Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it
out to the mountains to fly it. He was cruising along a few hundred feet
above the treetops when he spots these two hunters down below.
He hollers and waves at them, trying to be sociable. Suddenly the hunters
look up and they both fire their double barrel shotguns at him.
When the hang glider was out of sight one of the hunters turns to the
other and says "What kinda bird you reckon that was?"
The other hunter replies "I don't rightly know, but I think we hit it.
"How's that?"
"You saw how fast he dropped that man he was caring, didn't ya?
wahhahaha~
Matthew
Sunday, 5 April 2009
Aprilfool Day
1st of April,the day I waited everyday,already passedT.T well,I think this day is a very important day for 3musketeerz,particular YanYi and me(Jeffrey is tied tight by his red tie XD).But......no news from Yanyi how he trick ppl on that day...sad...laz year Aprilfool,musketeerz haven formed yet, so Mataharians survived from Aprilfool nightmare from us.this year,musketeerz is well-formed but separated,Mataharians survie again T.T
On that day,duno why I emo during the morning.Perharps the lessons are too bored,oso maybe becoz my dreadful results.damn it!!My Chinese juz got 77(same as yanyi),the lowest in my entire life!!!Now,dun tell others that i m from ICSS.I miss Cik Chong B.C so much,actually is miss her marks.The marking teacher is too strict,yet the highest is 88 in my claz(second claz).Section A got 2,B got 6,C got 9,D got 23 ONLY.I wana cry d man.BM,English all below 85.Pull down my purata,got 86.34 onliT.T
After recess,my feelings come bk.I start to plan to prank ppl.First I tell:"eh,tied up your shoe laces laa!" "Be a good student,tuck in your clothes." wahahahaha~so many ppl kena~I feeeeeeeeeeel Goooooooooood.then,i come up with an idea,when the bell rang,i go see my monitor n tell her form teacher is looking for her.At first the clever girl dun believe,she say is an aprilfool prank.Den I say is real,teacher told me when I walk by the staff rooms.then the garang girl warned me,if it is a joke she will kill me.den she left for staffroom.Ooooppsss,why din she say earlier?i straight away to find a place to hide.After 15 minutes she was bk,i hide under a desk.she shout to the claz to find me.tell u,she nearly tear all my books.
Then it was time for sejarah.My teacher is a Malay,and dead funny wan.If he were younger,he can join us musketeerz.another copy of me.Then,I decided to trick him,the risk is zero percent to prank a teacher like him.When he came in,i show my confused face to him,holding a time table and say:"cikgu Halim!sekarang bukan sejarah,sekarang BM,tengok sini!"Halim get confused d,i keep repeat the same phrase,den the teacher took the timetable and see.After 5 seconds he looked up at me,with the -.-'' sign on his face.hahahahahahaha~I feeeeeeel Goooooooood again.but...Halim react so fast,faster than police to arrest u.he say to the claz:"sekarang keluarkan buku,kita buat ujian untuk bab dua."everyone shock and hhhaaaaaaaaaa~~~~but i noe is a prank,i told my frens,but the girls very honest wan n dun choi me.Halim make sure we all take out the book and written title and date,included me.after that,he take out his notes and say:"sekarang mari kita tengok bab 4,blablablablablabla."everyone confused,but then realize it jyz a joke.then Halim bowed three times to the claz. den my jokes paused there.XD and to be continued.....
Actually for me,for musketeerz,every day is Aprilfool,hahahahahahaha~we never forget to trick ppl every second time.Maybe yanyi do it everyday so he thinks no nit to particular prank on aprilfool.wahahahahah~
tell me how was your Aprilfool,Yanyi.XD
Matthew Unlimited~Chee Wai,I update jor k?
