Happy Birthdayyyy

Today, 12th of May, is one big day. xD It's Soo Yin's birthday. Ahaha. We gave her a

special present, but sadly she didnt cry. Damn dissappointed la seriously. I still

remember what she gave me last year. The birthday card she gave me is damn

meaningful, wahaha, but i didnt cry also. xP Arrrghhh, Matthew Lim, you better let

me see you on holidays, if not you DIE !

Joker's Joke

wakakaka~
sorry for those who dunno mandarin.It is a mandarin joke.Can ask Jeff n Yanyi to translate.haha~



Matthew~I get my nudge tools scripts back...NSFP#1 A(H1N1) beware!

Hey hey hey. -.-

So freaking long didnt update edi ( as usual). Today is Wesak Day. So yeah, Happy

Wesak everyone.Today is kinda fun day. Soo yin was crazy about taylor swift's song and

MV. Non-stop playing the song and the MV. But true la. Taylor Swift so hot ! Right,

soo yin ? xD Matthew is coming back on holiday. Woohoo. Who want to go out that time ?

It's holiday and after exam edi. Dont give me stupid reasons saying you cant come. xD

Oh ya, yesterday the whole 3 Matahari was standing on the stage of tapak

perhimpunan for 1 period , except the prefects. Thanks to who ? Pn Lee Tsock Wah lo.

The reason she gave is that our class is dirty, bla bla. Its not fully our fault

also. Some sohais and bitches come in and simply throw rubbish around. Giving us

problems. But nevermind la, this helps me become more famous. Even the new form 3

student that just transfered to our school also know me after talking to him in a

buddhist centre today. Cool neh ? Oh ya, and a teacher that looks like Mojo-jojo

went into our class ytd. Pn Nora, our super funny bm teacher didnt come. So sad. The

mojo-jojo ah, seriously look damn funny somemore his actions like very lembut(aka

gay). xD me and wei yang keep on talk about him and i think he knows we are talking

bout him. End of post.

Yanyi.

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS to release Stress

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love.
_____________________________________________________________________

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
_____________________________________________________________________

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
_____________________________________________________________________

Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
_____________________________________________________________________

Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
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A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
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Wakakaka~XD



Matthew~Trying to Joke while drinking coke, drown in the water while thinking so.XD


muahahahaha

Ying Xiong Zi Bian英雄之辩

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*yo
*nite ya
*xD
*rmb our meeting
*wo hai ji de,wo men de yue ding
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*yo
*ma de
*zuo tian wang ji hai gan jiang
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*na li you
*ni mai gei yan yi video cam liao ma
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*ta pu yao
*ta jiang
*lau pa hui mai
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*ji shi mai?
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*ta you mai ke feng ma
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*ma de
*wo jaing er zi
*ji shi jiang er ji
*=.=
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*bu yao er ji
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*ta wei she me yao er zi?
*you lao po liao ma?
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*-.-
*dou jiang mai liao lo
*bu shi sheng
*shi mai
*hui bu hui
*bu hui shi bu shi
*ni kan
*jiu zhi dao ni bu hui
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*shou shuo wo bu hui?
*wo chi de yan bi ni chi de fan duo
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*-.-
*jiang ni.....
*HAI MEI SI AR?
*nan de lor...
*ehh
*yao bu yao deng bao zi
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*dang ran
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
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*hai mei si
*XD
*ehh save tis convo
*let yan yi c
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*yi ding hui yi ding hui
*wo hui fang shang bu luo ge
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*ke yi deng bao zi mah
*XD
*wo yao kuang zhong yao zu le
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*wah
*wo mei qian deng
*mei you mei you
*ni you zai duo qian ren jia ye bu yao deng
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*-.-
*wo qi shi yi jing you ban fa
*yao da qiang ying hang
*ke shi xiang bu tong nde shi
*da qiang shi
*yao bu yao na qian
*?
*ni shuo ne?
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*choi choi
*cai bu shi na qian
*na zhi piao
*zi piao shang mian hao ma bi jiang da
*ni hen ben
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*wo shi jue de , ru guo na liao horrr, hao xiang you dian shang tian li
*shuo yi wo kao lu, yao bu yao tou che zi
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*bu yong na lor
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*ke shi ba tou che zi shi mei ren fa xian
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*na zi piao
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*zi piao shang tian hai li lor
*shuo yi wo zai xiang
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*bu hui bu hui
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*na le che zhi
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*wo men na de shi zi
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*yao bu yao na qiang she bao an?
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*bu shi qian
*bu yao bu yao
*wo men na shui qiang pen ta de liao
**lain
**lian
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*=.=
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*wo men qu zhao ou ba ma
*jiao ta gei wo men qian
*yao bu ran qiu na shui qiang pen ta
*gao su ni la
*wo men san jian ke
*jiang de hua
*yao yong dan tian xi qi
*ran hou yong fei jiang chu lai
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*?
*yao yong dan tian xi qi
*mie lei ga?
*ehh
*deng yi xia jian
*lin zo ma yao chu yong shan
*bb
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*eh eh
*dan tian laa
*ni bu zhi dao ar
*dou shuo ni hen ben
*guo ran shi zhen de
*mei guan xi mei guan xi
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*swt
*dan tian wo zhi dao
*du zhi na bian
*na ge sensei hen ai de
*you qi shi nu sheng de
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*ji de yao yong fei jiang hua jiu shi le
*zhi dao ma?jie fei li?
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*bu zhi dao
*ji de
*rmb
*yao yong
*muz use
*fei jiang hua
*flying wat wat
*jiu shi le
*den ok liao
*fei jiang hua is wat
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*chuo chuo chuo
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*aiya
*ni man man jie shi
*wo chu yong shan xian
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*fei jiu shi ni hu xi de qi guan
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*8:30 zai la kan ni de hao xiao yang zi
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*fei...
*ke xue di yi ke
*ying wen jiu shi
*chuan shuo zhong de... .... LUNG!!!....
*hua yu jiao zhuo fei!!!
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*-.-
*ting ni luan luan fei
*XD
*jkjk
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*wahh
*ni hen huai
*ye hen ben
*zi ji yi zhi fei
*hai jiang ren jia fei
*oi
*jie wo ni di sejarah de essay
*na ge sejarah folio de
*elemen 3
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*ohh
*hao
*ni gan copy
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*ni xie hao le mei you
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*i blow up pinang island
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*hao la hao la
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*b4 my burfday i finish liao
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*jiang zi ye yao ji jiao
(M)Jeffrey~ sends:

