then the rest of the day was quite boring. Oh ya, Jeffrey didnt come today. I asked his sister, he

sister told me and matthew that Jeff and his parents got food poisoning yesterday after eating

'cincau' or whatever it is. Haha, me and matthew guess correctly that jeffrey had stomach ache.

And to Soo Yeng, u can slowly read our post. Hhaha.

Yanyi-.-

Thursday 18 September 2008

I LOVE Penang

Really happy in Penang those days.I thought my frens all forget me d,but they nt juz remember me,still wan 2 meet me.At first I juz told my close frens onli.But I dunno din tell others oso can get scolded de.haha.They scold me 4 nt inform them.But there are too many.summore gt new frens from CLB(Chung Ling Butterworth) de.On Monday Afternoon,I grab a T-shirt gt CLB skul Logo wan (My brother's,he graduated from CLB) n wear on.Den I wear a pair of red shoes n walk into CLB at their recess time.They ask me to go wan.So I go,I scared my hair too long n specs too white n wil gt scold by the Discipline teacher for afternoon session(Ah Goh).But I juz walk inside steadily,the Guard see me wear CLB shirt so din block me,I think he thought I m form 3-5 student come back for koko onli.Haha~~this is wat musketeer do rite?

Then I meet them lo.some girls laz time in primary wan were taller than me de,Now all shorter than me liao lo.Haha XD.Sui J!ng dun recognise me d.haha.She said I change liao,a big change thim.haha.But I think she still the same la,nt much change,juz a bit 'cold' onli.I think she juz taller than the flamingos' (Wen Qi) a bit onli.After meeting them at 4.30pm.they ask me to cm again during their PJK lesson to play football wif them.So I come.I join them in 2A1 team,yet the PJK teacher still duNo I m in the game.Haha~So Proud be a successful musketeer.Hehe.

Then We plan to gather at Seberang Jaya Caltex McDonald's.We play n eat n drink.The Mcdonald nearly collapse haha.I think there are more than 20 ppl dat day(916).We chat n cheer til 11.30pm.At 10 sumthing,we go in the playground area and...and...and...PLAY!!haha.All the ppl there see us wif some kind of ...erm... shock.Haha.The parents straight away bring their kids out from there when we rush in,Haha.Lucky no wan Noe hu am I there.Den they started take photo's wif me.I juz like a mascot n let time take picture.I will post up those picture as well as I collect those photos from my frens.N I will introduce my frens in Penang to u all here in PJ.They ask me to go back there n study,I cant promise anything yet,mayb now 90% I will go back.So Yan Yi dun sad la,Continue to joke n play ppl out.

Matthew~Penangites~mpington~

I Am BACK!!!

Wow!I come back le.After spending all my extra 5 days holidays in Penang.My brother had gone on Tuesday,I thought dat day will 'change sky',but the sky still blue de.== T.T

Feel dunwan to leave Penang.Meet all my Great frens there.Haiz~must cm back too.Mayb juz 3 or 4 months here.haahaa.actually I oso feel happy living here,juz I come from Penang u see.So naturally I will be happy to go back(hu doesnt feel that when balik kampung?).Actually gt a period I really dun wish to leave la,wish to stay here 4ever.NOT I break my promise,juz for my future,perharps.

Sorry,I appreciate u all my frens.Really appreciate...really...especially Yan Yi n Jeffrey.

Matthew~Penangites(Penang Guy)~^_^~

Wednesday 17 September 2008

Chill.

Yeahh, Matthew is back. I wont be lonely tml. Muahaha. Can fool ppl with him again. My thumb

is very pain because of GUITAR !! Play the same song for at least a 100 times for this whole

week, so that Nizam will give me high marks tml. Anyway, our big blog fan- Soo Yeng, request

me to update this lifeless blog. So i juz update lo. Today is holiday, but its damn boring. Used it to

study Kemahiran Hidup. And the less of the time, is guitar time. Jeffrey gets very du lan today.

Today i learn a proverb from my friend-

AVERAGE Flamingos' are nice. not tiny ones.thy stink.and suck. ;D NOno. tiny ones are tender!

Insulting leh. Try to understand it. XD.

Chill la jeffrey !

Yanyi. lol

Friday 12 September 2008

So freaking long didnt update d. Quite busy this few days, because of exam. -.- Matthew is in

Penang now. Enjoying his happy life there by getting all his brother's stuff because his bro is goin

to U.K. At least he going to bring his bro's classical guitar back and lend me. Yipee. My life is so

boring. Stupid Sejarah project. Damn. Sunday is mooncake festival. Gish. I have no plan for it.

But tml, i wan to gather all my old school friends together. I guess this is all for my current life.

Arrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh. Bass Solo. I must try my best for the song.

AH Yi, XD.

