Lame Joke 25

Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said,

"Lady, I haven't eaten in three days."

"Force yourself" she replied.


=.="

LOLLIPOP by Nam Ron

The title of the 14th video make me strongly remind of a person...

Life still goes on, my heart will go on too...

Anyway,girls,please dun stupid enough to trust a person with a lollipop in his hand...or a person with a pack of tissue papers (yess Jeffrey, I am referring to you.) XD

For boys, Jeffrey should be the most trusted friend. I feel so.You want to share,he is there;you want to listen,he is there;you want to bully,he is there;and you want to cry,he has lots of tissues.XD

Synopsis
A haunting portrayal of a pedophile preparing to hunt, interspersed with metaphors on the state of Malaysian politics.

Lame Joke 24

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone,

"Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.

However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"


hahahahaha~

How could this be possible??

Alamak!!Arsenal was defeated by Manchester City!!Oh no!!

How could this be possible?

Indeed it could be,after the club threw such a large money in the transfer season last summer.They are equip with many top players.

But,does many top players mean you can get the title?It seems so, but not at all.Some top players will eventually leave because they have no chance to play on the field.They are too many players,and of coz all can't play together at once.Many will leave after they sit on the bench for the entire season.

However,I really hope that MC can win the next match(against MU!!).XD

At last,Liverpool woke up!!Scored 4 last week.Good job man!!Keep it up!!


YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!!!




Matthew-supportor of Liverpool.

HEALTHY PARANOIA by Khairil M. Bahar

So...do you concern about your health?Do you scared of the scary pictures printed on the cigaretts??

Do watch this 13th of the 15Malaysia.Exclusive presentation to the minister of health(not hell).

Synopsis
An over-zealous public relations consultant advises the current minister of health how to discourage unhealthy lifestyles in Malaysia.

"The Rakyat need to know this Sir!!We have to inform them!!"

DUIT KECIL by Johan John

This is the 11th video,3 more left.

Synopsis
A man finds himself without small change in a cheap brothel. Many arguments ensue and problems faced by the Malaysian common man are discussed humorously.




Remember to bring some change wherever u go.XD