Liverpool Won Chelsea!!

Liverpool won!!hooray!!!
1-0,so nice the game!!!wonderful, fabulous!!well done Alonso!!
he score about ten mins the match started!!!Althu a bit 'Ang gong',it still a goal!!

~You'll never walk alone~

the last 10 mins was like Liverpool home,they sang so loud althu their numbers were less...

~You'll never walk alone!!

Matthew~Unlimited~to the very special you:You'll never walk alone~

Lame Joke 12:Respectfully Cheating

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?"

"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"

Wakaka~wakaka~

Have a break~Have a Kitkat~no worries,I think no Melamine~xD

Matthew~Unlimited~Liverpool's fan

Lame Joke 11

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. "What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl. The grandmother was embarrased, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor." They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?" said the little one. "How do you mean?" asked the Grandma. "Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl, "and they fuck you everytime!"


Wakaka~Jeffrey nt bad wor~

Matthew~Unlimited~Liverpool's fan

Lame Joke 10:Insults, Taunts and Rebukes 2

The 2005 entry Insults, Taunts and Rebukes noted, "Particularly literate people have a way of delivering rebukes and insults. In fact, they do it a lot better than you do."


Here are some more. :-)


- - -


"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one." --George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill


"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." --Churchill, in response



Wakaka~Wahaha~wakaka

Matthew~Unlimited~Jokes Provider

Lame Joke 9

Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in
court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and
I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to
go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them
to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday.

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:
_
/ \
O
\ _ /

and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this
(small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd
boy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the
small circle and told them, "this is your asshole before prison......"

Wakakawakaka~hahahaha

Pikachu~update liao...xD

Matthew~Unlimited~Good Luck to everyone

Lame Joke 8

At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded
to investigations into the basketball team by suspending any
basketball player who wasn't maintaining a passing average.
Furious, the coach came storming into the dean's office,
followed by one of his star players.

"You can't keep him from playing!" the coach roared. "We won't
win this weekend without him!"

"I don't care," the dean said. "Things have gotten out of hand at
this college."

"What do you mean, out of hand?" the coach demanded.

"I'll show you what I mean," the dean said. He turned to the
basketball player and said, "Tell me,how much is six times
seven?"

The player thought for several seconds. Then he said, "Thirty-
one?"

The dean turned to the coach and said, "I rest my case."

"Oh, come on now," the coach said. "Why are you making
such a big deal of it? After all, he only missed it by one."


Matthew~Unlimited~Bulbasaur!!I choose you!!Relax before the exams~

Funny.

Today, our class was intruded by a form 5. hahaha. She came in our class but no

teacher realise that she is a form 5. XD. I think most of you all know who is the

form 5. freaking funny. She went in the wrong class, somemore talk to those people

in my class for very long. Matthew, the form 5 de face very thick hor ? haha. Exam

is coming soon. Fast come, fast go. yeah! I study in a slow speed. T.T not like

others, so damn fast. Anybody wants sejarah exercise ? haha. a very stupid exercise.

Berapa harga buku teks sejarah ? XP

Off to study.

Yanyi

lame joke 7

Tombstone Epitaph
In a London, England cemetery:
Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767
------------------------------

Wakaka~hahaha~damn funny la u,babasaw~=.=
three jokes for u Yan Yi!!!as ur birthday gift from me!!!

Matthew~Unlimited~jokes provider

lame joke 6:Wall Street Terminology

With the meltdown on Wall Street, it's important for even ordinary citizens to understand the terminology bankers and brokers use. Here's a start.


CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer


CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer



wakaka~hahaha

Matthew~Unlimited~Jokes provider

lame joke 5: the wrong way

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there''s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"



Wakaka~hahaha

Matthew~Unlimited~Jokes provider

Happy Saturday

hahahaha~wakakaka
I m so happy today~actually I happy every day wan la...no chance for me to sad~
well, school gonna reopen~still haven finished study~haha xD~~Yan Yi almost finished his studies d,see he so hardworking.msn wif him oso like no mood to joke d.Different from me,I oways joke n joke n joke~coz i juz noe how to joke onli.xD

Ohya!!!Happy birthday to u!Yan Yi!!
Hope i m the 1st to wish u!!


