啊哈，惨淡的新年过去了，天公诞好像比较热闹+隆重。开学一星期元气还没恢复，懒懒散散地，听课的时候左耳进右耳出，看书的时候左眼进右眼出，读书的时候上唇进下唇出。
呕，差点忘了～芮菁笑姐生日快乐！！愿你年年有今日，祝你岁岁有今朝!福如东海，寿比南山！笑口常开你是有的了,只不过··· ···算了，奥，我又失忆了，实在很抱歉。喔呀，你也可以学开车了。XD
好啦，够了。是时候进入正题了！
虽然我并不是处女车手（你看我早就嚷着老爸教我的腊！），但是还是对学车这一门学问有着浓厚的兴趣。到什么程度呢？差一点半夜睡不着,差一点而已喔。
谁知，当我们一行人浩浩荡荡地抵达目的地时（中学了，对不起，就算椰树摇得再妩媚我也不想写），我的噩梦就开始了。我竟然被赶下车。
请全神贯注，摒住呼吸，洗耳恭听。一段惊险的旅程开始咯：
我和Angie闲来无事在counter聊天，聊到一半被那个印度同胞骂：“Kamu mau sembang ke!?”
这句开场白就掀开了我可怜的学车日记。
此位印度同胞，身高比我矮两个头，由于说话大声无礼缺耐性，本人敢断定他单身。他并没有自我介绍，我们就叫他··· ···Mutu吧。
Mutu似乎和我有不解之缘，但更像不共戴天。偏偏我就给他选中来教，和一个我不认识的女生，也不懂她叫虾米，Mutu叫她Ah Moi。Angie 和淑芬的姐姐同组。
对了对了，偷偷告诉你喔，他们教车的对你似乎信心满满，以为你是Michael Schumacher，一上车就会漂移，别梦想他们会像小时候teacher握着你温柔的小手写A to Z。
Ah Moi 先学，我坐后面。她真的很可怜，连椅子都不会调，Mutu说："Tekan clutch",说了几遍她还犹豫不决。好不容易踩了踩，Mutu又说:"Tekan dalam lah!",可怜的她反应没像我酱快，看起来是懂非懂。好心的我便对她说踩到完。
Mutu竟然不爽！应该是早上泻肚子。
"Sekarang kamu ajar atau saya ajar?kamu mahu ajar mari duduk sini lah!buat apa kacau!har!har!har!har!har!kamu keluar pergi duduk sana!"
-______________-
冷到。
就这样，本人从来没有被老师逐出课室，但他也不算老师，车也不是课室，所以他没有break我的record，too bad Mutu.
到我开的时候，我要绑带他说TakPayah.Grrrrr,papaya 就有啦 tak payah.
我的驾车技术是不容质疑的。
不是因为我聪明（虽然我明明就是，哈哈），乃是因为我得到我行走江湖多年老爸的真传。
所以我说，我的驾车技术绝对不可质疑，连Mutu也不能。XD
Mutu找呀找，始终都在找错处骂我，too bad 他找不到。最后就让我炸到的是他竟然虾米都骂，连转sterling慢也骂，快一点也骂。
喔呀，要一个更炸到的是：
"eh! eh! dayu!dayu!"
"har......"
"dayu lah!!Pijak minyak!kamu tahu Cina ke!!"
"打油ah?打油maksud masuk minyak lah!pijak minyak ialah 踩油!"
=.=lll
我说Mutu，会一点点华语不要讲到好像我不懂酱，还有，brush up your mandarin lah!
在找不到mistake的情况下，只要我一死火就被骂。Ah Moi比我更凄惨，被骂到像狗酱。"kamu tahu bahasa melayu kah!apalah you!bla bla bla!dengar lah!!bla bla bla!"
