Friday, 30 September 2011

Johnny English



Johnny O Johnny. All that I know about him, I mean the actor, is from Mr Bean. I have heard of Johnny English but never got a chance to watch its previous films. Yesterday right after our last day of SPM trials, 12 of us went to Sunway Carni to release stress.

I think we have got the right movie to watch.XD

Okay, what expectations I have for this movie?Rowan Atkinson is a great comedian, and I grow up watching Mr Bean, I really can't imagine he plays in an action film. You know, with that kind of face expression on the poster, I am interested to rule out the truth.=)

When the movie starts off with the scene he is trainning in Tibet, I realize that this is a comedy, absolutely. We literally laughed our butts off through out the 1.5 hours. It's totally Mr Bean, just perharps the director thinks that it is not quite a nice name and change the title to Johnny English. Mr Bean is painted with a new identity, MI7 secret agent. However, the way he acts still couldn't run away from Mr Bean. Besides, many scenes in it reminds me strongly about scenes in Mr Bean too! Like the one Johnny playing his chair, rising it up and sinking it down, was similar to the time when Mr Bean went to the Dentist and playing the couch there. The way Johnny cooks also very alike with Mr Bean.

Now let's talk about the plot. Mr Bean?As a MI7 secret agent?? ha!You knew from that your job in the cinema is to laugh, laugh and laugh.

Johnny is the lousiet secret agent I have ever seen. Very much contrary with his senior, James Bond, Johnny is definitely much much inferior. I think I can do better than him! The way he responses to enemies and critical situations, you will sure doubt his ability.You will have the impulse to knock his head or even run into the screen to replace him to accomplish his mission. Driving a helicopter so low and following the ground road?I think many will put secret agent as their first choice career after watching the movie. One funny point is, his enemies are hundred times wiser and stronger than him, but at last the ending follows evil-cannot-defeat-good rule. And this is MI7 man! This organization is dead cool, carrying out every mission successfully and never be in a mess. However, in Johnny English you might be worry for the security and safety of British government with agent like that.

By the way, like I said it's a comedian, just ignore the not so logical plot, and LAUGH!

XD

Thursday, 8 September 2011

STAY HUNGRY!STAY FOOLISH!!


This is the quote I heard it from Steve Jobs, the creator of what you are holding in hand, or perharps you are using one of his products to view this post. He is not the one who created this quote, I forgot where is it origin.

And I have decided to take it as one of my mottos.XD

STAY HUNGRY!

Hungry for knowledge, hungry for all the things happening. Find a job or something where your passion lies. If you haven't found it yet, keep on searching until you found it. Press on and don't give it up. DIVE into the job which you are very interested for long.

Of cause, this phrase suits me so well that I always can't feel the satisfying growl in my stomach after every meal. In fact, my stomach has stayed hungry all the while.=)

STAY FOOLISH!

Foolish??Mind you, I always think that I am considered an interlligent one. I have a funny and deep feeling that I am better and clever than others, which sometimes turn into pride. However now,  I have decided to stay foolish. And yes, it's STAY foolish, not ACT foolish.The good feeling about myself I said earlier has not faded however,turns into strong confidence.haha~

This phrase struck me on many aspects. The first is I shall always be humble to listen to others, to learn from others. Secondly, it teaches me not to show off my tip-of-the-iceberg wit. I must learn to hold my toungue in whatever situation, this can't prevent me from any form of criticism or any unpleasant listeners. Besides, I have a chance to listen what people might say. Thirdly, I think I am already on the way doing it, we should not accounted everything seriously. I don't mind people take advantage on me, I choose to be silent when people accuse me, I tend to do good to others and make myself a blessing to all around me.You might think I am bullied. You might think I am foolish to do the extras, but let it be how foolish I am. And I am really not hoping for any reward or return. 

Stay foolish as I am!
 Let me ask a question which I can't find the answer
:
A fly drops into a Holy Cup. Will the fly becomes holy, or the Holy Cup is contaminated?=) HAHAHAHA!

I can't finish sejarah, I can't finish Biology,Chemistry and Physics. I can't finish all the syllabus. But I can still S-M-I-L-E !!

Since we are busying preparing for exams, let those who read this post wear a smile while leaving this site.XD

ALL THE BEST GUYS!CALL IT A DAY!