Happy~shalala

Matthew~Unlimited~Happy~shalala

lame joke 4: Mexican Smuggler

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard stops him and says, "What''s in the bags?"


"Sand," answered Juan.


The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.

He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.


The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.


A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"


"Sand," says Juan.


The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.


This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.


"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"


Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."


Hahaahaha~wakakakaka
Matthew~Unlimited~Moving forward~forever smile

Big mess.

Today i got nothing to do, so went to clean up the study room. I start with a cabinet full of rubbish (old exam papers).So i just took them out and see which one i want and i dont want. Lol. While arranging, i found some paper related about form 1 sejarah. And a paper given by our temporary sejarah teacher during form 1. Any of you remember encik maniarasu or something lidat. Hahahaha. The one with high pants and always wear dark shirts. XD. And he always say Satu, Dua, Tiga with a weird sound and funny finger action. hahaha.

Damn, my study room is so messy. T.T i go arrange it. Bye.

Yanyi.

The cbox has dissappeared ! dunno why. i juz change the template, then the cbox is gone. No worries, cbox will be back soon. Our technical manager- Jeffrey Lee will be fixing it. Lol. Thankyou for your cooperation.

Yanyi.

子曰

~卜学亮~曲:黄舒骏词:武雄 阿亮编:钟兴民 屠颖
Yan yi and Jeffrey,see the song writer name~xD.Soo Yeng gt 1 brother leh!!

孔子的中心思想是个仁
仁的表现是 己欲立而立人
己欲达而达人 己所不欲他勿施于人
如以仁为本体 表现在具体的行为上
come on everybody一起来
对父母为孝 对兄弟为悌
对朋友为信 对国家为忠
对人则有爱心

我～亮子的中心思想是个why
why的表现是 搞不懂就问人
搞得懂就答人 没有人懂还可以问神
如以why为本体表现在具体的生活上
come on everybody一起来
要懂得推理 要心存怀疑
要充满好奇 要钜细靡遗
要打破砂锅问到底
oh! my god
我听不懂 看不懂 学不懂 都不懂
究竟谁对谁错
人生多美 爱情多痛
please tell me please
生命有太多疑惑
help me help me babeoh!
不要让我自己去摸索
有了车子想要房子
有了妻子想要马子
有了银子想要位子
有了位子拿了架子
搞了圈子使了性子
铁了胆子忘了老子
什么原因谁人会知
先管面子再管里子
先填肚子再补脑子
先端架子再a银子
先兜圈子再想点子
先捅篓子再找路子
先出乱子再闪条子!
这款人生敢有未来
搞栋房子搞一辈子
停个车子一推单子
挑个担子叫破嗓子
凡夫俗子没有法子
卷起袖子迈开步子
半个傻子一条汉子!
何必怨叹这个时代
撇撇轮子串串门子
上上馆子补补身子
碰碰钉子找找乐子
想想法子混混日子
照照镜子刮刮胡子
打打拍子哼哼曲子!
阮嘛共款逍遥自在
oh! my god
我听不懂 看不懂 学不懂 都不懂
究竟谁对谁错
人生多美 爱情多痛
please tell me please
生命有太多疑惑
help me help me babeoh!
让我知道如何去选择
一间房子两床被子
三面窗子四张椅子
收起爪子拉开帘子
嗑嗑瓜子想想点子
打着拍子唱着曲子
两把刷子好过日子!
轻轻松松笑笑咳咳
先打底子再摆摊子
先看例子再拿耗子
先照镜子再讲面子
先插旗子再给样子
不管汉子还是鬼子
不管老子还是小子!
脚踏实地才有未来
孔子孟子老子庄子
男子女子黑子白子
游子浪子胖子瘦子
正人君子梁上君子
天王老子毛头小子
天之骄子孤臣孽子!
大家共款拢是人才
不当俗子不做判子
不干头子不当痞子
不充胖子不装样子
不耍性子不搞圈子
不扣帽子不抬轿子
不卖关子不碰钉子!
欢乐人生逍遥自在
oh! my god
我听不懂 看不懂 学不懂 都不懂
究竟谁对谁错
人生多美 爱情多痛
please tell me please
生命有太多疑惑
help me help me babeoh!
我只想要简单的快乐
孔子的中心思想是个仁 仁的表现是
己欲立而立人 己欲达而达人己
所不欲他勿施于人
如以仁为本体 表现在具体的行为上
come on everybody一起来
对父母为孝 对兄弟为悌
对朋友为信 对国家为忠
对人则有爱心
我～亮子的中心思想是个why
why的表现是
搞不懂就问人 搞得懂就答人
没有人懂还可以问神
如以why为本体 表现在具体的生活上
come on everybody一起来
要懂得推理 要心存怀疑
要充满好奇 要钜细靡遗
要打破砂锅问到底