On that day,duno why I emo during the morning.Perharps the lessons are too bored,oso maybe becoz my dreadful results.damn it!!My Chinese juz got 77(same as yanyi),the lowest in my entire life!!!Now,dun tell others that i m from ICSS.I miss Cik Chong B.C so much,actually is miss her marks.The marking teacher is too strict,yet the highest is 88 in my claz(second claz).Section A got 2,B got 6,C got 9,D got 23 ONLY.I wana cry d man.BM,English all below 85.Pull down my purata,got 86.34 onliT.T
After recess,my feelings come bk.I start to plan to prank ppl.First I tell:"eh,tied up your shoe laces laa!" "Be a good student,tuck in your clothes." wahahahaha~so many ppl kena~I feeeeeeeeeeel Goooooooooood.then,i come up with an idea,when the bell rang,i go see my monitor n tell her form teacher is looking for her.At first the clever girl dun believe,she say is an aprilfool prank.Den I say is real,teacher told me when I walk by the staff rooms.then the garang girl warned me,if it is a joke she will kill me.den she left for staffroom.Ooooppsss,why din she say earlier?i straight away to find a place to hide.After 15 minutes she was bk,i hide under a desk.she shout to the claz to find me.tell u,she nearly tear all my books.
Then it was time for sejarah.My teacher is a Malay,and dead funny wan.If he were younger,he can join us musketeerz.another copy of me.Then,I decided to trick him,the risk is zero percent to prank a teacher like him.When he came in,i show my confused face to him,holding a time table and say:"cikgu Halim!sekarang bukan sejarah,sekarang BM,tengok sini!"Halim get confused d,i keep repeat the same phrase,den the teacher took the timetable and see.After 5 seconds he looked up at me,with the -.-'' sign on his face.hahahahahahaha~I feeeeeeel Goooooooood again.but...Halim react so fast,faster than police to arrest u.he say to the claz:"sekarang keluarkan buku,kita buat ujian untuk bab dua."everyone shock and hhhaaaaaaaaaa~~~~but i noe is a prank,i told my frens,but the girls very honest wan n dun choi me.Halim make sure we all take out the book and written title and date,included me.after that,he take out his notes and say:"sekarang mari kita tengok bab 4,blablablablablabla."everyone confused,but then realize it jyz a joke.then Halim bowed three times to the claz. den my jokes paused there.XD and to be continued.....
Actually for me,for musketeerz,every day is Aprilfool,hahahahahahaha~we never forget to trick ppl every second time.Maybe yanyi do it everyday so he thinks no nit to particular prank on aprilfool.wahahahahah~
tell me how was your Aprilfool,Yanyi.XD
Matthew Unlimited~Chee Wai,I update jor k?
Saturday, 28 March 2009
Earth Hour.
Hey. Our blog is quite dead though. The person who always ask me to update dont even update. xD Earth hour just ended 25 minutes ago. Kinda funny to watch TV in the dark.
"our mother nature hav already sacrifice so many for us. just one hour from now. switch off your light.make your mother smile again.slow down the pollution.off your lights"
I got that from Hao Yii. Meaningful leh ?
Btw, yesterday was sukan tahunan SMKBUD 4. Wahahaha. Yellow won the first place after getting the 'last' last year. So damn happy la. Can hurt Jeffrey somemore, cos everyday he say green is gonna win. Sorry if i hurt other 'green people' cos there is so many ppl from green house. -.- Even pn norhafizah also from green house.
YanYi.
"our mother nature hav already sacrifice so many for us. just one hour from now. switch off your light.make your mother smile again.slow down the pollution.off your lights"
I got that from Hao Yii. Meaningful leh ?
Btw, yesterday was sukan tahunan SMKBUD 4. Wahahaha. Yellow won the first place after getting the 'last' last year. So damn happy la. Can hurt Jeffrey somemore, cos everyday he say green is gonna win. Sorry if i hurt other 'green people' cos there is so many ppl from green house. -.- Even pn norhafizah also from green house.
YanYi.
Saturday, 21 March 2009
Basketball Match
Damn bored. -.- Nothing to post somemore, so i just post something about basketball. xD
Last thursday, there is a friendly match in bu4. Smk Dj vs Smk Bud(4). cool neh ? It
is quite fun. Actually we almost lose the match. Seriously. That time we was abt 3
points behind them. And the time is finishing in few minutes time. Luckily Hao Yii
scored the 3 point ball. If not we will be going home crying. Ah skip this. Before
this match ended, our dai lou - mun choong, make someone fall down. And the guy
sprained his leg. After the match, something bad happen. And 2 gangsters ( i think)
come to our school to settle the leg injured case. -.- Mun choong and both of them
talk alot actually. Lol. They almost call their gang to come. Luckily Vincent stop
them by saying if they call gang, Vincent call police. xD Spoil my show la. I wanted
to see the gangs fight up and the policeman come and ask what happen. Wondering
whether they will say, the guy (mun choong) injured my frens leg. XD damn funny la.
