Exam Ends!

Exam finally finish unofficially today.tomorrow exam will be end officially.Thank you very much~

Haiz~i am not satisfy for this exam.I think I did not do well enough.The result may be very bad.But,I hope still can get 80 above for average.

Tomorrow Seni,dunno wan to draw wat...

Left two days in BUD4...my last two days in this school~

Dunno what to do...hope the time stop going...although I know it never would...recall those days...thank you Jeffrey and Yan Yi...and of course Wei Yang and Soo Yeng...very yi yi bu she...

huh...maybe too emo le?
I said I will never post emo things right?
haha~dis whole exam period Jeffrey keep emoing~

I appreciate you all~


Matthew the boy~you'll never walk alone,just I leave alone~

Liverpool Won Chelsea!!

Liverpool won!!hooray!!!
1-0,so nice the game!!!wonderful, fabulous!!well done Alonso!!
he score about ten mins the match started!!!Althu a bit 'Ang gong',it still a goal!!

~You'll never walk alone~

the last 10 mins was like Liverpool home,they sang so loud althu their numbers were less...

~You'll never walk alone!!

Matthew~Unlimited~to the very special you:You'll never walk alone~

Lame Joke 12:Respectfully Cheating

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?"

"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"

Wakaka~wakaka~

Have a break~Have a Kitkat~no worries,I think no Melamine~xD

Matthew~Unlimited~Liverpool's fan

Lame Joke 11

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. "What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl. The grandmother was embarrased, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor." They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?" said the little one. "How do you mean?" asked the Grandma. "Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl, "and they fuck you everytime!"


Wakaka~Jeffrey nt bad wor~

Matthew~Unlimited~Liverpool's fan

Lame Joke 10:Insults, Taunts and Rebukes 2

The 2005 entry Insults, Taunts and Rebukes noted, "Particularly literate people have a way of delivering rebukes and insults. In fact, they do it a lot better than you do."


Here are some more. :-)


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"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one." --George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill


"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." --Churchill, in response



Wakaka~Wahaha~wakaka

Matthew~Unlimited~Jokes Provider

Lame Joke 9

Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in
court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and
I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to
go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them
to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday.

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:
_
/ \
O
\ _ /

and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this
(small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd
boy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the
small circle and told them, "this is your asshole before prison......"

Wakakawakaka~hahahaha

Pikachu~update liao...xD

Matthew~Unlimited~Good Luck to everyone