Tuesday, 13 October 2009

ARE YOU READAY??

ARE YOU READY!!!
Are you ready??PMR Just ended an hour ago!Are you ready to have fun and burn books??
However,burning books is not a good solution to release tense. COMBUSTION is burning process that used up oxygen and release carbon dioxide.hahaha~carbon dioxide will lead to green house effect and global warming.Hence, as a good citizen of this world, I strongly oppose the burning books activity which will be held by Gay Han The Grey.
As an alternative, I will hold a tear-books-together activity.This will help to improve our perpaduan in order to fulfill 1 Malaysia. The remains of the books will be buried underground, to produce fuel oil for the next generation.
So,who wish to participate this lovely activity, kindly give me your name. Please note that there is no food provided.Thanks.XD
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Long time no crap d!!
Is good to crap again!!!!
Matthew

Sunday, 4 October 2009

ARE YOU READY?!!

ARE YOU READY?????

PMR is about to start on this Wednesday!

Yu~huuuuuuuuuuu

What's my feeling??

40% nervous, 10% worry, 10% fear , 10% panic, 10% happy, 10% nothing and 10% joy.XD

This blog will be officially off for PMR and will reopen on 13 October 2009. Sorry for any inconvenience may cause during this period of time =]

To pay back the loss, here I upload some of my pictures for our dear valued readers.XD
Me.XD Standing at the balcony of my cousin's condo @ Putra Marine. Behind is Pulau Jerejak.


So this is Ryan and me =) Ryan(my cousin's son) is from America.I am considered as his uncle .XD

SEE YOU AFTER PMR!!!

Matthew

Saturday, 3 October 2009

Happy Mooncake Festival

Happy Mooncake Festival!!!!

Now here is raining cats and dogs,somemore PMR is near,the mood to play and celebrate the festival faded away.

well,three more days to PMR.Although seniors keep telling that PMR will not be a big big deal,still feel a little bit nervous.yea,of cousrse they will say so,just like everyone of us who went through UPSR,feel that UPSR was just as easy as ABC.

Three more days!!!!!
We have three more days!!!!!

Perharps I will consider to take some study leave,not to study,but to clear my mind!!!
Wish YanYi, Jeffrey, Soo Yin, Abi, Xian, JJ, Wei Yang, Zhan Hong, Liyen, WenQi, Yiting, CheeWai and Gay Han-Shea Yee, Hui Wen and gang, Wen Xian, Zhe Wei, Soo Hou, Joshua, Jing Xue, Chun Yong, Zhen Jie, Kai Cheat,Sui JIng, Jit Ming, Sim Jui,Yu Xuan,Shu Fen,Ee Theng,Tze Xuan,Apple,Turtle,Black Dog,Wen Foo,Gim Lung,Leong Bros,Wee Rock,Teik Yong and Wei Hern-Wei Xin,Wen Shion,Pei Yun and all Form3s:


ALL THE BEST IN PMR!!!!
Matthew

Tuesday, 29 September 2009

Satan Appears In Church

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty -- except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me, old man!?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thursday, 24 September 2009

Lame Joke 27

John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling.

The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down.

He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time,

and then turns to John and says,"See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY!"

John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here except on Tuesdays and Thursdays."


Hahahaha~Take a Break,Have a KitKat,Read a Joke,Have a NiceDay. =]

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Raya Holidayz

Ha~I still have four wake-up-late days.XD

Well,I planned a very good study timetable for this holidays,but it is really hard to follow it.

One only thing I'd follow is 'resting' and 'playing' column.

So,I decided to really start to revise seriously,no jokes.

Yan Yi's mother has limited his time to on9.I dunno why.On the other hand,Jeff is always on the web,24 hours a day,7 days a week.I thought Jeff is managing online 7-11.XD

Yea!!This Sunday will be a wonderful day!One gathering and one dinner to chase.

I will be having a family gathering at my father-side cousin's condo near Penang Queensbay Mall.

At night,I will follow my family to our new condominium at Jalan Raja Uda. The developers have obtained O.C. for the building and is going to hold a dinner for to-be-residence.Of course,my new small condo is not as grand as my cousin's. This will be the place for Jeff and YanYi to stay if they come to visit me.And yet check out who is their real,genuine 'da shao'.XD muahahahaha~


Matthew~Selamat Hari Raya.

Ah~nearly forgotten.Happy Birthday to Gay Han The Grey!!