Exam is on tuesday la deng. Not well prepared. Somemore everyone is like so nerd,
can purposely dont come to school just to study, some people dont even reply on
Msn.People like Jeffrey ah, purposely on Msn and study, then dont reply ppl.
Yan Yi.
Sunday, 17 May 2009
Friday, 15 May 2009
Last post before Exam!
yo~yo~yo
Long time never blog~I think this will be the last post for this semester. First of all, Yanyi, I sure will go back and visit you guys,but make sure you prepare a place for me to overnight!I declare first, I dont wan to pitch a tent at padang BU4!!!Although there is near to 1u and Ikano,but I prefer your room.XD I scared at night it will be too many 'ppl' accompany me at padang.I prefer alone at night.wakakaka
Well,it is the exam season again!!Right after projects~Seems a lot to cover.But I am still wasting time on posting.XD Feel a little pressure dis time, some of my classmate says they wan to overcome me in this exam.And some even stupid n awkward, they call me as Singapore boy and Singaporean. they called me so definitely not becoz of I am Kiasu or Kiasi or wad, Jeffrey n Yanyi noe well I m not this kind of person. Just I m selected to represent my skul to sit for an exam for a scholarship to Singapore. Maybe they thought if u are planning to go to America,u are an American. But in class I juz ignore them, no need to waste time on arguments with them.
well well well, nevermind , juz forget abt that, I still have Jeffrey and yanyi and brother WeiYang, the next Ketua Pengawas of Bu4 (Opppsss, Jeffrey pissed off) XD.Jeffrey ar!juz play ur guitar well n be a frostjoker,those discipline cases juz leave it for WeiYang ok d.xD)
opppsss.This holiday when I just step in Petaling Jaya, I think I will be whacked n thrown n punched by ... by... erm... maybe Jeffrey,Chee wai,Soo yeng, Abi, Yin Yin, Pei Jin, Timothy and others Form 3 prefectsss.After that, onli Weiyang will bring me to the hospital and lodge a report at policestation.XD wakakaka~
ohya~Nearly forgot Yanyi!(Dun cry Yanyi,u r owys in my mind),Yanyi will play an important role on my plot above.Erm.......erm......he will be the driver that drive me to hospital.Ya!!thats perfect!!Let's see,if without yanyi the kind lengzai driver who drive me to hospital, I will straight away die on the spot.See??yanyi is so important.
BUT,,,yanyi,I request u, drive faster on that day u noe!!maybe Jeffrey will put some poison on his shuriken!!!Tricky bad Jeffrey~ohhh!!!Still got keng han!!The Ketua Tandas!!but keng han doesnt matter me...I can solve his best weapon he ever had~non-stop nudging.Wonder why on earth will he choose such a lousy trick as his best?Argh!!!I got the answer~IT IS BECAUSE HE ISN'T THE 3MUSKETEERZ!!!XD wakakaka
Am I right,Yanyi??Do u agree that?wakakakakakakaXD
why so serious?~Smile~
Matthew XD
Long time never blog~I think this will be the last post for this semester. First of all, Yanyi, I sure will go back and visit you guys,but make sure you prepare a place for me to overnight!I declare first, I dont wan to pitch a tent at padang BU4!!!Although there is near to 1u and Ikano,but I prefer your room.XD I scared at night it will be too many 'ppl' accompany me at padang.I prefer alone at night.wakakaka
Well,it is the exam season again!!Right after projects~Seems a lot to cover.But I am still wasting time on posting.XD Feel a little pressure dis time, some of my classmate says they wan to overcome me in this exam.And some even stupid n awkward, they call me as Singapore boy and Singaporean. they called me so definitely not becoz of I am Kiasu or Kiasi or wad, Jeffrey n Yanyi noe well I m not this kind of person. Just I m selected to represent my skul to sit for an exam for a scholarship to Singapore. Maybe they thought if u are planning to go to America,u are an American. But in class I juz ignore them, no need to waste time on arguments with them.
well well well, nevermind , juz forget abt that, I still have Jeffrey and yanyi and brother WeiYang, the next Ketua Pengawas of Bu4 (Opppsss, Jeffrey pissed off) XD.Jeffrey ar!juz play ur guitar well n be a frostjoker,those discipline cases juz leave it for WeiYang ok d.xD)
opppsss.This holiday when I just step in Petaling Jaya, I think I will be whacked n thrown n punched by ... by... erm... maybe Jeffrey,Chee wai,Soo yeng, Abi, Yin Yin, Pei Jin, Timothy and others Form 3 prefectsss.After that, onli Weiyang will bring me to the hospital and lodge a report at policestation.XD wakakaka~
ohya~Nearly forgot Yanyi!(Dun cry Yanyi,u r owys in my mind),Yanyi will play an important role on my plot above.Erm.......erm......he will be the driver that drive me to hospital.Ya!!thats perfect!!Let's see,if without yanyi the kind lengzai driver who drive me to hospital, I will straight away die on the spot.See??yanyi is so important.
