Joke from jeffrey. lol

Jeffrey told me a joke in school today. It goes like that.



Jeffrey's father: Jeffrey, help me send a sms to my friend to cancel my appointment with him tml.



Jeffrey grab his father's phone and type: My father is sick, so tml's appointment cancel, sry. Very sry.

The next day, jeffrey's father punya friend called. Jeffrey's father answered. Then his friend ask: So how's your father?

Jeffrey's father: Passed away long time ago.

Hahaha. funny leh.

After listening to this joke, i found out that Jeffrey is quite stupid.

Anyway, koperasi stinks !! Soo Mei and Derick cleaned up the so called vomit in koperasi. Lol. Actually is the ice cream melt d. Then the others just standing away from the 'vomit'.

Puan Lee is back !!

Posted by Yan yi.

Lame Joke 2 :强悍造句

１。题目：一边……一边……
小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。
老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？

２。题目：其中
小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？

３。题目：陆陆续续
小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？

４。题目：难过
小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语：老师更难过。。。

５。题目：又... 又...
小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语；你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗？

６。题目：你看
小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊!
老师批语：没看过。。。

７。题目 ：欣欣向荣
小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！

８。题目：好吃
小朋友写：好吃个屁。
老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。

９。题目：天真
小朋友写：今天真热。
老师批语：你真天真。

１０。题目：果然
小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。
老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。

１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。
小朋友写：先生，再见！
老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。

１２。题目：况且
小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况且。
老师批语：我死了算了。

Matthew~Unlimited~=D~我想就这样牵着你的手不放开能不能永远当着没有悲哀

My Sunday.

Yesterday, which is sunday, i went to The Curve, but not walking around there. I'm working

there yesterday. Lol. Since morning 10 i was there, and i work till 10 p.m. The time past like a

small snail. One minute is like two minute. Freaking sien. So I sms here sms there, because there

is no customer. Some of them just come and ask for the price, then sayonara. Memang like that

wan la, the price of the tie so freaking expensive, rob bank will be faster la. The money of the tie

is just like the taxi charge mention by Jeffrey at Pudu Raya. XD. So i made two friends in the

place. One is philipine, one is Chinese. The chinese one is a funny guy. Haha.

After the whole day i've been working, i got my first bucket of 60 bucks. =.=' Better than nothing

la. I told my parents that i regret sitting there wasting my time which is worth more than 60

bucks. T.T time come back !!!!

Btw, i discovered a new eye disease called word blind. Haha. I found i have this eye problem

when i see melamine into melanie in Wen Qi's blog. Hahahaha.

YY.

Holidays!!!!!!!!

Wah!!Happy holidays again!!

Selamat~ zit zit zit ~Hari Raya~ zit zit zit!!haha.today Jeffrey n Yan Yi sang to all the teachers who cm in our class.

2day ar...not bad lo...coz got 1 week holidays ma. Perharps is quite happy la. Duno~hope can concentrate on doing projeks n dun think about school days.Although still got 5 weeks time we could see each other in dis year, or a life time.

Pn Lee left oredi. Hope she all the best in Bukit Bintang. And Pn Lee,that day u pointed the table at our class corridor n asked 'what is that?' wif ur usual high tone. Now I answer you, it is a table or u can call it a desk.XD

ya,must appreciate ppl around. When they leave u only regret is too too late~~

Hope we have enough time to gather and fooling around.

Matthew~The Unlimited

Tired!!

AHHH juz got back from school n gues wat??

PROJECTS PROJECTS PROJECTS!!!

!!!

Guess wat?? Tday a whole group of Sultan Abdul Samad students came to our school for ninja training, it was a very nice memory in all the little ninja's mind~

I) Uncle Kaci the big big guy, sparring dam scary, the way the talk dam scary , but den personality em cho XD

II) Uncle Brian (dai lou of SAS gang) wahh he spar wif quak until here injured thr injured, here bleed thr bleed, intresting match!! i oso kena dabao by him within 5 SEC!!! T.T

III) Matthew got beat up by sensei as usual~ but den tis time, when sensei pulled his hair, his whole neck went "CRECK!!" XD well it didint came off , so lucky u mathew!! XD

haizz gtg do sejarah projek edi!! haha haf to save sum money to buy guitar stand,so cannot pay for starbuckz edi but den thrz nothing to fear, yanyi will belanja n matthew will pay, gud le!!

Poor Little Bu4 ninja~ Jeffrey XP

Wall.E

Hahahaha, i found a Wall.E with matthew in my class. Right? hahaha. Damn yeng, human

version of Wall.E . We tested it very well. And it is still functioning well. Haha. Matthew say need

more this type of people in this earth to reduce pollutions. This idea not bad. Lol. If u wanna noe

who is the Wall.E, find out urself la. Maybe we 2 will tell u one day, someday !! Anyway, my life

was so boring. I miss Bin Hao's birthday. Hahaha. I wanna get a Wii. Its so nice. Haha. It burns

fat. XD. But my dreams wont come true. Besides that, i prefer a mh 103 Qm than a Wii. Lol.

Yanyi.