Tuesday, 4 August 2009
Jokes to Tickle You
1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'
2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'.......
3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'
5. Confident vs. Confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '
6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'
Hahahaha~
Got it From Web.XD
Matthew
Saturday, 1 August 2009
Lame Joke 16
"Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said."
"When did you first notice this problem?"
"What problem? "
"When did you first notice this problem?"
"What problem? "
First of August
yea~today is the first of August d. My PMR trial exam is on first of September.That's mean there is still one month left for me to prepare the examination. Haiz~time flies.
Speaking of PMR, Yanyi is putting a lot of effort in it. 24 hours nerding make Yanyi a dull boy.haha~juz joking Yanyi,dun angry oh. that day he told me he had finished Science subject. Then, I test him for a dozen questions, he couldn't answer a lot of it. Thats wad made him scared.too bad~I asked till he dulan me,asked me to halt. Sorry ar Yanyi,you said u finished d,so I just pop some questions only...
Alright,tomorrow I will be crossing over to the island to visit my cousin. One of my cousin, my father's 2nd elder brother's daughter, is going to study abroad.So we will go there to say good bye and give off angpau. After that,maybe can go for Harry Potter 6. Perharps you will ask,such a harry potter freak like me will watch it after 3 weeks the movie rolled out.huh,cause we plan to watch it with my brother.We waited my brother to come bk from UK,after that he fled to KL again. So the event was postpone til tomorrow,hope I wont miss it.
Planning to bring my collection Potter wand to the cinema.But I scared the wand will be snapped into two if I kept waving it during the movie.XD
About 60 days till PMR,I think I should start my revision now seriously.Last time just turn the pages only.
well,Yanyi is nerding,so he cant blog,left only Jeffrey.Frankly,Jeffrey is a lot more busier than Yanyi all the time.However,you can owys see him online... ...
Matthew
Speaking of PMR, Yanyi is putting a lot of effort in it. 24 hours nerding make Yanyi a dull boy.haha~juz joking Yanyi,dun angry oh. that day he told me he had finished Science subject. Then, I test him for a dozen questions, he couldn't answer a lot of it. Thats wad made him scared.too bad~I asked till he dulan me,asked me to halt. Sorry ar Yanyi,you said u finished d,so I just pop some questions only...
Alright,tomorrow I will be crossing over to the island to visit my cousin. One of my cousin, my father's 2nd elder brother's daughter, is going to study abroad.So we will go there to say good bye and give off angpau. After that,maybe can go for Harry Potter 6. Perharps you will ask,such a harry potter freak like me will watch it after 3 weeks the movie rolled out.huh,cause we plan to watch it with my brother.We waited my brother to come bk from UK,after that he fled to KL again. So the event was postpone til tomorrow,hope I wont miss it.
Planning to bring my collection Potter wand to the cinema.But I scared the wand will be snapped into two if I kept waving it during the movie.XD
About 60 days till PMR,I think I should start my revision now seriously.Last time just turn the pages only.
well,Yanyi is nerding,so he cant blog,left only Jeffrey.Frankly,Jeffrey is a lot more busier than Yanyi all the time.However,you can owys see him online... ...
Matthew
Monday, 27 July 2009
Home Sweet Home
yeah~my brother has been back for 1 week.Last Monday he arrived at Bayan Lepas airport at 5.30pm.
Well,he looks a lot whiter,rather skinny.And I nearly grow taller than him now.XD We are so happy that he finally comes back to Malaysia after gratuated from England with result of mechanical engineering second honour lower degree.
One more thing is, he brings a lot of things back from there.XD I seem like the one who benifited most. He bought me a pair of Lacoste shoes, a sony ericsson W980i , a collection magic wand of Harry Potter and many more.
Although we are fans of Liverpool,he said he often pay a visit to Old Trafford during there,because he stayed on Manchester. Old Trafford is a lot much bigger than Anfield. So, I have some souvenirs of MU too.
He only been at Anfield for a time or two.He bought a keychain with my name under the liverpool's badge from the stadium's store.And of course, a red jersey of Liverpool,numbered 8 of Gerrard. I am so pleased and happy of that.Muahahahahaha~Last time,I have no proof for I am a Liverpool Supporter besides mentioning by mouth,even no a single stuff that have LFC sign on it. He also bought another England Jersey of Gerrard too.
we have missed him for nearly a year. The feeling of having him here with us all the time is great. But soon he will go out for jobs d T.T can't aways fooling around with me d.
speaking of fooling people,Yanyi is still the best partner of mine.XD wakakaka
Duno Yanyi's skill has improved anot.As a sifu of him,long time never promote him d.haha~
Test for Yanyi, a simple one :Drive the lion king mad and trick him til IT becomes LAME.Watch out,dun let ppl say u mendera haiwan.XD
Matthew~Yanyi, stop nerding,have a break,have a kitkat.
Well,he looks a lot whiter,rather skinny.And I nearly grow taller than him now.XD We are so happy that he finally comes back to Malaysia after gratuated from England with result of mechanical engineering second honour lower degree.
One more thing is, he brings a lot of things back from there.XD I seem like the one who benifited most. He bought me a pair of Lacoste shoes, a sony ericsson W980i , a collection magic wand of Harry Potter and many more.
