DUIT KECIL by Johan John

This is the 11th video,3 more left.

Synopsis
A man finds himself without small change in a cheap brothel. Many arguments ensue and problems faced by the Malaysian common man are discussed humorously.




Remember to bring some change wherever u go.XD

METER by Benji & Bahir

This is the 11th of the 15.It talks abt national football, the importance of English and others.

Synopsis
The controversial head of UMNO Youth plays a taxi driver who is asked his views on some current Malaysian talking points. He ends up offering a keris to a Chinese boy as a gift.




Lessons I have learnt:
1)Never tell which foreign football team u support,especially to a taxi driver.XD

2)Although English is very important, do not use it to communicate with taxi driver. =]

3)Always share a gift with somebody. =)

The Keris given by the taxi driver symbolize the good relationship between races.

The Day After Trial Exam

Yesterday I had the last paper of my trial.It was Math.I think I did it quite well, besides a tiny careless mistake.

Naturally today,like all the days after exams,we can noe our results,officially or not,we still can noe how we did it.

So today,my teachers gave us Bahasa n Mandarin paper 1 answers.I got 32 correct for my BM.XD The highest of my class.Others got below 30.For mandarin,I got 7 wrongs, the lowest record of mine T.T I got 90% for Geo.Math Paper 1 all correct.

The worst of all is my KH.15 wrong answers man!!ABOLIDEBOH!!!Should be one of the lowest.

Btw today is the day 090909.Triple 9.XD what a romantic day.DUnno Jeffrey had successfully kao how many girls.I hope there are no victims.XD hahaha~



Matthew~090909

GERHANA by James Lee

So this is the 10th of the 15Malaysia. See the director's name, I don't know that Sensei James Lee noes how to make a film. Jeffrey ar, help me to ask him, why doesn't he make a film entitled "Shinobi in BU4:Action"? Then u will be famous too.But sensei will be sued by Hollywood, because they will think he copies "Kungfu Panda".XD Why?oh,it is because they will mistakenly see Jeffrey as a panda. haha~

Synopsis
Two secret lovers rendezvous in a plush hotel room while TV news is read in the background. A dark take on apathy in Malaysia.

Lame Joke 23

Just heard of this joke recently...

One day, an archeologist of New York found a copper wire after he dug 10 feet below the ground. He concludes that New York already had telephone line 100 years ago.

Another archeologist of California heard the news. He started to dig 10 feet below the ground, but found nothing. He then continued to dig for another 10 feet, he found a copper wire too. So he concludes that California already had telephone line 200 years ago, a century earlier than New York.

Again, an archeologist of Alabama got the news and started to dig the ground.10 feet...20 feet...still nothing.He decided to dig another 10 feet. At last,he found nothing below 30 feet from the ground.Without any dissapointment, he concludes that, Alabama already had wireless service 300 years ago!!


Hahahahahaha!!

SLOVAK SLING by Woo Ming Jin

The 9th one. How to bribe?First of all, you must give everything he requires.Next, give your sun glasses to him(you noe,the weather here is hot).Thirdly,you can give him all of your belongings from your Italy shirt to your Hush Puppies underwear.

Jeffrey ar,your give-off-tissue-paper trick is outdated d.Nowadays, girls won't feel touch becoz you provide tissue paper for them d.Make a change,you can follow the lessons below.

Lesson1: Take Care Of Her Pocket Money

Lesson2: Take Care Of Her 'Brother'

Lesson3: Take Care Of Her Children

Examples please watch the video.XD


Synopsis
A comedic re-enactment of how one politician tries to entice another to switch party allegiance as DVD pirates look on.








Matthew-Jeffrey Go Go Go!