三个小时的practical，我做了三set的U-turn和sideparking罢了，剩下的时间AhMoi需要多多练习，也被骂到哽咽了。
Angie也好不到那里去，但没有我的Mutu酱厉害骂人。凯杰的最好，没有骂人，还当他是弟弟。
故事暂停，却还没有结束。
老爸说下次见机行事，不要酱鸡婆，还有大声骂回他，他就怕了。
XD
哎哟，不错哦！
Saturday, 12 February 2011
Saturday, 5 February 2011
‘兔’飞猛进！不‘兔’不快！
啊哈，当耳边响起‘正月初一头一天，家家户户过新年··· ···’这首老到几乎快被人遗忘的新年歌时，我却苦在家里的一隅面对四四方方的屏幕发愣，微笑，大笑，苦笑，冷笑，笑笑最后KI笑。after that,才不小心地瞄到日历 ：现在还是新年hor。
想到今年爱死屁阉，遇到谁都祝我考到全科甲加加，就连阿狗阿猫叫起来都像是在鼓励我，是很感人的。邻居们更不用说了，新年假期里怕我太早睡没读书，鞭炮放到三更半夜。哇老，如果我能在酱吵的环境下读书，更加能在这样的环境下睡觉了啦。一定是没有经历过战争，才会故意模拟战争的effect。Anyway,我这样骂他们好像很无辜，还有点忘恩负义thim，他们只是好心想要帮帮我。好吧，多谢啦，总之不要让你们失望就是了，学业来个兔飞猛进！
已经淡薄的新年气氛，再加上考试即将来临的心情，我们是在过年吗？
噢，这句话我已重复N次了，非死不可（facebook)一次，双周记又写一次，现在再写一次。
总觉得今年我说过的话比往年少太多太多，嗯，要怎么衡量话呢？就用公升吧，既然我们话说多了口水会变少，看看一天喝多少再减掉尿量就大概可以算得出了吧。
当然，这只是我个人的意见。或许还可以申请专利权呢。
兔年啊兔年，想要好好吵吵闹闹玩玩乐乐兔过这兔年，却又想要读几页书；俯在书桌时又觉得如此过年实在太对不起兔崽子了。人生有时就是这么的矛盾。
有些事情是不兔不快的。就像是·············
欧，我忘了，等我再恢复记忆时再悄悄告诉你吧。最近老是失忆十分钟，考爱死屁阉时别这样就好了。
打着、打着，年假也快过了，跑得比兔子还快哦。过年嘛，通常都会有新希望，虽然刚刚过了西方元旦，新年愿望还是要许的。
就来个学业‘兔非猛进’吧。
再来个学业‘兔非猛进’啦。
就在此向大伙儿拜个晚年：恭祝各界身体健康，万事如意。
后记：初次用华文写博客。哎哟，不错哦！
XD
想到今年爱死屁阉，遇到谁都祝我考到全科甲加加，就连阿狗阿猫叫起来都像是在鼓励我，是很感人的。邻居们更不用说了，新年假期里怕我太早睡没读书，鞭炮放到三更半夜。哇老，如果我能在酱吵的环境下读书，更加能在这样的环境下睡觉了啦。一定是没有经历过战争，才会故意模拟战争的effect。Anyway,我这样骂他们好像很无辜，还有点忘恩负义thim，他们只是好心想要帮帮我。好吧，多谢啦，总之不要让你们失望就是了，学业来个兔飞猛进！
已经淡薄的新年气氛，再加上考试即将来临的心情，我们是在过年吗？
噢，这句话我已重复N次了，非死不可（facebook)一次，双周记又写一次，现在再写一次。
总觉得今年我说过的话比往年少太多太多，嗯，要怎么衡量话呢？就用公升吧，既然我们话说多了口水会变少，看看一天喝多少再减掉尿量就大概可以算得出了吧。
当然，这只是我个人的意见。或许还可以申请专利权呢。
兔年啊兔年，想要好好吵吵闹闹玩玩乐乐兔过这兔年，却又想要读几页书；俯在书桌时又觉得如此过年实在太对不起兔崽子了。人生有时就是这么的矛盾。
有些事情是不兔不快的。就像是·············
欧，我忘了，等我再恢复记忆时再悄悄告诉你吧。最近老是失忆十分钟，考爱死屁阉时别这样就好了。
打着、打着，年假也快过了，跑得比兔子还快哦。过年嘛，通常都会有新希望，虽然刚刚过了西方元旦，新年愿望还是要许的。
就来个学业‘兔非猛进’吧。
再来个学业‘兔非猛进’啦。
就在此向大伙儿拜个晚年：恭祝各界身体健康，万事如意。
后记：初次用华文写博客。哎哟，不错哦！
XD
Wednesday, 2 February 2011
Chinese New Year Eve
So this year's Chinese New Year came early. This year's is quite a different Chinese New Year for me, because my father's side won't gather together for reunion dinner,as one of my cousins passed away last year.
Whole day I will be staying with my mother's side relatives.