Although we are fans of Liverpool,he said he often pay a visit to Old Trafford during there,because he stayed on Manchester. Old Trafford is a lot much bigger than Anfield. So, I have some souvenirs of MU too.
He only been at Anfield for a time or two.He bought a keychain with my name under the liverpool's badge from the stadium's store.And of course, a red jersey of Liverpool,numbered 8 of Gerrard. I am so pleased and happy of that.Muahahahahaha~Last time,I have no proof for I am a Liverpool Supporter besides mentioning by mouth,even no a single stuff that have LFC sign on it. He also bought another England Jersey of Gerrard too.
we have missed him for nearly a year. The feeling of having him here with us all the time is great. But soon he will go out for jobs d T.T can't aways fooling around with me d.
speaking of fooling people,Yanyi is still the best partner of mine.XD wakakaka
Duno Yanyi's skill has improved anot.As a sifu of him,long time never promote him d.haha~
Test for Yanyi, a simple one :Drive the lion king mad and trick him til IT becomes LAME.Watch out,dun let ppl say u mendera haiwan.XD
Matthew~Yanyi, stop nerding,have a break,have a kitkat.
Friday, 24 July 2009
Socks
Yesterday,those prefects of my skul rushed in and held a spot check for socks.For your infomation i sit at the first column, a form 3 just-become-officially-prefect straight away walked towards me.It took me a couple of minutes to realize that she was standing beside me and was jolting down my name. After then,she requested me to sign it.with an excitement of got people asked for my signature,I SIGNED IT like i m a big football star.When I looked satisfactorily upon my perfect signature,I felt something wrong.When i was awaken from my hallucination of fame,she uttered thankyou with a cunning tone n walked away.My 3 points gone.
Okay~mind you,my socks are definitely not ankle socks,and i would kindly to inform u that my socks are the highest in my class( not in skul,got people wear football socks to skul XD)normally,but that time mine became the lowest,becoz they quickly pulled their socks up.
I consulted to my others prefect frens,they were shocked that i was kena.They told me that she is known of her strictness,how good if she became our police nex time.
Well,naturally,all of my prefect frens knew that i was deducted 3 points.but today i received a gud news from one of them,they indeed saw my name on the list,but someone had terminated it.XD
what that means?That means my 3 points coming bk.XD
wonder which prefect was helping me.Maybe the prefect like me too much.wakakakakaaka~too perasan d ya?
Matthew
Okay~mind you,my socks are definitely not ankle socks,and i would kindly to inform u that my socks are the highest in my class( not in skul,got people wear football socks to skul XD)normally,but that time mine became the lowest,becoz they quickly pulled their socks up.
I consulted to my others prefect frens,they were shocked that i was kena.They told me that she is known of her strictness,how good if she became our police nex time.
Well,naturally,all of my prefect frens knew that i was deducted 3 points.but today i received a gud news from one of them,they indeed saw my name on the list,but someone had terminated it.XD
what that means?That means my 3 points coming bk.XD
wonder which prefect was helping me.Maybe the prefect like me too much.wakakakakaaka~too perasan d ya?
Matthew
Sunday, 19 July 2009
I saw Sensei James Lee in Newspaper!!
Really,I am sure is him!!
If you duno hu is Sensei Jame Lee...he is the sensei of shinobi club in bu4.you can meet him on every tuesday 2.30 to 4.30( If they din change the time).well, He is quite handsome,and u'll never think of he is Sensei if he din wear on his uniform.He is juz so so friendly,owys put a big wide smile on his face.
ok~wads he doing in the newspaper?the sinchewjitpoh of 19/7,the sunday special section interviewed him.The article is like introduce shinobi to the readers.The title is :Ninjutsu, is not mysterious at all.I think that time they were in central park.Sensei also taught some tricks to out run burglars.
On the page,sensei was holding a boken(wooden sword) above his head,like ready to strike.And his partner is another black belt red-headed guy.
By the way my brother Mark will be back tomorrow!!!!he will be arrived at Bayan Lepas International airport at about 4.45 pm.Too bad that time I will be in tuition class.
Still remember laz year,I made a trip back to Penang from PJ to farewell to my brother.Before i departed from PJ,Jeff kena scolded by cik chong over this matter.XD and Jeff sure still rmb about this.Wad exactly happen u can ask jeffrey for details...
Matthew
If you duno hu is Sensei Jame Lee...he is the sensei of shinobi club in bu4.you can meet him on every tuesday 2.30 to 4.30( If they din change the time).well, He is quite handsome,and u'll never think of he is Sensei if he din wear on his uniform.He is juz so so friendly,owys put a big wide smile on his face.
ok~wads he doing in the newspaper?the sinchewjitpoh of 19/7,the sunday special section interviewed him.The article is like introduce shinobi to the readers.The title is :Ninjutsu, is not mysterious at all.I think that time they were in central park.Sensei also taught some tricks to out run burglars.
On the page,sensei was holding a boken(wooden sword) above his head,like ready to strike.And his partner is another black belt red-headed guy.
By the way my brother Mark will be back tomorrow!!!!he will be arrived at Bayan Lepas International airport at about 4.45 pm.Too bad that time I will be in tuition class.
Still remember laz year,I made a trip back to Penang from PJ to farewell to my brother.Before i departed from PJ,Jeff kena scolded by cik chong over this matter.XD and Jeff sure still rmb about this.Wad exactly happen u can ask jeffrey for details...
Matthew
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