lame joke 4: Mexican Smuggler

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard stops him and says, "What''s in the bags?"


"Sand," answered Juan.


The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.

He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.


The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.


A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"


"Sand," says Juan.


The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.


This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.


"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"


Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."


Hahaahaha~wakakakaka
Matthew~Unlimited~Moving forward~forever smile

Big mess.

Today i got nothing to do, so went to clean up the study room. I start with a cabinet full of rubbish (old exam papers).So i just took them out and see which one i want and i dont want. Lol. While arranging, i found some paper related about form 1 sejarah. And a paper given by our temporary sejarah teacher during form 1. Any of you remember encik maniarasu or something lidat. Hahahaha. The one with high pants and always wear dark shirts. XD. And he always say Satu, Dua, Tiga with a weird sound and funny finger action. hahaha.

Damn, my study room is so messy. T.T i go arrange it. Bye.

Yanyi.

The cbox has dissappeared ! dunno why. i juz change the template, then the cbox is gone. No worries, cbox will be back soon. Our technical manager- Jeffrey Lee will be fixing it. Lol. Thankyou for your cooperation.

Yanyi.

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~卜学亮~曲:黄舒骏词:武雄 阿亮编:钟兴民 屠颖
Yan yi and Jeffrey,see the song writer name~xD.Soo Yeng gt 1 brother leh!!

孔子的中心思想是个仁
仁的表现是 己欲立而立人
己欲达而达人 己所不欲他勿施于人
如以仁为本体 表现在具体的行为上
come on everybody一起来
对父母为孝 对兄弟为悌
对朋友为信 对国家为忠
对人则有爱心

我～亮子的中心思想是个why
why的表现是 搞不懂就问人
搞得懂就答人 没有人懂还可以问神
如以why为本体表现在具体的生活上
come on everybody一起来
要懂得推理 要心存怀疑
要充满好奇 要钜细靡遗
要打破砂锅问到底
oh! my god
我听不懂 看不懂 学不懂 都不懂
究竟谁对谁错
人生多美 爱情多痛
please tell me please
生命有太多疑惑
help me help me babeoh!
不要让我自己去摸索
有了车子想要房子
有了妻子想要马子
有了银子想要位子
有了位子拿了架子
搞了圈子使了性子
铁了胆子忘了老子
什么原因谁人会知
先管面子再管里子
先填肚子再补脑子
先端架子再a银子
先兜圈子再想点子
先捅篓子再找路子
先出乱子再闪条子!
这款人生敢有未来
搞栋房子搞一辈子
停个车子一推单子
挑个担子叫破嗓子
凡夫俗子没有法子
卷起袖子迈开步子
半个傻子一条汉子!
何必怨叹这个时代
撇撇轮子串串门子
上上馆子补补身子
碰碰钉子找找乐子
想想法子混混日子
照照镜子刮刮胡子
打打拍子哼哼曲子!
阮嘛共款逍遥自在
oh! my god
我听不懂 看不懂 学不懂 都不懂
究竟谁对谁错
人生多美 爱情多痛
please tell me please
生命有太多疑惑
help me help me babeoh!
让我知道如何去选择
一间房子两床被子
三面窗子四张椅子
收起爪子拉开帘子
嗑嗑瓜子想想点子
打着拍子唱着曲子
两把刷子好过日子!
轻轻松松笑笑咳咳
先打底子再摆摊子
先看例子再拿耗子
先照镜子再讲面子
先插旗子再给样子
不管汉子还是鬼子
不管老子还是小子!
脚踏实地才有未来
孔子孟子老子庄子
男子女子黑子白子
游子浪子胖子瘦子
正人君子梁上君子
天王老子毛头小子
天之骄子孤臣孽子!
大家共款拢是人才
不当俗子不做判子
不干头子不当痞子
不充胖子不装样子
不耍性子不搞圈子
不扣帽子不抬轿子
不卖关子不碰钉子!
欢乐人生逍遥自在
oh! my god
我听不懂 看不懂 学不懂 都不懂
究竟谁对谁错
人生多美 爱情多痛
please tell me please
生命有太多疑惑
help me help me babeoh!
我只想要简单的快乐
孔子的中心思想是个仁 仁的表现是
己欲立而立人 己欲达而达人己
所不欲他勿施于人
如以仁为本体 表现在具体的行为上
come on everybody一起来
对父母为孝 对兄弟为悌
对朋友为信 对国家为忠
对人则有爱心
我～亮子的中心思想是个why
why的表现是
搞不懂就问人 搞得懂就答人
没有人懂还可以问神
如以why为本体 表现在具体的生活上
come on everybody一起来
要懂得推理 要心存怀疑
要充满好奇 要钜细靡遗
要打破砂锅问到底

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安子~Matthew~Unlimited:BABASAW!!I C-H-O-O-S-E YOU!!~不再难过~友谊万岁!!

Bored.

Jeffrey, look familiar mou ?

My dream guitar. Lol.

Custom made guitar. Damn cool

Damn boring leh. I got nothing to do on holidays. Jeffrey busy pulling business. XD Matthew

enjoy his sushi life. I enjoy nothing. T.T Sien sien sien sien sien sien. Feel like banging the

wall.What i've try to read cant go in my mind. Now i'm so nervous of final. Walao. Got nothing to

post leh.

Yanyi. the bored one

There is one week of holidays, and i have no plans. My onli plan is to onli complete the two songs,

and study. But the first song isnt complete yet. Now i onli start with geografi, others all bye bye.

T.T

Anyway, PMR is coming real real soon. Lol

Good Luck to :

Zu Kuan, Chee Fai, Sheng Hao, Su Jane, Xian Qi, Wen Yew, Choong Yean, Pik San, Timothy

Wong, and many people which i can squeeze them out of my brain for now. Lol. Sry. Aiya, good

luck to all form 3 la. Remember when u get straight A's belanja me makan ar. Lol.

Thx for the present, Jeffrey and Matthew. Gan Dong (gantung) neh. haha

YanYi