Thanks for everything,girl ,as if you will ever visit this blog...Live life to the fullest. 



Tuesday, 23 August 2011

《那些年》




好久不见,你别来无恙?原本决定在SPM进入倒数100天之后就暂时搁笔不乱post,不乱写,不乱哈啦东西了。谁知这个决定撑了两个星期就被懒惰的第一个我和好玩的第五个我彻底推翻,比北约推翻卡达菲还快十万八千倍呢!

“又回到最初的起点,记忆中妳青涩的脸。”

不知道为什么(pronounced as WAI SHE MO)最近很疯《那些年,我们一起追的女孩》,虽然这里还没上映,十个我都迫不及待很想抢先看。可能是我很喜欢九把刀?或是吧,但我绝不是他的最佳粉丝,我没坠入他小说世界里然后去杀人。不,不,NO,NO, TIDAK!我没有酱恐怖,我没有酱变态。BuKaN SaYa 十个我都不是。我还看藤井树。

也许是这部电影容易让人着迷及产生共鸣吧。让人有种甜甜又带点感伤。恨不得在中学结束前坠入爱河,来个只在乎曾经拥有,好让中学学生生涯不留白。但是,我说但是,不是说你想坠就有浪漫的爱河给你慢动作定格闭着眼划开河面Per-fect动作100分,比较可能的是落入光华小学旁的大水沟,伴随着哗啦哗啦沟渠水四溅。

“好像再回到那些年的时光,回到教室座位前后讨你温柔的骂。”

说这部电影让我产生共鸣(所谓共鸣就是resonance,能在一瞬间散发我全部的能量),打破砂锅追根究底可能觉的电影里男主角所做过的我都有干过吧。

譬如说他在同学在睡午觉的时候撒黑板擦的粉末,本人,也就是第四个和第八个我就曾经用粉笔在同学的椅子上画TIC TAC TOE,他坐下来时果然就这样印上去了。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!那时觉得超好玩的。也许当时的目的不是为了吸引某个人的注意,纯粹是好玩、幼稚

这首主题曲《那些年》,蛮好听的。第五个我很喜欢。=)

“我就是幼稚,才会追你这种用功读书的女生,我就是幼稚,才有办法追你那么久!”





有人(其实是很多人)说我幼稚,妳也说过。

或许我真的很幼稚。有谁会活了17年却还系着小领带在班上胡闹?

我真的想过了。我们是两种不同的人,也活在不同的世界。无论我怎么冲,都进不了你的世界。我们之间没有交汇点。

怪开心的,也许是想通了吧。尽量不去在乎妳,不去理会妳。但是越是不要想,越是忘不了。

我是在放弃吗?该做个决定,有个了结。做好朋友就好,有妳真好。

请原谅我的幼稚,请原谅我的淘气;请原谅我没办法追妳那么久。

再个17年,我会想起这首歌。

“请让我继续喜欢妳……”

对不起,我还是会胡闹,会作出令人无法理解的幼稚动作。XD yeah!

Saturday, 6 August 2011

最后的100天,冲刺终点线!

什么时候,第一个变得懒散起来。第二个托着腮面向日落的太阳想了许久。第二个我望着那太阳的余辉,答案浮现眼前 -- 我本来就是懒虫一条。从来就没有得懒散。唉,这个答案第三个我十分不满意,非常不满意,真的不满意,毕竟第三个我也有过勤劳。

总是有千万个理由,给第一个我把该做的事,该读的书都推迟了。这让很热血的第四个我非常不爽,他总是满腔力量,并秉着今日事今日毕的崇高精神完成所有的事。

其实,偷偷告诉你们,这篇的标题就是第四个我写的。其他的我看了都拍手叫好。大家额上绑着“必胜”的白布,突然变得很白目。终于,大家再次地团结一致,往共同的目标奔去。虽然根据我二十多年的经验,跑到最后只有富有运动细胞的第五个我背着嗓子不错的第六个我还在前进。因为大家跑步的时候总喜欢听MP3。