Yanyi. xP
Last thursday, there is a friendly match in bu4. Smk Dj vs Smk Bud(4). cool neh ? It
is quite fun. Actually we almost lose the match. Seriously. That time we was abt 3
points behind them. And the time is finishing in few minutes time. Luckily Hao Yii
scored the 3 point ball. If not we will be going home crying. Ah skip this. Before
this match ended, our dai lou - mun choong, make someone fall down. And the guy
sprained his leg. After the match, something bad happen. And 2 gangsters ( i think)
come to our school to settle the leg injured case. -.- Mun choong and both of them
talk alot actually. Lol. They almost call their gang to come. Luckily Vincent stop
them by saying if they call gang, Vincent call police. xD Spoil my show la. I wanted
to see the gangs fight up and the policeman come and ask what happen. Wondering
whether they will say, the guy (mun choong) injured my frens leg. XD damn funny la.
Yanyi. xP
Friday, 20 March 2009
Holidayz
Ah,my holidayz started with a two days camp.For our infomation,that was the first and the last camp which is allowed to stay overnight at school this year.Because of the scandal last year,the residence opposities the school report to police about the school is too noisy at night.Scouts were playing night games that time,they thought got serious problem happened when they heard shouting and screaming.XD
Well,a lot of mosquitoes like usual.But at least Liverpool won MU 4-1.Hahahahaha~huh,i missed the match though.The teacher not allowed as to get out of the school that time,although my cousin and I lied we went for tuition or somethingT.T
Then on Tuesday,we went to Penang War Museum for Sejarah Project.We started our journey from Jetty Butterworth.Then take rapid no.307 to batu Maung.We think the driver don't know the way to Batu Maung-.- he stopped and ask others rapid drivers.Then,on the way he studpid enought to change the bus number to 303,cause two passengers aboarded wrongly.One of them is USM student,he argue with the driver.Suddenly he blurted out 'Hak Pengguna',sounds like very familiar... ...Orh,he got listened to his Moral teacher last time.
Reached there,we need to walk up the hill.it is quite a distance.den we pay and got in.snapping pictures and all.Now ask you,when was the Japanese reached Malaya?8 december 1941.Wat time???haha~is 12:15 midnight.there got many barracks,like torture room,rooms for them to rape,cooking place and even tombs.
There are oso tunnels and secret passage way.We climb through all,my fren is damn brave,he lead us into the tunnel,u cant even see your fingers inside,and it is juz one person wide haf person high.we hold each other hands one by one,and that follows me is a girlT.T(thanks GOD her admirers arent there)
After two hours we took a bus to Queensbay,and watched Race to the Witch Mountain.XD quite nice,but I dont think the title suitable for the movie.:)
So,yanyi ur team win bo??ytd ask me to on9 but where are you??I wait you til my hair turn grey d.wahahaha~sorry for giving you hopes that I will go bk kl this few days.XDhaha but mid year holidayz I will try to viist u.
Matthew~Still......Unlimited.
Well,a lot of mosquitoes like usual.But at least Liverpool won MU 4-1.Hahahahaha~huh,i missed the match though.The teacher not allowed as to get out of the school that time,although my cousin and I lied we went for tuition or somethingT.T
Then on Tuesday,we went to Penang War Museum for Sejarah Project.We started our journey from Jetty Butterworth.Then take rapid no.307 to batu Maung.We think the driver don't know the way to Batu Maung-.- he stopped and ask others rapid drivers.Then,on the way he studpid enought to change the bus number to 303,cause two passengers aboarded wrongly.One of them is USM student,he argue with the driver.Suddenly he blurted out 'Hak Pengguna',sounds like very familiar... ...Orh,he got listened to his Moral teacher last time.
Reached there,we need to walk up the hill.it is quite a distance.den we pay and got in.snapping pictures and all.Now ask you,when was the Japanese reached Malaya?8 december 1941.Wat time???haha~is 12:15 midnight.there got many barracks,like torture room,rooms for them to rape,cooking place and even tombs.
