Lame Joke 8

At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded
to investigations into the basketball team by suspending any
basketball player who wasn't maintaining a passing average.
Furious, the coach came storming into the dean's office,
followed by one of his star players.

"You can't keep him from playing!" the coach roared. "We won't
win this weekend without him!"

"I don't care," the dean said. "Things have gotten out of hand at
this college."

"What do you mean, out of hand?" the coach demanded.

"I'll show you what I mean," the dean said. He turned to the
basketball player and said, "Tell me,how much is six times
seven?"

The player thought for several seconds. Then he said, "Thirty-
one?"

The dean turned to the coach and said, "I rest my case."

"Oh, come on now," the coach said. "Why are you making
such a big deal of it? After all, he only missed it by one."


Matthew~Unlimited~Bulbasaur!!I choose you!!Relax before the exams~

Funny.

Today, our class was intruded by a form 5. hahaha. She came in our class but no

teacher realise that she is a form 5. XD. I think most of you all know who is the

form 5. freaking funny. She went in the wrong class, somemore talk to those people

in my class for very long. Matthew, the form 5 de face very thick hor ? haha. Exam

is coming soon. Fast come, fast go. yeah! I study in a slow speed. T.T not like

others, so damn fast. Anybody wants sejarah exercise ? haha. a very stupid exercise.

Berapa harga buku teks sejarah ? XP

Off to study.

Yanyi

lame joke 7

Tombstone Epitaph
In a London, England cemetery:
Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767
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Wakaka~hahaha~damn funny la u,babasaw~=.=
three jokes for u Yan Yi!!!as ur birthday gift from me!!!

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lame joke 6:Wall Street Terminology

With the meltdown on Wall Street, it's important for even ordinary citizens to understand the terminology bankers and brokers use. Here's a start.


CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer


CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer



wakaka~hahaha

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lame joke 5: the wrong way

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there''s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"



Wakaka~hahaha

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Happy Saturday

hahahaha~wakakaka
I m so happy today~actually I happy every day wan la...no chance for me to sad~
well, school gonna reopen~still haven finished study~haha xD~~Yan Yi almost finished his studies d,see he so hardworking.msn wif him oso like no mood to joke d.Different from me,I oways joke n joke n joke~coz i juz noe how to joke onli.xD

Ohya!!!Happy birthday to u!Yan Yi!!
Hope i m the 1st to wish u!!


Happy~shalala

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