THE SON by Desmond Ng

This is the sixth video of the 15Malaysia. It talks about 3 guys of 4 beated up a Malay guy.The Malay guy ended up coma in hospital. The fourth guy was on his way to police station as a witness.

Synopsis
A teenage Chinese witness to a racially motivated assault is being driven to the police station. A quiet reminder of the dangers of inter-communal suspicion and conflict.







Matthew

Lame Joke 20

A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East.

Over the public address system, the Captain announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing. This island appears to be uncharted; I amunable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never berescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of our lives."

A few minutes later the plane lands safely onthe island, whereupon Morris turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our pledge to the Yeshiva yet?"

"No Morris!" she responded.

Morris smiles, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our UJA pledge?"

"Oy no, I forgot to send the check!!"

Now Morris laughs. "One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send our TempleBuilding Fund check this month?"

"Oy Morris I forgot that one too!"

Now Morris is practically choking with laughter. Esther asks Morris,"So what are you smiling and laughing about?"

Morris responds, "They'll find us."

XD

muahahaha


Jeff, this joke is specially dedicated to u.CHill ya~HAHAHA

Gossips

Jeffrey and Yanyi have been shut up for so many dayz.thanks God. Jeffrey failed to take revenge...after spamming ppl's blog.XD Pakat with Yanyi also can success...haiz, Jeffrey, juz drop it.HAHAHAHA

all this stories starts...

Xiang Dang nian...remember laz time...Yanyi pakat with me...gossip jeffrey with ******. Eventually, the news spread among the students...everyone believes...

Then we start again with another girl...soon the whole skul know...

Even CIk Chong come in our claz n ask...'Who is jeffrey's girlfriend actually?'...

After a while Jeffrey was married.With...****.So Yanyi n I have a Yi Sou(sister in law).XD

However,Yi Sou can't tolerate the pimpingness of his husband...cry n cry n cry...say want to divorce with him.

YanYi and I comfort n persuade her. But their relationship last only a few months.Yi Sou divorce with him.And she warned us with the tone of Dai Ga Ce(Big sister):"DONT call me Yi Sou again!!"

Those are the sad stories of Jeffrey.Or should I say the achievement of Jeffrey?

Those gossips had much affected him,whether in his relationships, or careers(He works as a prefect,Jaga pintu tandas wan).XD

He was so angry...and irritated. And he said one day he wil take revenge... ... ...but he fails~hahahaha

Jeffrey, dun cry, I have poured all of your stories in ur deep hearts...dun cry...

U cried so badly juz now infront of yongquan...


Matthew

HALAL by Liew Seng Tat

This is the fifth video.Is damn lame, I never see anyone use a machine gun to kill a chicken before.XD

So what does Halal mean?


Synopsis
A very silly slapstick comedy demonstrating the proper Islamic way to slaughter chicken.

Lame Joke 19

Take Off My Clothes

My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.

Then she told me to take off her skirt.

Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.


HAHAHAHAHA

HOUSE by Linus Chung

This is the fourth video of the 15. The story is quite sad...but is true and happens among us. The Indian boy is so pity, you can see his sad and puzzled face when his teacher keep reassuring him "Do you know wat is a dream house? A house that you wish to stay in the future?" during his presentation. In the beginning he is so proud to tell that the house is built by his own father.However when school dismissed his model is trampled by a rich chinese guy. In the mean time, his staying little wooden house is demolished by government for new construction.

Synopsis
An Indian boy is asked to build a model of his house at school. A tale on the social economic plight faced by many Malaysians.