BUT,,,yanyi,I request u, drive faster on that day u noe!!maybe Jeffrey will put some poison on his shuriken!!!Tricky bad Jeffrey~ohhh!!!Still got keng han!!The Ketua Tandas!!but keng han doesnt matter me...I can solve his best weapon he ever had~non-stop nudging.Wonder why on earth will he choose such a lousy trick as his best?Argh!!!I got the answer~IT IS BECAUSE HE ISN'T THE 3MUSKETEERZ!!!XD wakakaka
Am I right,Yanyi??Do u agree that?wakakakakakakaXD
why so serious?~Smile~
Matthew XD
Tuesday, 12 May 2009
Happy Birthdayyyy
Today, 12th of May, is one big day. xD It's Soo Yin's birthday. Ahaha. We gave her a
special present, but sadly she didnt cry. Damn dissappointed la seriously. I still
remember what she gave me last year. The birthday card she gave me is damn
meaningful, wahaha, but i didnt cry also. xP Arrrghhh, Matthew Lim, you better let
me see you on holidays, if not you DIE !
special present, but sadly she didnt cry. Damn dissappointed la seriously. I still
remember what she gave me last year. The birthday card she gave me is damn
meaningful, wahaha, but i didnt cry also. xP Arrrghhh, Matthew Lim, you better let
me see you on holidays, if not you DIE !
Saturday, 9 May 2009
Joker's Joke
wakakaka~
sorry for those who dunno mandarin.It is a mandarin joke.Can ask Jeff n Yanyi to translate.haha~
Matthew~I get my nudge tools scripts back...NSFP#1 A(H1N1) beware!
Hey hey hey. -.-
So freaking long didnt update edi ( as usual). Today is Wesak Day. So yeah, Happy
Wesak everyone.Today is kinda fun day. Soo yin was crazy about taylor swift's song and
MV. Non-stop playing the song and the MV. But true la. Taylor Swift so hot ! Right,
soo yin ? xD Matthew is coming back on holiday. Woohoo. Who want to go out that time ?
It's holiday and after exam edi. Dont give me stupid reasons saying you cant come. xD
Oh ya, yesterday the whole 3 Matahari was standing on the stage of tapak
perhimpunan for 1 period , except the prefects. Thanks to who ? Pn Lee Tsock Wah lo.
The reason she gave is that our class is dirty, bla bla. Its not fully our fault
also. Some sohais and bitches come in and simply throw rubbish around. Giving us
problems. But nevermind la, this helps me become more famous. Even the new form 3
student that just transfered to our school also know me after talking to him in a
buddhist centre today. Cool neh ? Oh ya, and a teacher that looks like Mojo-jojo
went into our class ytd. Pn Nora, our super funny bm teacher didnt come. So sad. The
mojo-jojo ah, seriously look damn funny somemore his actions like very lembut(aka
gay). xD me and wei yang keep on talk about him and i think he knows we are talking
bout him. End of post.
Yanyi.
Wesak everyone.Today is kinda fun day. Soo yin was crazy about taylor swift's song and
MV. Non-stop playing the song and the MV. But true la. Taylor Swift so hot ! Right,
soo yin ? xD Matthew is coming back on holiday. Woohoo. Who want to go out that time ?
It's holiday and after exam edi. Dont give me stupid reasons saying you cant come. xD
Oh ya, yesterday the whole 3 Matahari was standing on the stage of tapak
perhimpunan for 1 period , except the prefects. Thanks to who ? Pn Lee Tsock Wah lo.
The reason she gave is that our class is dirty, bla bla. Its not fully our fault
also. Some sohais and bitches come in and simply throw rubbish around. Giving us
problems. But nevermind la, this helps me become more famous. Even the new form 3
student that just transfered to our school also know me after talking to him in a
buddhist centre today. Cool neh ? Oh ya, and a teacher that looks like Mojo-jojo
went into our class ytd. Pn Nora, our super funny bm teacher didnt come. So sad. The
mojo-jojo ah, seriously look damn funny somemore his actions like very lembut(aka
gay). xD me and wei yang keep on talk about him and i think he knows we are talking
bout him. End of post.
Yanyi.
Thursday, 30 April 2009
A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS to release Stress
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
_____________________________________________________________________
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love.
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
_____________________________________________________________________
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
_____________________________________________________________________
Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
_____________________________________________________________________
Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
_____________________________________________________________________
A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
_____________________________________________________________________
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
_____________________________________________________________________
Wakakaka~XD
Matthew~Trying to Joke while drinking coke, drown in the water while thinking so.XD
muahahahaha
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
_____________________________________________________________________
Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
_____________________________________________________________________
Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
_____________________________________________________________________
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
_____________________________________________________________________
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
_____________________________________________________________________
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love.
_____________________________________________________________________
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
_____________________________________________________________________
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
_____________________________________________________________________
Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
_____________________________________________________________________
Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
_____________________________________________________________________
Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
_____________________________________________________________________
A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
_____________________________________________________________________
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
_____________________________________________________________________
Wakakaka~XD
Matthew~Trying to Joke while drinking coke, drown in the water while thinking so.XD
muahahahaha
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