Pirates of Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides

Captain Jack Sparrow returns!!

Last Friday after Physics tuition, Mr Tham Jingxue had a priviledge to be my first passenger since I got my driving licence.XD He himself felt so honoured. haha.



It was a short journey, he came to my home to plan programme for the next day. After we got things done, we switched on the computer and watched the trailer of the exciting Pirates 4. I was longing to watch it on screen, and the comments from Rou Yi them were not bad.



So right after Jingxue went back and my dearest super cool brother came back from work. I asked him to bring me out to watch it.



WOW!He was so cool!Normally he would lay face down on the bed once reached home. That day he walked extra 3 rounds around the little space of living hall.



FIRST STAGE : GETTING A DRIVER PASS



Next stage, I need to get her majesty my mother's permission, just like The British got the order from the Queen to search the Fountain of Life in the movie.



Well of course, second stage is always much harder than first stage. However, my dearest super cool brother helped me. He told my mom about it. And to my surprise, my mom allowed me to go!!It's so amazing, I can't believe I did not need to use any weapons like begging, crying and even promising. She wouldn't agree so fast everytime when I want to go outing with friends, but this time, just my bro and me, wanted to go out at 9pm spontaneously, she nodded her head.



HOORRAAYY!!



My super cool brother and I reached there at 9.30pm, we bought 10:10pm's tickets. The reason I kept on prasing my bro is because he was willing to bring me to Sunway.haha.



Okay Okay, let's talk about the movie now.





Jack Sparrow is always one of the amazing characters I love so much. He has his own distinct personalities, very much different from others. Of course, he is so humourous and think fast. The movie started off by Captain Jack Sparrow impersonated a judge to sit for a trial to set Gibbs free in London. He behaved so calmly and he is able to solve the crisis ahead immediately.



In Pirates 4, he did not even own a ship, but he knows the way to Fountain of Youth, so he was poisoned and captured by BlackBeard. In fact he was a little sailor on the ship only, forced to wash and toil. He launched a mutiny to take over the ship but failed.He was brave enough to fight, but the next moment he acted timidly and kept on flattering to spare his live.At last, he got back his beloved ship - BlackPearl.

The scary part of the movie is the mermaids, they are sexy but very cruel. They seduce the sailors, drag them into the deep sea to force them to mate with them, and lastly eat them up. This makes me to think of piranhas.Y-E-R-R.



Even so, Pirates 4 is more like a comedy, and the famous background music track He's Pirate by Hans Zimmer will definitely bring your senses together with Jack Sparrow along the adveNture.XD



The next character I love is Optimus Prime, which will be showing up with wings to fight off vast amounts of Decepticons in TRANSFORMERS 3. YEAH!

10 Days to Exam

I hate the word 'Exam' so much.

I love to study new things and new knowledge but it seems like all the students in Malaysia are destinied to suffer in exam hall several hours a day for 2 weeks.

10 days later, we will be called to the battlefield, using our pens as swords to fight with papers army. And at last declaring victory when the result slips are passed down.

In fact, I'm not ready for it, I have just thought of starting to prepare in an organized way. You may say I'm bluffing and pretending as all 5SA1-ians are so fake. But it's true.

10 days, whether it's enough for me to cram everything inside my big head, I will try my very best to do so, using every possible methods like swallow up the book literally, tear it and put into Milo for breakfast, make it damp and use it as pillow for the words to diffuse into my head and so on.

It's all worth a try!XD

I think I should stop crapping here since I am running out of time.

I can score in the exam!! Yeah!

To my best friends Ah Jing Ah Tham and all:

NEVER EVER FORGET TO LAUGH AS YOU BURY YOUR HEAD IN BOOKS!!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

IF YOU FAIL TO DO SO, YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME!

and to Neri!:

ALL THE BEST!!

Take care of your health and don't get mental illness!I will take you to Pantai Kerachut when you come back this year end.=) Please don't get angry with me kay?pleaseeee......

