There is one week of holidays, and i have no plans. My onli plan is to onli complete the two songs,
and study. But the first song isnt complete yet. Now i onli start with geografi, others all bye bye.
T.T
Anyway, PMR is coming real real soon. Lol
Good Luck to :
Zu Kuan, Chee Fai, Sheng Hao, Su Jane, Xian Qi, Wen Yew, Choong Yean, Pik San, Timothy
Wong, and many people which i can squeeze them out of my brain for now. Lol. Sry. Aiya, good
luck to all form 3 la. Remember when u get straight A's belanja me makan ar. Lol.
Thx for the present, Jeffrey and Matthew. Gan Dong (gantung) neh. haha
YanYi
Saturday, 11 October 2008
Thursday, 9 October 2008
Lame Joke 3 : IQ急转弯
01.有一只熊走过来
有备而来(有BEAR来)
02.第十一本书
不可思议(BOOK 11)
03.哪一种蝙蝠不用休息?
不修边幅(不休蝙蝠)
04.一个人被刷成金色
一鸣惊人(一名金人)
05.羊停止了呼吸
扬眉吐气(羊没吐气)
06.有十只羊,九只蹲在羊圈,一只蹲在猪圈
抑扬顿挫(一羊蹲错)
07.怎样使麻雀安静下来?
鸦雀无声(压雀无声)
08.怎样把东西变大?
有容乃大
09.洗脸的叫脸盆,洗手的叫?
金盆洗手
10.星星有多重?
8公克(STARBUCKS星八克)
分享快乐·分手快乐
Matthew~the Unlimited~Now and Always~寻己记,找会去年的那个我。但,人总要长大~玩够了就该放手~
有备而来(有BEAR来)
02.第十一本书
不可思议(BOOK 11)
03.哪一种蝙蝠不用休息?
不修边幅(不休蝙蝠)
04.一个人被刷成金色
一鸣惊人(一名金人)
05.羊停止了呼吸
扬眉吐气(羊没吐气)
06.有十只羊,九只蹲在羊圈,一只蹲在猪圈
抑扬顿挫(一羊蹲错)
07.怎样使麻雀安静下来?
鸦雀无声(压雀无声)
08.怎样把东西变大?
有容乃大
09.洗脸的叫脸盆,洗手的叫?
金盆洗手
10.星星有多重?
8公克(STARBUCKS星八克)
分享快乐·分手快乐
Matthew~the Unlimited~Now and Always~寻己记,找会去年的那个我。但,人总要长大~玩够了就该放手~
Monday, 6 October 2008
Joke from jeffrey. lol
Jeffrey told me a joke in school today. It goes like that.
Jeffrey's father: Jeffrey, help me send a sms to my friend to cancel my appointment with him tml.
Jeffrey grab his father's phone and type: My father is sick, so tml's appointment cancel, sry. Very sry.
The next day, jeffrey's father punya friend called. Jeffrey's father answered. Then his friend ask: So how's your father?
Jeffrey's father: Passed away long time ago.
Hahaha. funny leh.
After listening to this joke, i found out that Jeffrey is quite stupid.
Anyway, koperasi stinks !! Soo Mei and Derick cleaned up the so called vomit in koperasi. Lol. Actually is the ice cream melt d. Then the others just standing away from the 'vomit'.
Puan Lee is back !!
Posted by Yan yi.
Jeffrey's father: Jeffrey, help me send a sms to my friend to cancel my appointment with him tml.
Jeffrey grab his father's phone and type: My father is sick, so tml's appointment cancel, sry. Very sry.
The next day, jeffrey's father punya friend called. Jeffrey's father answered. Then his friend ask: So how's your father?
Jeffrey's father: Passed away long time ago.
Hahaha. funny leh.
After listening to this joke, i found out that Jeffrey is quite stupid.
Anyway, koperasi stinks !! Soo Mei and Derick cleaned up the so called vomit in koperasi. Lol. Actually is the ice cream melt d. Then the others just standing away from the 'vomit'.
Puan Lee is back !!
Posted by Yan yi.
Tuesday, 30 September 2008
Lame Joke 2 :强悍造句
1。题目:一边……一边……
小朋友写:他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子。
老师批语:他到底是要脱还是要穿啊?
2。题目:其中
小朋友写:我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语:你是蜈蚣吗?
3。题目:陆陆续续
小朋友写:下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语:你到底有几个爸爸呀?
4。题目:难过
小朋友写:我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语:老师更难过。。。
5。题目:又... 又...
小朋友写:我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语;你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗?
6。题目:你看
小朋友写:你看什么看!没看过啊!
老师批语:没看过。。。
7。题目 :欣欣向荣
小朋友写:欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语:连续剧不要看太多了!
8。题目:好吃
小朋友写:好吃个屁。
老师批语:有些东西是不能吃的。
9。题目:天真
小朋友写:今天真热。
老师批语:你真天真。
10。题目:果然
小朋友写:昨天我吃水果,然后喝凉水。
老师批语:是词组,不能分开的。
11。题目:先……再……,例题:先吃饭,再冼澡。
小朋友写:先生,再见!