Jit Ming holds a party as usual at her home. I will try to spend some time to attend.
ARGH!
After Chinese New Year will be first term exam!
Let us lost our memory for 10 minutes to forget about the disastrous fact that exam is just around the corner, indeed this is CHINESE NEW YEAR!!
Eat more!Study less!
GONG XI FA CAI!
Whole day I will be staying with my mother's side relatives.
Jit Ming holds a party as usual at her home. I will try to spend some time to attend.
ARGH!
After Chinese New Year will be first term exam!
Let us lost our memory for 10 minutes to forget about the disastrous fact that exam is just around the corner, indeed this is CHINESE NEW YEAR!!
Eat more!Study less!
GONG XI FA CAI!
Monday, 31 January 2011
Back to Birthday 2011
Yeah~finally get my pictures transferred to computer. So I can now convert the unforgettable memory of my birthday into words in this blog post.=)
Aha, first of all, I want to express my deepest gratitude to Angie Loh, who accompanied and counted down with me from 10pm the previous day to my birthday, and also the same until my birthday ended.Sounds touching right?She actually did count with me, we crapped a lot during the nights.She was the first one that warmed my heart during the chilling night.
At 12am 27/01/2011, my phone in silent mode kept buzzing, indicating that birthday wishes were received. Thanks to those who purposely waited until the time, or accidentally woke up in the middle of the night ( sorry for disturbing your dreams). Sumei phoned me up, and guess what!She sang birthday song to me in English and Bahasa. HAHA.
In the morning at school. Hui Wen came to wish me happy Birthday with a fake sunflower and a big poster!!She must have sacriface her sleep to complete that awesome masterpiece. THANK YOU VERY MUCH COUSIN!Sumei gave me a thing with a heart on it, (she called it rose), she requested me to wear it for 24hours so I tried my best to fulfill it, just took it off during assembly. Itik gave me a small piece of eraser which I don't know she picked up at where. She put it in mentos plastic. I bet it's Yan Fen's idea. -_______-
Many Unexpected things happened that day, couldn't convert them literally due to time shortage and poor language.
After school, my buddy, Jingxue held a birthday celebration for me with the help of Joshua, Chen Xin, Zhen Jie, Soo Hou, Lynn, Jamine, Seok Hui, Hui Wen and Sumei. We set up a fire to BBQ at Koperasi Lama. THANK YOU GUYS FOR WILLING TO TAKE THE RISK OF BURNING UP THE SCHOOL TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY!
At Night, I went out for dinner with family and my dearest grandma.XD
P.S, I wonder what happened with the photo uploader, I can't upload the photos. I will try to fix it ASAP.Thanks.
Aha, first of all, I want to express my deepest gratitude to Angie Loh, who accompanied and counted down with me from 10pm the previous day to my birthday, and also the same until my birthday ended.Sounds touching right?She actually did count with me, we crapped a lot during the nights.She was the first one that warmed my heart during the chilling night.
At 12am 27/01/2011, my phone in silent mode kept buzzing, indicating that birthday wishes were received. Thanks to those who purposely waited until the time, or accidentally woke up in the middle of the night ( sorry for disturbing your dreams). Sumei phoned me up, and guess what!She sang birthday song to me in English and Bahasa. HAHA.
In the morning at school. Hui Wen came to wish me happy Birthday with a fake sunflower and a big poster!!She must have sacriface her sleep to complete that awesome masterpiece. THANK YOU VERY MUCH COUSIN!Sumei gave me a thing with a heart on it, (she called it rose), she requested me to wear it for 24hours so I tried my best to fulfill it, just took it off during assembly. Itik gave me a small piece of eraser which I don't know she picked up at where. She put it in mentos plastic. I bet it's Yan Fen's idea. -_______-
Many Unexpected things happened that day, couldn't convert them literally due to time shortage and poor language.
After school, my buddy, Jingxue held a birthday celebration for me with the help of Joshua, Chen Xin, Zhen Jie, Soo Hou, Lynn, Jamine, Seok Hui, Hui Wen and Sumei. We set up a fire to BBQ at Koperasi Lama. THANK YOU GUYS FOR WILLING TO TAKE THE RISK OF BURNING UP THE SCHOOL TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY!
At Night, I went out for dinner with family and my dearest grandma.XD
P.S, I wonder what happened with the photo uploader, I can't upload the photos. I will try to fix it ASAP.Thanks.