休息是为了走更长远的路

啊哈，这句话不知在几岁时看过，到了几岁时看到会背了，又到了几岁时背到会用了。我敢说这是我们最常用的名句精华之一。

说到名句精华，让我联想到华文，谈到华文就想起中国文学。哎，真的是对不起中国文学啊，对不住飞猛呀。由于今年全国没人考获A+，原本几乎爆满的中国文学班今天只剩下小猫两三只。也许之前老师以为华教有救了，刹那间，如海市蜃楼，飞猛的梦泡沫化，心如落地玻璃碎了。

依然坚持下去的，马上轰5SA1的我们太过现实，原本有接近半班的学生报考，到最后全部撤离贫瘠的中国文学。我想为我们班全体同学，当然包括曾是报考中国文学生的我们说话：对，我们已经做出了决定，见风转舵，所以请你们尊重我们的抉择。我们并不是不热爱华文，是时势无法让我们造英雄，不想飞蛾扑火，自取灭亡。我想大声说，虽然你们会认为这是由于郭韦乐同学退出而引起的骨牌效应，但是请想一想，难道身为北海钟灵中学精英的我们竟然会冲动并以幼稚的想法来做出一项抉择？一项关乎我们前途未来的决定？难道我们不曾想过，今年没人A+，明年必定如天上星星，海边沙粒般多？请不要怪罪我们。

至于我们会做出如此决定，我们有我们的理由。

你们说我们不讲义气？看看我与亲爱的慧文的面子书对话吧：

····· ····· ·····

我：义气不能当饭吃！

慧文：不能当饭吃就当面吃啊！

我：可是面吃了没饭饱啊！

慧文：那就吃三碗啊！STUPID~

我：可是中国文学不能分成三碗啊！

我：其实义气也不能分三碗···

好啦，又离题了。不要酱沉重好不好，轻松一点吧。反正没考又不会下地狱，考了又不会上天堂对吧。

休息，何为休息？休息就是rest 吧？rest就是rehat吧？好，menurut definisi daripada kamus dewan, rehat bermaksud cuti,mengaso.其实我也不明白词典里的解释，还好有华文和英文的解释，我才看得懂。=）rehat 就是rest，rest就是休息。

为什么要休息？为了有好精神？为了没黑眼圈？为了健康？

不不不，题目都告诉你了啦，是为了走更长远的路。

那什么是更长远的路？打个比方，假如今天有9节课，你的路真的好长。从第一节到放学，必须专心致志地听老师催眠，是很累人的。所以，身为精明学生的我们，应该要充分休息，才能活力一整天。

如果···睡觉是一种休息的方法···

我做到了！妈，我成功了！

我，终于在上可爱的physics时酣睡了。原本只想闭目养神，耳朵在听课，哪里知道越睡越熟，还梦见我在开车呢。我第一次真真睡着了。却让你们看见了，真害臊。大家都在注视着我和敬学伏在桌上‘休息’吗？当我开眼睛时，是看见Ah Jing的眼睛··· ···你的眼神，如此温柔，却没带走我的心跳。

此后到放学，我和敬学都精神奕奕！yeah！

嗨，说了这么多，还不是只想掩盖自己上课睡觉的事实···

哎哟，不错哦！XD

STILL

Hide me now
Under Your wings
Cover me
Within Your mighty hand

When the oceans rise and thunders roar
I will soar with You above the storm
Father you are King over the flood
I will be still and know You are God

Find rest my soul
In Christ alone
Know His power
In quietness and trust

When the oceans rise and thunders roar
I will soar with You above the storm
Father You are king over the flood
I will be still and know You are God

I find peace in my heart when singing and listening to this song, I have the assurance that I am not alone in this highways and byways of life. Anything I can turn to Him and have hope.=)

Sometimes when you suffered a great loss or a failure in your life, of cause there are grief and sadness. Fear will engulf you, surround you and finally swallow you up.

