Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, "Do you think there's baseball in Heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. Soon afterward, Sol sits in the park feeding the pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol...."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in Heaven?"
"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.
Abe says, "Well, there is baseball in Heaven."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."
Saturday, 19 September 2009
Friday, 18 September 2009
LIVERPOOL HAS CHANGED CLUB SPONSOR!!
I noe many of u have knew this news a couple of days ago...
What a sad news for me indeed!!
why??
The Carlsberg sign in front of Liverpool's jersey will be replaced by Standard Charted Bank...
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the carlsberg sign is so suitable for the club!!I dun dare to imagine how the jersey will look like with Standard Charted...
Furthermore...I told u my brother juz bought me one from Anfiel T.T
18 years...why can't more than that?
anyway,on the bright side,the amount of sponsorship is huge...$80million man!!!
I hope Benitez will have more options in the transfer season next year!!!
LIVERPOOL ROCKS!!!!!!!
What a sad news for me indeed!!
why??
The Carlsberg sign in front of Liverpool's jersey will be replaced by Standard Charted Bank...
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the carlsberg sign is so suitable for the club!!I dun dare to imagine how the jersey will look like with Standard Charted...
Furthermore...I told u my brother juz bought me one from Anfiel T.T
18 years...why can't more than that?
anyway,on the bright side,the amount of sponsorship is huge...$80million man!!!
I hope Benitez will have more options in the transfer season next year!!!
LIVERPOOL ROCKS!!!!!!!
Wednesday, 16 September 2009
ROJAK! by Suleiman Brothers
This last video marks the end of the 15Malaysia films.
COOL!!!
I must say.The animation is so so awesome. Despite the scenes are changing so fast, you can get what they want to express. Indeed, Malaysia is really Rojak like he says!!haha~
The directors,Suleiman Bros,if they put their efforts consistently,they might be another Warner Bros,own a big company and produce high quality Malaysian Movies.xD
Synopsis
A Rojak seller’s take on Malaysia’s multi-faceted social political tapestry. Made entirely with CGI special effects. Visually stunning.
-No more short films-
Tthanks for your supports-
COOL!!!
I must say.The animation is so so awesome. Despite the scenes are changing so fast, you can get what they want to express. Indeed, Malaysia is really Rojak like he says!!haha~
The directors,Suleiman Bros,if they put their efforts consistently,they might be another Warner Bros,own a big company and produce high quality Malaysian Movies.xD
Synopsis
A Rojak seller’s take on Malaysia’s multi-faceted social political tapestry. Made entirely with CGI special effects. Visually stunning.
-No more short films-
Tthanks for your supports-
Lame Joke 25
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said,
"Lady, I haven't eaten in three days."
"Force yourself" she replied.
=.="
"Lady, I haven't eaten in three days."
"Force yourself" she replied.
=.="
Tuesday, 15 September 2009
LOLLIPOP by Nam Ron
The title of the 14th video make me strongly remind of a person...
Life still goes on, my heart will go on too...
Anyway,girls,please dun stupid enough to trust a person with a lollipop in his hand...or a person with a pack of tissue papers (yess Jeffrey, I am referring to you.) XD
For boys, Jeffrey should be the most trusted friend. I feel so.You want to share,he is there;you want to listen,he is there;you want to bully,he is there;and you want to cry,he has lots of tissues.XD
Synopsis
A haunting portrayal of a pedophile preparing to hunt, interspersed with metaphors on the state of Malaysian politics.
Life still goes on, my heart will go on too...
Anyway,girls,please dun stupid enough to trust a person with a lollipop in his hand...or a person with a pack of tissue papers (yess Jeffrey, I am referring to you.) XD
For boys, Jeffrey should be the most trusted friend. I feel so.You want to share,he is there;you want to listen,he is there;you want to bully,he is there;and you want to cry,he has lots of tissues.XD
Synopsis
A haunting portrayal of a pedophile preparing to hunt, interspersed with metaphors on the state of Malaysian politics.
Lame Joke 24
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone,
"Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.
However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"
hahahahaha~
"Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.
However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"
hahahahaha~
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