Friday, 28 January 2011
One day after My Birthday!
Yesterday I was so ecstatic because of my birthday!I will blog about it next week with a lot of pictures!Glad that I brought my camera to capture the most touching and warm happy moment.XD
And the ecstatic feelings seemed to have continue until today.Many were still wishing me belated birthday wishes.=) My mood was as mass-less as clouds, floating here and there.hahaha.
Today we had a motivation talk in the hall. The speaker put us into a test :"How can you join 9 points ( like 3 times 3 cube arrangment) with 4 continuous straight line?"
I heard it and had done it sometimes before but I couldn't remember it. The hint is you can extend the line out of the given points. :) The message he wanted to bring out was we must always think out of the box in this strong competence world.
He continued :"How can you join all the points with one line?" While we were discussing, I simply blurted out aiya just use one wider pen point to wipe all the points lah!They all laughed as you know the very best thing I know is kidding and make fun and my imagination has no limits (not in arts though,arts requires creativity but not imagination.).
However, he revealed the his answer as using one big brush and brush all the points out. HAHAHAHA!This time I laughed.But I have no confidence (with some humble feelings) to raise my hand up to tell my answer before that.
In fact, I learnt 3 important things and lessons in this new year:
1) Don't say you have no time, as the saying goes, TIME IS LIKE CLEAVAGE, SQUEEZE IT AND THAT'S IT (时间就像乳沟，挤一挤就有了).
2) Think Out of the Box. Use your kidney to think.
3) Crapping is a good thing to do.XD Speaking non-revelant stuff can brainstorm your imagination, making something impossible to possible. Remember the case I just shared?haha.Lame right?Use your lung to talk. (用肺讲话，讲废话).
Once again, Happy Birthday to Matthew Boy!!Cute and laugh forever!May you have full A+ in SPM!May whatever you lay your hands on prosper!!!!!
AMEN!
And the ecstatic feelings seemed to have continue until today.Many were still wishing me belated birthday wishes.=) My mood was as mass-less as clouds, floating here and there.hahaha.
Today we had a motivation talk in the hall. The speaker put us into a test :"How can you join 9 points ( like 3 times 3 cube arrangment) with 4 continuous straight line?"
I heard it and had done it sometimes before but I couldn't remember it. The hint is you can extend the line out of the given points. :) The message he wanted to bring out was we must always think out of the box in this strong competence world.
He continued :"How can you join all the points with one line?" While we were discussing, I simply blurted out aiya just use one wider pen point to wipe all the points lah!They all laughed as you know the very best thing I know is kidding and make fun and my imagination has no limits (not in arts though,arts requires creativity but not imagination.).
However, he revealed the his answer as using one big brush and brush all the points out. HAHAHAHA!This time I laughed.But I have no confidence (with some humble feelings) to raise my hand up to tell my answer before that.
In fact, I learnt 3 important things and lessons in this new year:
1) Don't say you have no time, as the saying goes, TIME IS LIKE CLEAVAGE, SQUEEZE IT AND THAT'S IT (时间就像乳沟，挤一挤就有了).
2) Think Out of the Box. Use your kidney to think.
3) Crapping is a good thing to do.XD Speaking non-revelant stuff can brainstorm your imagination, making something impossible to possible. Remember the case I just shared?haha.Lame right?Use your lung to talk. (用肺讲话，讲废话).
Once again, Happy Birthday to Matthew Boy!!Cute and laugh forever!May you have full A+ in SPM!May whatever you lay your hands on prosper!!!!!
AMEN!
Wednesday, 26 January 2011
HAPPY SEVENTH!
yeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
15 mins to go.
I am of age!I am qualified to drive!I-AM-A-MAN!
SUPER-MAN
SPIDER-MAN
BAT-MAN
IRON-MAN
BOMBER-MAN
ROCK-MAN
IP-MAN
but....
NOT CICAK-MAN LAH.
XD
My wish for this year is getting full A+ and earn a great scholarship!!
MAY MY DREAMS COME TRUE!
15 mins to go.
I am of age!I am qualified to drive!I-AM-A-MAN!
SUPER-MAN
SPIDER-MAN
BAT-MAN
IRON-MAN
BOMBER-MAN
ROCK-MAN
IP-MAN
but....
NOT CICAK-MAN LAH.
XD
My wish for this year is getting full A+ and earn a great scholarship!!
MAY MY DREAMS COME TRUE!
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