So this is the 10th of the 15Malaysia. See the director's name, I don't know that Sensei James Lee noes how to make a film. Jeffrey ar, help me to ask him, why doesn't he make a film entitled "Shinobi in BU4:Action"? Then u will be famous too.But sensei will be sued by Hollywood, because they will think he copies "Kungfu Panda".XD Why?oh,it is because they will mistakenly see Jeffrey as a panda. haha~
Synopsis
Two secret lovers rendezvous in a plush hotel room while TV news is read in the background. A dark take on apathy in Malaysia.
Monday, 7 September 2009
Lame Joke 23
Just heard of this joke recently...
One day, an archeologist of New York found a copper wire after he dug 10 feet below the ground. He concludes that New York already had telephone line 100 years ago.
Another archeologist of California heard the news. He started to dig 10 feet below the ground, but found nothing. He then continued to dig for another 10 feet, he found a copper wire too. So he concludes that California already had telephone line 200 years ago, a century earlier than New York.
Again, an archeologist of Alabama got the news and started to dig the ground.10 feet...20 feet...still nothing.He decided to dig another 10 feet. At last,he found nothing below 30 feet from the ground.Without any dissapointment, he concludes that, Alabama already had wireless service 300 years ago!!
Hahahahahaha!!
One day, an archeologist of New York found a copper wire after he dug 10 feet below the ground. He concludes that New York already had telephone line 100 years ago.
Another archeologist of California heard the news. He started to dig 10 feet below the ground, but found nothing. He then continued to dig for another 10 feet, he found a copper wire too. So he concludes that California already had telephone line 200 years ago, a century earlier than New York.
Again, an archeologist of Alabama got the news and started to dig the ground.10 feet...20 feet...still nothing.He decided to dig another 10 feet. At last,he found nothing below 30 feet from the ground.Without any dissapointment, he concludes that, Alabama already had wireless service 300 years ago!!
Hahahahahaha!!
Friday, 4 September 2009
SLOVAK SLING by Woo Ming Jin
The 9th one. How to bribe?First of all, you must give everything he requires.Next, give your sun glasses to him(you noe,the weather here is hot).Thirdly,you can give him all of your belongings from your Italy shirt to your Hush Puppies underwear.
Jeffrey ar,your give-off-tissue-paper trick is outdated d.Nowadays, girls won't feel touch becoz you provide tissue paper for them d.Make a change,you can follow the lessons below.
Lesson1: Take Care Of Her Pocket Money
Lesson2: Take Care Of Her 'Brother'
Lesson3: Take Care Of Her Children
Examples please watch the video.XD
Synopsis
A comedic re-enactment of how one politician tries to entice another to switch party allegiance as DVD pirates look on.
Matthew-Jeffrey Go Go Go!
Jeffrey ar,your give-off-tissue-paper trick is outdated d.Nowadays, girls won't feel touch becoz you provide tissue paper for them d.Make a change,you can follow the lessons below.
Lesson1: Take Care Of Her Pocket Money
Lesson2: Take Care Of Her 'Brother'
Lesson3: Take Care Of Her Children
Examples please watch the video.XD
Synopsis
A comedic re-enactment of how one politician tries to entice another to switch party allegiance as DVD pirates look on.
Matthew-Jeffrey Go Go Go!
Exam Week
The school trial exam started from last Tuesday, end on next Tuesday. This time we are taking the exam in the hall, not in classrooms.
You will feel more tense if you were taking exams in hall man. The atmosphere...summore lack of oxgyen...plus the hot weather...Try to imagine lah,taking exams in a hall and in a classroom is really different.
I juz get a bit panic on the first day first subject.After all,I manage to adapt to the environment(As a ninja, we must try to adapt to the environment.XD). I think I did the exam well, but got some answers wrong T.T
Next Tuesday will be the last subject-Math.Since laz term exam,I have a phobia towards Math.Why??Becoz I juz got 80 only...while ppl got 100...sob...
Nevermind,I guess Jeffrey's math is even worst.XD Jeffrey!You are my comfort!!!Thanks a lot.
Matthew
You will feel more tense if you were taking exams in hall man. The atmosphere...summore lack of oxgyen...plus the hot weather...Try to imagine lah,taking exams in a hall and in a classroom is really different.
I juz get a bit panic on the first day first subject.After all,I manage to adapt to the environment(As a ninja, we must try to adapt to the environment.XD). I think I did the exam well, but got some answers wrong T.T
Next Tuesday will be the last subject-Math.Since laz term exam,I have a phobia towards Math.Why??Becoz I juz got 80 only...while ppl got 100...sob...
Nevermind,I guess Jeffrey's math is even worst.XD Jeffrey!You are my comfort!!!Thanks a lot.
Matthew
Thursday, 3 September 2009
Lame Joke 22
Why'd the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Hahahahahaha!
Matthew
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Hahahahahaha!
Matthew
Wednesday, 2 September 2009
ONE FUTURE by Tan Chui Mui
This is the 8th of the 15.Politician Tian Chua cast as the citizen that was arrested because he shouted for help during an emergency. -__________-
Synopsis
An edgy and powerful science fiction story of a society where everything is perfect, except no one is allowed to speak.
Matthew
Synopsis
An edgy and powerful science fiction story of a society where everything is perfect, except no one is allowed to speak.
Matthew
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