John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling.
The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down.
He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time,
and then turns to John and says,"See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY!"
John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here except on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
Hahahaha~Take a Break,Have a KitKat,Read a Joke,Have a NiceDay. =]
Thursday, 24 September 2009
Wednesday, 23 September 2009
Raya Holidayz
Ha~I still have four wake-up-late days.XD
Well,I planned a very good study timetable for this holidays,but it is really hard to follow it.
One only thing I'd follow is 'resting' and 'playing' column.
So,I decided to really start to revise seriously,no jokes.
Yan Yi's mother has limited his time to on9.I dunno why.On the other hand,Jeff is always on the web,24 hours a day,7 days a week.I thought Jeff is managing online 7-11.XD
Yea!!This Sunday will be a wonderful day!One gathering and one dinner to chase.
I will be having a family gathering at my father-side cousin's condo near Penang Queensbay Mall.
At night,I will follow my family to our new condominium at Jalan Raja Uda. The developers have obtained O.C. for the building and is going to hold a dinner for to-be-residence.Of course,my new small condo is not as grand as my cousin's. This will be the place for Jeff and YanYi to stay if they come to visit me.And yet check out who is their real,genuine 'da shao'.XD muahahahaha~
Matthew~Selamat Hari Raya.
Ah~nearly forgotten.Happy Birthday to Gay Han The Grey!!
Well,I planned a very good study timetable for this holidays,but it is really hard to follow it.
One only thing I'd follow is 'resting' and 'playing' column.
So,I decided to really start to revise seriously,no jokes.
Yan Yi's mother has limited his time to on9.I dunno why.On the other hand,Jeff is always on the web,24 hours a day,7 days a week.I thought Jeff is managing online 7-11.XD
Yea!!This Sunday will be a wonderful day!One gathering and one dinner to chase.
I will be having a family gathering at my father-side cousin's condo near Penang Queensbay Mall.
At night,I will follow my family to our new condominium at Jalan Raja Uda. The developers have obtained O.C. for the building and is going to hold a dinner for to-be-residence.Of course,my new small condo is not as grand as my cousin's. This will be the place for Jeff and YanYi to stay if they come to visit me.And yet check out who is their real,genuine 'da shao'.XD muahahahaha~
Matthew~Selamat Hari Raya.
Ah~nearly forgotten.Happy Birthday to Gay Han The Grey!!
Monday, 21 September 2009
Lame Joke 26:Mouse Droppings
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse.
Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks,
"How high up are we?"
"About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies.
The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"
Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks,
"How high up are we?"
"About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies.
The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"
Saturday, 19 September 2009
Selamat Hari Raya!!
Selamat Hari Raya
Here I wish all Malaysian Happy Raya!!!
Long time ago,I went to my neighbour's rumah terbuka before, about 10 years ago.hehe~
I forgot how the house looked like,but I do remember the food!!!
Since then,I never been to rumah terbuka d.why?The neighbour shifted.
I think this holidays I possibly will remain at home, eat books instead of kuih.However, I have a funny feeling that I will really take it as holidays,idle and sit in front of computer!!Can someone help me out?It isnt I dunwan to study,but I am not the kind of ppl that can stay infront of books all day~a minute or so, I will stand up and go round the house and sit back.
Anyway,wish those who are exam-free have a very happy holidays.XD
Matthew~I wish u'll never see me here again for next 25 days... ...
Here I wish all Malaysian Happy Raya!!!
Long time ago,I went to my neighbour's rumah terbuka before, about 10 years ago.hehe~
I forgot how the house looked like,but I do remember the food!!!
Since then,I never been to rumah terbuka d.why?The neighbour shifted.
I think this holidays I possibly will remain at home, eat books instead of kuih.However, I have a funny feeling that I will really take it as holidays,idle and sit in front of computer!!Can someone help me out?It isnt I dunwan to study,but I am not the kind of ppl that can stay infront of books all day~a minute or so, I will stand up and go round the house and sit back.
Anyway,wish those who are exam-free have a very happy holidays.XD
Matthew~I wish u'll never see me here again for next 25 days... ...
Baseball In Heaven
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, "Do you think there's baseball in Heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. Soon afterward, Sol sits in the park feeding the pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol...."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in Heaven?"
"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.
Abe says, "Well, there is baseball in Heaven."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. Soon afterward, Sol sits in the park feeding the pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol...."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in Heaven?"
"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.
Abe says, "Well, there is baseball in Heaven."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."
Friday, 18 September 2009
LIVERPOOL HAS CHANGED CLUB SPONSOR!!
I noe many of u have knew this news a couple of days ago...
What a sad news for me indeed!!
why??
The Carlsberg sign in front of Liverpool's jersey will be replaced by Standard Charted Bank...
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the carlsberg sign is so suitable for the club!!I dun dare to imagine how the jersey will look like with Standard Charted...
Furthermore...I told u my brother juz bought me one from Anfiel T.T
18 years...why can't more than that?
anyway,on the bright side,the amount of sponsorship is huge...$80million man!!!
I hope Benitez will have more options in the transfer season next year!!!
LIVERPOOL ROCKS!!!!!!!
What a sad news for me indeed!!
why??
The Carlsberg sign in front of Liverpool's jersey will be replaced by Standard Charted Bank...
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the carlsberg sign is so suitable for the club!!I dun dare to imagine how the jersey will look like with Standard Charted...
Furthermore...I told u my brother juz bought me one from Anfiel T.T
18 years...why can't more than that?
anyway,on the bright side,the amount of sponsorship is huge...$80million man!!!
I hope Benitez will have more options in the transfer season next year!!!
LIVERPOOL ROCKS!!!!!!!
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