(M) Open(*lt+P)
Jeffr*y~ says:
i tink tis 1
u chec kn c
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xiang dang nian quan bu wo jie *i *hao de

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*jiang zi ni quan bu wan cheng liao ar?
*wei
*!!!!!!
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*pi la
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*wahahahahaa
*wad?
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*she mo quan bu ni jie wo
*wo hen yong gong de ok?
*XD
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*yong gong fang pi ma
*ni zhuo wan le mei?
*zheng ge projek
*
You have just sent a nudge.
*
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*zuo wan le
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*zhen de?
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*yao send de hua wo bu zi dao yao send dao ji shi
*er qie wo bu dong dui bu dui
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*wa
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*wo yao chi yi dian jiao
*bu ran lao shi xian dong xian xi
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*you zai fang pi liao
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*ying wei keng han zuo dao xiang yi ben shu
*=.=
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*wo geo cha yao cao keng han de borang selidik
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*haha
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*jiu zuo wan le
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*wa
*KH ne?
*kesihatan ne?
*Civik ne?
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*-.-
*nal i dong
*kesihatan
*choi it dou so
*sivik new teacher sot de
*dun care
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*wo xiang gao shu ni
*yi huai xiao xi
*ni de karangan
*xu yao chong zhuo le
*xD
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*-.-
*wo zao lao sih de shuo fa zuo
*he bi chong zuo
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*ha?
*ni de zuo wen li ti le
*ni you kan ti mu de ma
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*na li you
*-.-
*patriotik patriotik
*mei you wen ti
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*na shuo...
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*ni shuo shuo
*na li li ti wor
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*wo gei ni kan ti mu
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*bangunan bersejarah mah
*na li you wen ti
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:

Play/stop Save as
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*dui dao bu neng dui liao lor
*XD
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*xD
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*ting bu dao la
*zai zhe li jiang
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*hao hao
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*wo kai metal ge dao hen da sheng
*ting bu dao de
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*ni guan xiao sheng
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*mei you wor
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*bagaimanakah pemeliharaan dan pemuliharaan bangunan bersejarah dapat memupuk semangat cinta akan warisan bangsa bla bla bla
*ni yi ge zi dou mei you ti dao
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*ohh
*2 bad
*lao shi mei gen wo men jiang
*shuo yi mei you wen ti
*XD
*wo check lao shi de zi
*mei you jiang dong xi
*lao shi yu shi pemeriksa de head
*so no prob
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*walao
*ni mei you na dao kao juan meh?
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*ehh
*dui hor
*omg
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*hai hao wo ti xing ni
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*ma del a
*mei you kan dao
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*yao bu ran...
*ni jiu chan le
*hai yao you wo zai
*jie fei li you jiu le
*ni yao gan xie wo
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*sobsob
*ni ar
*huai xiao xi yi da dui
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*ha ha ha ha
*wo ti xing ni
*ni dou hai mei shuo xie xie
*xD
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*XIE XIE DA GE
*LOL
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*bu ke qi bu ke qi
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*ehh
*wait me awhile
*i lend my sis com
*lol
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*ok
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*yan yi no on9 liao
*-.-
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*why?
*afterwards we use skype
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*he dun like u
*dun one come
*ehh
*skype can many together ar?
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*duno lor
*i hope can
*can can
*i found d!!!!
*can!!
*xD
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*can ar
*okok
*we get more ppl
*keng gai together
*XD
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*hu else??
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*duno
*soo yeng on9
*but busy
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*orh
*ask her see
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*sshe nv reply
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*me too
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*got more mou
Matthew Unlimited~Forever Musketeerz says:
*no le
*oi
*start now laa
*fast
*skype
(M)Jeffrey~ says:
*i tink i better go upstair skype
*afterm y parents think i siao
*brb


This is wad we chat about everytime we msn.xD wakaka~

Jeffrey And Matthew also known as musketeerz XD

FOREVER MUSKETEERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant stay away from her, but i cant live without them.

XD

Matthew~Musketeerz renew,reform,revolution.

Lame JOke 14

Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it
out to the mountains to fly it. He was cruising along a few hundred feet
above the treetops when he spots these two hunters down below.
He hollers and waves at them, trying to be sociable. Suddenly the hunters
look up and they both fire their double barrel shotguns at him.
When the hang glider was out of sight one of the hunters turns to the
other and says "What kinda bird you reckon that was?"
The other hunter replies "I don't rightly know, but I think we hit it.
"How's that?"
"You saw how fast he dropped that man he was caring, didn't ya?


wahhahaha~

Matthew