现在有了新的目标,这个目标很伟大,关乎大家人生的第一个十字路口,所以思考周密,且领导能力非凡的第二个我决定奋不顾身地鞭策大家前行,特别是懒惰的第一个我。他要求大家放下一切,不能再颓废下去,为今年的终极目标发奋,说大家从来没有认真过,是时候全力以赴了。这么多个我,点头的点头,叹气的叹气,哭泣的哭泣,感动的感动。哎呀,真是的。

就在这感人的时刻,第七个最会伊莫的我开始闹他的情绪,乱post伊莫status给人家骂。他总是在错的时间地点伊莫,说真的就算在对的时间地点他也是伊莫的。众多我之中,最大的也可能是唯一的共同点就是大家爱搞笑且幽默非凡。眼见没人理第七个我,他爆发了,要不赖在床上,要不霸厕所,害到其他的我不能做cake和冲凉。:/

第八个我,也就是最无厘头,最白目,最鬼马,最SIAO,最冷,最废的我,你们每次看到我Ki Siao,扮白痴等不寻常的Siao就是他搞出来的。他最喜欢和第七个我吵架,然后弄他哈哈大笑。酷吧。XD

第一个我虽然很愿意放下跟他伙儿水里水里去,火里火里去。但他放不下她。该不该放弃?该不该继续?全部我没有办法给他一个最好的答案。连聪明绝顶义气方刚的第九、第十个我这对双胞胎面对她时都头脑瘫痪,精神失常,语无伦次,患得患失。一封简讯,一个眼神,竟然可以攻破十个我的最强防线,抹杀十个安仔。

“怎么可以就让她这样地嚣张地牵动着我们?”身为双胞胎哥哥的第九个我喊道。

“我舍不得……”第一个我颓废地说到。

“去死啦你,你几时变的如此颓废?都是她!”第二个我理论。

“你喜欢她是你的事……”第十个我出声了。

“她应该知道吧?但她并不因此而讨厌你。~没有你怎么办,像我现在无法入眠,多想要和你聊聊天~”第五个我轻声唱到。

“她真的知道?她真的了解?你确定?”第七个我又伊莫了。

“哎呀,敢爱敢恨,追她啦!冲冲冲!let's go!”第四个我蠢蠢欲动。

“对啦,失败总比没有试过还好,失败又怎样?一次跌倒后攀得比一次高!微笑面对失败!”第六个我笑道。

“她至少会在伤心的时候想起我……应该知足了吧?”第一个我醒了。

“给你发现了!”不知哪个我乱喊。

“安仔,因为陌生所以勇敢,因为距离所以美丽……”第三个我顿时领悟。

好了,可以了,决定了。算了,再见了。

朝着最后100天竞发!!

十个我,是最强的我。我就是我。喜欢不喜欢up to you。我绝不会因你而改变自己,也不可能因你而摒弃尊严。

ALL THE BEST!!


还是原来的那个我~

Wednesday, 27 July 2011

Ooi Lay Seik's Birthday!!

I think I know this breaking news yesterday from Xue Kai that today is our beloved Modern Math teacher's Nth birthday. ( sorry I did not know her age as they say age is all women's secret) haha.

However hardly anyone prepared to celebrate with her or what in the morning when we reached the class since a few knew it was her birthday. Chen Xin our dear monitor bought a card, he signed and I brought it to birthday lady.

Somehow we got shocking news that 5SA3 was going to have a grand celebration with her. They bought a RM80 birthday cake, but was kept in the discipline room for 'protection' since the it is so costly right.hahahaha.

Then our class feel like we should act more than just saying "happy birthday".

It was not until the 9th period we guys started to think a way to surprise her on her 10th period Math. Jin Qian, Wen Jiong, Xue Kai, Wee Rock and me started to crap all kind of cool presentations. We needed to shift class for the 10th period to the lab at the fourth floor of B block. We planned to sing birthday song loudly to her on the other side. However Jin Qian and Jiong thought of writing 'Happy Birthday' in big letters.

We asked Wan Ting and Wei Qi to help us to lead the girls team over there to sing birthday song and to direct her to look at our side. Wei Qi agreed with a big smile. She was so excited to be conductor at all times.

10 more minutes to 10th period!We garnered papers and wrote big letters frantically together. This was the time we were so united in doing one thing and I like the feeling.XD

We grabbed any pens and markers and highlighters and splash out on the papers. Every letter was unique in shapes and colours since everyone made it together. The bell rang but we were still not ready yet.