There are oso tunnels and secret passage way.We climb through all,my fren is damn brave,he lead us into the tunnel,u cant even see your fingers inside,and it is juz one person wide haf person high.we hold each other hands one by one,and that follows me is a girlT.T(thanks GOD her admirers arent there)
After two hours we took a bus to Queensbay,and watched Race to the Witch Mountain.XD quite nice,but I dont think the title suitable for the movie.:)
So,yanyi ur team win bo??ytd ask me to on9 but where are you??I wait you til my hair turn grey d.wahahaha~sorry for giving you hopes that I will go bk kl this few days.XDhaha but mid year holidayz I will try to viist u.
Matthew~Still......Unlimited.
Monday, 16 March 2009
1st official Hijacked jamming!!! YEAHH!!
hmm..how should i start this post....
hmmm......any ideas ar? share le...i not a veli pro blogger 4 ur info XD
err...
well....last night i smsed jj and sj about our bands jamming session which will be conducted today!!! YEAH!!!
but then, jj said....I GOT MARCHING!!
sj said IM SO GROUNDED!!
and i went OH MY GODDD!!!
LOL no la not so gay XD
so i was really down coz i thought itz gonna be me, yan yi and chee wai again in the jamming studio which is really really boring a waste of money and time.
(Imagine la a band without vocals and bassist =.='')
So today woke up with an ok mood since Im 15 now =B
but i had a bad cold T.T *sneeeze sneeze sneeze sneeeze all around the house T.T
12pm went to fretdance for the jamming session i thought would be a failure again although i knew yan yi and chee wai are coming (no offence laaa no full band counted as fail lor!)
What surprised me was chee wai actually smsed me on 12.15 and told me :Ehh jeffrey, the shop keeper put a sign at the door "out to lunch" and nobody open the door"
but thats not the main pointXD
CHEE WAI ACTUALLY WENT EARLIER JUZ TO PRACTICE SO HE DUN LET US DOWN!!!!!
so touching SOBSOBSOB juz jokin XD
den we were setting up the stuff.... hell lotz of problem la i tell u , akarkarya stil beter althuogh their guitars suck. Then came sir jarrod!!! WUHUUU!!! YEAHH!!!! at least we haf 4 of us now.
5 mins after that,
Miss Jane came!! YEAHH!!!! full band practice!!!
lol then all the common prob laaaa lazy say XD
but at least we managed to play 1 song err gud start guyz!!!
next time lets jam more often k? ^^
Thx for those who wished me tday
Bye bye
DAM BORING POST I NOE!!! SORRY LA I FEVER OK?
15. Jeffrey XD
hmmm......any ideas ar? share le...i not a veli pro blogger 4 ur info XD
err...
well....last night i smsed jj and sj about our bands jamming session which will be conducted today!!! YEAH!!!
but then, jj said....I GOT MARCHING!!
sj said IM SO GROUNDED!!
and i went OH MY GODDD!!!
LOL no la not so gay XD
so i was really down coz i thought itz gonna be me, yan yi and chee wai again in the jamming studio which is really really boring a waste of money and time.
(Imagine la a band without vocals and bassist =.='')
So today woke up with an ok mood since Im 15 now =B
but i had a bad cold T.T *sneeeze sneeze sneeze sneeeze all around the house T.T
12pm went to fretdance for the jamming session i thought would be a failure again although i knew yan yi and chee wai are coming (no offence laaa no full band counted as fail lor!)
What surprised me was chee wai actually smsed me on 12.15 and told me :Ehh jeffrey, the shop keeper put a sign at the door "out to lunch" and nobody open the door"
but thats not the main pointXD
CHEE WAI ACTUALLY WENT EARLIER JUZ TO PRACTICE SO HE DUN LET US DOWN!!!!!
so touching SOBSOBSOB juz jokin XD
den we were setting up the stuff.... hell lotz of problem la i tell u , akarkarya stil beter althuogh their guitars suck. Then came sir jarrod!!! WUHUUU!!! YEAHH!!!! at least we haf 4 of us now.
5 mins after that,
Miss Jane came!! YEAHH!!!! full band practice!!!
lol then all the common prob laaaa lazy say XD
but at least we managed to play 1 song err gud start guyz!!!
next time lets jam more often k? ^^
Thx for those who wished me tday
Bye bye
DAM BORING POST I NOE!!! SORRY LA I FEVER OK?
15. Jeffrey XD
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