老师批语:想像力超过了地球人的智慧。
12。题目:况且
小朋友写:一列火车经过,况且况且况且况且况且况且。
老师批语:我死了算了。
Matthew~Unlimited~=D~我想就这样牵着你的手不放开能不能永远当着没有悲哀
小朋友写:他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子。
老师批语:他到底是要脱还是要穿啊?
2。题目:其中
小朋友写:我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语:你是蜈蚣吗?
3。题目:陆陆续续
小朋友写:下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语:你到底有几个爸爸呀?
4。题目:难过
小朋友写:我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语:老师更难过。。。
5。题目:又... 又...
小朋友写:我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语;你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗?
6。题目:你看
小朋友写:你看什么看!没看过啊!
老师批语:没看过。。。
7。题目 :欣欣向荣
小朋友写:欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语:连续剧不要看太多了!
8。题目:好吃
小朋友写:好吃个屁。
老师批语:有些东西是不能吃的。
9。题目:天真
小朋友写:今天真热。
老师批语:你真天真。
10。题目:果然
小朋友写:昨天我吃水果,然后喝凉水。
老师批语:是词组,不能分开的。
11。题目:先……再……,例题:先吃饭,再冼澡。
小朋友写:先生,再见!
老师批语:想像力超过了地球人的智慧。
12。题目:况且
小朋友写:一列火车经过,况且况且况且况且况且况且。
老师批语:我死了算了。
Matthew~Unlimited~=D~我想就这样牵着你的手不放开能不能永远当着没有悲哀
Monday, 29 September 2008
My Sunday.
Yesterday, which is sunday, i went to The Curve, but not walking around there. I'm working
there yesterday. Lol. Since morning 10 i was there, and i work till 10 p.m. The time past like a
small snail. One minute is like two minute. Freaking sien. So I sms here sms there, because there
is no customer. Some of them just come and ask for the price, then sayonara. Memang like that
wan la, the price of the tie so freaking expensive, rob bank will be faster la. The money of the tie
is just like the taxi charge mention by Jeffrey at Pudu Raya. XD. So i made two friends in the
place. One is philipine, one is Chinese. The chinese one is a funny guy. Haha.
After the whole day i've been working, i got my first bucket of 60 bucks. =.=' Better than nothing
la. I told my parents that i regret sitting there wasting my time which is worth more than 60
bucks. T.T time come back !!!!
Btw, i discovered a new eye disease called word blind. Haha. I found i have this eye problem
when i see melamine into melanie in Wen Qi's blog. Hahahaha.
YY.
there yesterday. Lol. Since morning 10 i was there, and i work till 10 p.m. The time past like a
small snail. One minute is like two minute. Freaking sien. So I sms here sms there, because there
is no customer. Some of them just come and ask for the price, then sayonara. Memang like that
wan la, the price of the tie so freaking expensive, rob bank will be faster la. The money of the tie
is just like the taxi charge mention by Jeffrey at Pudu Raya. XD. So i made two friends in the
place. One is philipine, one is Chinese. The chinese one is a funny guy. Haha.
After the whole day i've been working, i got my first bucket of 60 bucks. =.=' Better than nothing
la. I told my parents that i regret sitting there wasting my time which is worth more than 60
bucks. T.T time come back !!!!
Btw, i discovered a new eye disease called word blind. Haha. I found i have this eye problem
when i see melamine into melanie in Wen Qi's blog. Hahahaha.
YY.
Friday, 26 September 2008
Holidays!!!!!!!!
Wah!!Happy holidays again!!
Selamat~ zit zit zit ~Hari Raya~ zit zit zit!!haha.today Jeffrey n Yan Yi sang to all the teachers who cm in our class.
2day ar...not bad lo...coz got 1 week holidays ma. Perharps is quite happy la. Duno~hope can concentrate on doing projeks n dun think about school days.Although still got 5 weeks time we could see each other in dis year, or a life time.
Pn Lee left oredi. Hope she all the best in Bukit Bintang. And Pn Lee,that day u pointed the table at our class corridor n asked 'what is that?' wif ur usual high tone. Now I answer you, it is a table or u can call it a desk.XD
ya,must appreciate ppl around. When they leave u only regret is too too late~~
Hope we have enough time to gather and fooling around.
Matthew~The Unlimited
Selamat~ zit zit zit ~Hari Raya~ zit zit zit!!haha.today Jeffrey n Yan Yi sang to all the teachers who cm in our class.
2day ar...not bad lo...coz got 1 week holidays ma. Perharps is quite happy la. Duno~hope can concentrate on doing projeks n dun think about school days.Although still got 5 weeks time we could see each other in dis year, or a life time.
Pn Lee left oredi. Hope she all the best in Bukit Bintang. And Pn Lee,that day u pointed the table at our class corridor n asked 'what is that?' wif ur usual high tone. Now I answer you, it is a table or u can call it a desk.XD
ya,must appreciate ppl around. When they leave u only regret is too too late~~
Hope we have enough time to gather and fooling around.
Matthew~The Unlimited
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