分享xD

安子~Matthew~Unlimited:BABASAW!!I C-H-O-O-S-E YOU!!~不再难过~友谊万岁!!

Bored.

Jeffrey, look familiar mou ?

My dream guitar. Lol.

Custom made guitar. Damn cool

Damn boring leh. I got nothing to do on holidays. Jeffrey busy pulling business. XD Matthew

enjoy his sushi life. I enjoy nothing. T.T Sien sien sien sien sien sien. Feel like banging the

wall.What i've try to read cant go in my mind. Now i'm so nervous of final. Walao. Got nothing to

post leh.

Yanyi. the bored one

There is one week of holidays, and i have no plans. My onli plan is to onli complete the two songs,

and study. But the first song isnt complete yet. Now i onli start with geografi, others all bye bye.

T.T

Anyway, PMR is coming real real soon. Lol

Good Luck to :

Zu Kuan, Chee Fai, Sheng Hao, Su Jane, Xian Qi, Wen Yew, Choong Yean, Pik San, Timothy

Wong, and many people which i can squeeze them out of my brain for now. Lol. Sry. Aiya, good

luck to all form 3 la. Remember when u get straight A's belanja me makan ar. Lol.

Thx for the present, Jeffrey and Matthew. Gan Dong (gantung) neh. haha

YanYi

Lame Joke 3 : IQ急转弯

01.有一只熊走过来
有备而来(有BEAR来)
02.第十一本书
不可思议(BOOK 11)
03.哪一种蝙蝠不用休息？
不修边幅(不休蝙蝠)
04.一个人被刷成金色
一鸣惊人(一名金人)
05.羊停止了呼吸
扬眉吐气(羊没吐气)
06.有十只羊，九只蹲在羊圈，一只蹲在猪圈
抑扬顿挫(一羊蹲错)
07.怎样使麻雀安静下来?
鸦雀无声(压雀无声)
08.怎样把东西变大?
有容乃大
09.洗脸的叫脸盆，洗手的叫?
金盆洗手
10.星星有多重?
8公克(STARBUCKS星八克)


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Matthew~the Unlimited~Now and Always~寻己记，找会去年的那个我。但，人总要长大~玩够了就该放手~

Joke from jeffrey. lol

Jeffrey told me a joke in school today. It goes like that.



Jeffrey's father: Jeffrey, help me send a sms to my friend to cancel my appointment with him tml.



Jeffrey grab his father's phone and type: My father is sick, so tml's appointment cancel, sry. Very sry.

The next day, jeffrey's father punya friend called. Jeffrey's father answered. Then his friend ask: So how's your father?

Jeffrey's father: Passed away long time ago.

Hahaha. funny leh.

After listening to this joke, i found out that Jeffrey is quite stupid.

Anyway, koperasi stinks !! Soo Mei and Derick cleaned up the so called vomit in koperasi. Lol. Actually is the ice cream melt d. Then the others just standing away from the 'vomit'.

Puan Lee is back !!

Posted by Yan yi.