Just as you think your life will be as calm as the sea, a tzunami will happen suddenly, who knows?

Fear of failure. That's it.

I realize that life will not move on smoothly as we all hope, it is full of challenges and obstacles, learning to rise up again at where you fall is a nesscessity.

Perharps I did not experience failure so much, life had been so peaceful and successful to me.When it caught me off guard I was nearly defeated.I know there is God, He is always there, giving me strength and covering me.I shall not blame Him for the failure, He has His own reason for something to happen.Maybe He wants me to learn to be humble in life, giving up pride and don't be over-confident. =)

P.S. hey hey hey~yo, I want to clarify that this is not an emo post, later my entire chatbox will be full of complaints again.haha~Listen!I am not emoing k!Ah Jing, I hope you won't say I emo again when you run into me, just discuss the Singapore trip will do.XD

Lastly: HAPPY EASTER!HE LIVES!

鬼也笑

啊哈！鬼也笑？ 听说这是《吓到笑》的part 2。我还没去看，可能也没得看了，最近真的比牛仔还忙，从中国寻根回来到现在，真的没有好好休息过。上个星期我没上到课，功课欠到一大堆。

老师就像大耳窿，今天的功课没交，明天的功课更多。唯一不同的是，功课你没跟她们借，她们却跟你讨。结果越欠越多，老师越追越猛。你死拼地抄，她们死拼的给。尤其是那只大猩猩，她给功课跟本不用经过大脑，就像念什么经酱念出来。当然，她讨功课也没有用大脑。你欠多少她压根儿不知道，多希望她是真的大耳窿。

今天我们上bio时终于可以拿拿刀，开开肚，看看老鼠的内脏了。英勇无比的我，当然是毛遂自荐、自告奋勇地穿上手套，为科学牺牲，冒着可能被老鼠咬的危险，为大家揭开皮下的面纱。戴着手套，我感觉到身为一名权威医师的威严；拿着剪刀，我知道一名医生对生命的责任。我深深的吸一口气，即将面对我人生首次对生物的解剖。我了解，这可能是我第一次，也是我最后一次，因为我天生就手抖··· ···

我并不害怕面对血淋淋的画面，只是双手不够沉稳及灵活···

首先，Ah Wan 叫我抓住老鼠的尾巴再把它放入装着Chloroform的瓶子里。这可过程就难熬，因为它垂死挣扎，死赖着瓶口不走。丽仙那组太太太太太太过残忍了，她们把它的肚子切开，并不是帮它接生。肚子一开起来，有7只可怜的鼠宝宝 在里面。我呢，就善良多了。在开始剪开它的皮肤之前，我还向它说拜拜，祝它一路好走。我问老师它会上天堂还是下地狱？老师不语 -.-

解剖的过程真有趣。XD 发生了许许多多的笑话。

说真的，当老鼠真的很可怜，还好我不是老鼠。如果我是一只白老鼠，我宁愿给猫咪吃十次，也不要给人类非礼我神圣的身躯。HNG～

老鼠！你真的好伟大！为了我们而死！我爱你！就像老鼠爱大米！

好了好了，又离题了。我不知道鬼看到会不会笑。听说整部戏鬼都没有笑，不知道为什么叫鬼也笑？真的是Ki Siao。那么问题来了，到底鬼会不会笑？ 你说会？不会？你又怎么知道？你连一只鬼都没看过叻。就算你真的很幸运在转角遇上了，你还没看清楚就已经跑快过世界纪录了咯，还管他Mai Leh有没有蒙娜丽莎的微笑？

So，鬼真的会笑吗？就让它来告诉你吧！ 来个appointment吧，鬼可是很忙的，不过没有牛仔忙。它们通常到处吓人，吓到人笑之后才有空。如果你真的真的很想知道鬼会不会笑，就讲个笑话给它听吧。XD哈哈哈。

祝你成功。希望听了你的笑话后，鬼-也-笑！

哎哟，不错哦！

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放荡够了,我这性子是该收了。