Besides the letters, Itik drew a cake and I drew a big love and 18.=)

Wei Qi, the 100metre winner, sprinted across the building with all her might to get ready. We guys were left behind for the letters thingy.

I gave them a 'fall in' and asked them to be in line so Wee Rock can distribute the letters accordingly. We were so excited really as if we were preparing at the back stage for a stage performance. Hahaha.I yearned my head out of the door to see Wei Qi's signal.

Ah Ooi is often a bit late for the class. I waited her figure to appear at second floor. Our guys started to complain why so long. I decided to let them to keep their books first. Once I spotted her emerging at second floor, I yelled at them to be ready. Their shouting and actions really made me laugh. All of them were behind me, on my count to run out to show the letters.


She was on the third floor!!


Halfway staircase to Fourth!!


She was in CLEAR POSITION!

I pushed the door as if wanna to break it off and ran out to the right, our team of guys follow suited. We spread in one line with the letters and pictures on our hands waving and holding up high. She saw us and paused a moment, then waved back to us again. We started to sing Birthday Song, we were so high as if we were in some carnivals. And guess what it was after school! and everyone was watching at us Siao Kia .


We threw our faces from fourth floor, but its okay :) its worth!

At last we handed our letters to her. She said she had received flowers and cards for years but this time was the first time she received something like this. The room rang with applause.

We were creative and she was touched, she said.XD

yeah!!!What a thing so meaningfully we had done. GOOD JOB 5SA1!!


ALL CRAZY FOLKS!XDDD

By the way although sometimes her words are sharp and pierce through our hearts, she is still a good teacher and nice friend to us.

And we will do the same for other teachers right, just let us know ur birthday then.=)

Thursday, 21 July 2011

Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows


Yo!so sorry for not crapping something here for quite a long time. I realised that I have been posting about movie critics ( actually just some comments -__-) thrice in a row. If this trend continues, this blog will turn into some professional movie critics blog one day.haha.

YEAH, I watched Harry Potter 7 part 2 yesterday 4.40pm, while others were possibly busy preparing for the Chemistry Quiz. Crazy right? This is me.XD

Still in vivid memory that I watched Part 1 with Itik, Sabun, Jit Ming, Brownie and etc. on the last day of school last year, also Itik's birthday eve. Feeling troubled just to think that the holiday mood is so far away from us now. What lies ahead is SPM, the burden is the heaviest to bear so far in my 17 years of life. In addition to it, SPM is just the first of all kind of challenges waiting for us out there.




Okaayyy~~come back to Hairy.XD

As you all know, this movie is the last of the epic. It took 10 years for the movies to be screened, so did the novels. I will skip the intro part since you all must have read N times on newspapers.

Make no mistake - this final movie displays big battles and full use of magic in the magical world, comparing to the previous movies. I have been ancitipating how the wizard war will look like and how the movie will present the final battle between Hairy and Voldemort.

All in all, it is quite nice for me. I think it would be exceptionally nice to those who don't read the novels. I read the novels for N times, so when I walked in the cinema to watch the movie, I was like rewatching it again. I know the outcome and what will happen next. You may be touched by some scenes of the movie, like the friendship of the trio;or feel sad that Hairy should die at last:even pity Severus Snape and marvel at his love towards Lily Potter.

But~I felt nothing at all. I know it is a happy ending.XD


I was actually guessing what scenes come next in the movie. Hahaha. I know the plot so well, I can even remember the dialog. However, quite a few times I missed. Why? The movie changes some of the plots. zzz.


My sister said the pace was so fast and she hardly digest the movie. All the things going on is actually happened in a year in the novel, but you feel like they settled all in 1 day.

The battle between Hairy and Voldemort is described plainly and simple in the novel. I am glad to see that the movie has so many cool and exciting dueling between them. However what the movie lacks is the feeling. The movie can't show to you the inner conflict of Hairy and the strong bond of love, it is just a magnificent fireworks show reflecting on your retinas.

Well, if you are interested, read the novels from 1 to 7, you will find it wonderful and touching, I assure you.=)


"Hogwarts will always give help to those who seek for it."

"The last enemy shall be destroyed is death."