This is the fifth video.Is damn lame, I never see anyone use a machine gun to kill a chicken before.XD
So what does Halal mean?
Synopsis
A very silly slapstick comedy demonstrating the proper Islamic way to slaughter chicken.
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
Monday, 24 August 2009
Lame Joke 19
Take Off My Clothes
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told me to take off her skirt.
Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.
HAHAHAHAHA
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told me to take off her skirt.
Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.
HAHAHAHAHA
HOUSE by Linus Chung
This is the fourth video of the 15. The story is quite sad...but is true and happens among us. The Indian boy is so pity, you can see his sad and puzzled face when his teacher keep reassuring him "Do you know wat is a dream house? A house that you wish to stay in the future?" during his presentation. In the beginning he is so proud to tell that the house is built by his own father.However when school dismissed his model is trampled by a rich chinese guy. In the mean time, his staying little wooden house is demolished by government for new construction.
Synopsis
An Indian boy is asked to build a model of his house at school. A tale on the social economic plight faced by many Malaysians.
Synopsis
An Indian boy is asked to build a model of his house at school. A tale on the social economic plight faced by many Malaysians.
Saturday, 22 August 2009
The First Day of Holidays
Today I woke up at 7.30am.The weather was cloudy and soon there was a down pour. I took a bath and got dressed. Arrive at Tanjung tution centre at 9. I participated a seminar for B.Melayu karangan there. Michael Ng was the speaker name. I think he is quite old, and he keep asking us to remember his name, boasting that Michael Jordan, Michael Phelps, Michael Owen, Michael Jackson and Michael Schumacher all followed his name -.-
I found that perharps he could crap better than us. 3 hours seminar he crap for 2 hours, half an hour was used to welcome us with all kind of languages and dialects, Mandarin, English , Bahasa, Tamil, Japanese, French, German, Hainanese, Hokkien, Teochew, Cantonese......
The half an hour left was occupied with songs he sang to entertain us. So after the seminar ended, I went to TCH badminton court to play badminton.
Remember last time the short prefect I have mentioned? The one who cant finish Wan Tan Mee one. He ar, total irresponsible, probably affected by the Potion sitting next to him in school. I asked him to complete his part of the Chinese Project a month ago. Besides, I remind and remind him every week like an alarm clock ringing on time. He delayed and delayed the time he should pass up. At last ytd was the last day of the semester, he took out paper and pen and HE DID IT IN FRONT OF ME WEI!!!
I nearly got heartfailure. Thought he finished d ages ago. Unfortunately, the discipline teacher summoned all prefects and asked them to carry a tin to collect donation for Salvation Army. He was not in class for the whole day. That's mean he cant finish it in class.
At night, he phoned me to do the rest of the project by my own. This time I was lucky, just fainted. Never see a prefect like that wei, even Wei Yang is a lot better than him.
Here I wish all of our fans and supporters and readers and admirers and friends and brothers and sisters have a very happy happy holidays.XD
Matthew
I found that perharps he could crap better than us. 3 hours seminar he crap for 2 hours, half an hour was used to welcome us with all kind of languages and dialects, Mandarin, English , Bahasa, Tamil, Japanese, French, German, Hainanese, Hokkien, Teochew, Cantonese......
The half an hour left was occupied with songs he sang to entertain us. So after the seminar ended, I went to TCH badminton court to play badminton.
Remember last time the short prefect I have mentioned? The one who cant finish Wan Tan Mee one. He ar, total irresponsible, probably affected by the Potion sitting next to him in school. I asked him to complete his part of the Chinese Project a month ago. Besides, I remind and remind him every week like an alarm clock ringing on time. He delayed and delayed the time he should pass up. At last ytd was the last day of the semester, he took out paper and pen and HE DID IT IN FRONT OF ME WEI!!!
I nearly got heartfailure. Thought he finished d ages ago. Unfortunately, the discipline teacher summoned all prefects and asked them to carry a tin to collect donation for Salvation Army. He was not in class for the whole day. That's mean he cant finish it in class.
At night, he phoned me to do the rest of the project by my own. This time I was lucky, just fainted. Never see a prefect like that wei, even Wei Yang is a lot better than him.
Here I wish all of our fans and supporters and readers and admirers and friends and brothers and sisters have a very happy happy holidays.XD
Matthew
Friday, 21 August 2009
Lame Joke 18
The Statues
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I herby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
And with that command, the statues came to life, smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.
The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head."
wakaka
XD
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I herby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
And with that command, the statues came to life, smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.
The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head."
wakaka
XD
Lame Joke 17
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali
and asked that he fasten his seat belt.
"Superman don't need no seat belt," Ali growled.
"Well, Superman," the stewardess replied, "don't need no airplane!"
and asked that he fasten his seat belt.
"Superman don't need no seat belt," Ali growled.
"Well, Superman," the stewardess replied, "don't need no airplane!"
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