Wednesday 10 September 2008

Nothing to tell

Hihi!sorry so long no update d.coz exam mah,den get scolded by Soo Yeng,the most loyal supporter of our blog.Her job is to confirm we update regularly ,haha,I think dis is the second time she urge us to update blog d.Haha,Thanks ya Soo Yeng, next time belanja u again.By the way very sorry to Hannah,the 1000th visitor of our blog,I dunno hu r u.Anyway, I think Jeffrey noe u rite? So u can claim the meal from Jeffrey.

Juz to inform dat I will be absent from school on Monday n Tuesday. Coz I m goin back to Penang dis Friday, come back here on nex Wednesday,will return to skul on Thursday. So ponteng 2 days. Haha.I back to farewell my brother,he is goin to UK on next tuesday,16 of september.

I will miss u all my frens.haha.Especially Yan Yi n Jeff.So wish all gud luck in exam,particularly dis friday's.Haha.N Jeff n Yi,u Noe wat u should do n practise ya,anyway I will responsible if u all plus her fail to do dat.Haha!

Matthew~Pington~PK-Lobak

Friday 5 September 2008

IM BACK again -.-

hihi, sry for not blogging for such a long period ^^ nothing realli intresting in my life happened for the pass few months actually...so...didint realli haf stuff to blog about.....

btw exams are coming so gonna stop blogging for sumtime AGAIN...HA! IN UR FACE YAN YI
LOL

Jeffrey
SRY MATTHEW 4 ahem ahemm...XD
I'll do ur tag 1 day POH!! SUMDAY!!! XP

Thursday 4 September 2008

New teacher.

Muahaha. I got new guitar teacher. Yesh. So fun. This teacher called Nizam. Not Kadri Nizam.

haha. Jeffrey recommend this teacher to me. Then i go for a try, but before that, i kena scolded

by my father and mother. Waste money this, waste petrol that. Haiz. Feel so sorry for them la.

By the way, the way of teaching of the teacher is fun. He uses many highlighters, colour pens and

stuffs. Fun fun fun. Today in school, jeffrey was so unlucky. Kena scold by pengetua on the first

period. Then go up to library. He dunno what are we doing. So he go find books to read. When he

finding, Jothi came and scold him, haha. Then after recess, he go makan. Kena scold by those

pengawas seniors. Memang damn lucky la him.

Yanyi.

Tuesday 2 September 2008

Belanja Makan

Wah,our blog nearly gt 1000 visitors liao!Very happy lo...thank you everyone hu keep visiting n support us...Duno hu say dis blog is dying wor??Haha,alrite,now total visitors are 994,frens please notice dat u r the 1000 and 1001 visitors or not.if u r,pls write down in the cbox.Thanks.I wil belanja u all makan.haha.O think Yan Yi n Jeffrey oso wil belanja,rite?Thank you for supporting!!

Matthew~Pington

What a very unlucky day.

Haiz~~
today reali very unlucky laa...ask Yan Yi see.The 1st period I kena d.Cik Rozihan keep saying me very noisy.Nevermind, I very berfikiran terbuka punya.Then,she ask me y am I keep shifting place,actually dat time is Yan Yi request to back to our own seat wan.Yan Yi oso say me 2day very unlucky.When the English period feel damn sad.Den the second thing was Pn Hazura period.I juz stand up n go n gt my Geo projek back,den I kena scold by her.Nevermind,she was in the bad mood.And I found out dat our very secret 'manual MSN', dats mean communicate via paper,had been intercepted by somebody.I oso whether is they go n dig Yan Yi's drawer or he handed to them.Nevermind,I put my trust on Yan Yi.

Den cm Shinobi, when trainning, my foot stepped by Nee Girl Nigel Chan.Damn pain u noe!!When the time he stepped on my toes,my toes suddenly no feeling at all,lucky now still can function well.And then Nigel said:'How come almost very week I must hurt u once?'.Oh my God!Nigel,I dun wish u hurt me next week.Do u mean dat u wan whacked me at least once in a week?If u wan to sparing,find Jeffrey,not me,thank you.

After Shinobi end,I rushed to my car (actually is my father's car),coz nid to send my elder brother to LRT station.He is going back toPenang n prepare to go study in UK.When I arrive home,I take off my skul uniform to wash,then I realize dat my white shirt is gone!Wah,duno hu steal it,n whoever see it,please send it back to me.Thank you.After taken my bath,I wan to change back to my white specs (For ur information,I change my specs to old wan when trainning,or not sure broken by Nigel wan,haha),then,it is gone too!!!I nearly pengsan dat time,thought 2day was the end of the world.I dun wish 2day is the end of the world la,I wanna to meet my frens 2molo ma,especially Yan Yi n...

So, 2day was the most unlucky day I ever had in skul days...and 1 thing damn hurt and sad,reali hurt.haha.somewan ask me to express my feeling ma,dun act in fron of her/him wor...

Matthew~Pington~sad n unlucky